John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

After accidentally discovering that my boss owes loan sharks 50 million dollars, I start scrambling for a way out of my contract with the company. Just as I'm wondering what to do, a string of comments suddenly appears before my eyes. "Poor Lindsay. That idiot boss of hers plans to use the company's livestream to launder money and pay off his debt." "The moment she goes live, the entire sum becomes her personal liability!" I'm the company's cash cow, trapped in an ironclad contract, yet I don't have a shred of evidence to take to the police. Just then, Tasha Moore, one of the company's rookie streamers, walks over with a sweet smile and hands me a glass of water. "Lindsay, I heard you'

Me: What do you want me to do about it? Josh: Entertain me. Me: Fuck you. I’m not your circus monkey. Josh: I woke up my roommate, I snorted so loud. You should def dress up as a circus monkey for Halloween. Me: Only if you dress up as an ass. Sorry, I mean donkey. Me: You’re already an ass. Josh: What a comedian. Don’t quit your day job. Josh: P.S. You think I won’t do it? I’ll do it just so I can blackmail you with the monkey pics.

Zack's Pov. I'm home from school now. What my monkey friends make me do is tiring. They said they wanted me to prank Angel with my stretches and also to show him my sweetness. Suppose I pretend to be sweet to her hmm. If there was no real punishment, I wouldn't do that because I know that woman likes me and I don't like her. Then they say that I will dance on the ground naked when I don't do that. ***** I called Zyrone first to find out when I would stop what they were doing. It was annoying

Aida laughed in mockery and the rest joined them, except for Denzel. Ryan looked down in sadness and bit his lips. Denzel saw that and smiled faintly. He squatted to his level. " Hey, little one. What are you? " Ryan looked up. " The greatest prankster of all time " He mumbled. " Does a prankster give up that easily? " The little nodded negatively. " If you can't lift a barbell, what about a dumbell? Can you lift one? " The cold man demanded and Ryan bobbed his head in agreement.

We played subtle pranks on Uncle Jake and his fiancée, things that didn't really hurt, but that took away his peace in some way, for example, like pouring olive oil in his wine, filling with salt his slice of wedding cake, putting a fart cushion on his seat, and when he sat down, he made this hilarious fart noise that made everyone laugh at him and things like that. I was having a lot of fun, and even though that wasn't enough for Peter, seeing Uncle Jake going through all that trouble already made him more excited. But we got caught at the end of the party, and since we were just two kids, no one really took it seriously. My dad and Uncle Jake yelled at us and said they were going to ground

"So you guys are the ones who have been playing pranks on the whole school?" He nodded arrogantly. "Don't tell anyone now." He warned. I grinned as I rolled my eyes. The whole school probably knows it's them. No one else has the guts to pull off such stunts. Like last month they played a prank on Mrs. Mellark, our health education teacher. She had decided to show us a video and just before she played it, Dylan shouted that Mrs. Finn was remembering her and in that time Max switched the original cd and replaced it with a porn one. After some time when a confused Mrs. Mellark came back and played it, she was shocked and embarrassed for a very long time. Safe to say the porn had some real kinky

"Wait, who's Yeji by the way?" I knew it, I thought he's sober. Jiroo is really just stupid. "You should stop, Roo. You're drunk." I said and tugged him down to sit back. "But if my Ceres cheats on me, call me John Cena." Hee said as he let me pull him back and took my glass to pour another one. "Why?" I asked curiously. "Because I ain't CENA-thing." He said then he laughed on his own puns.

"Damn, it makes sense that they're airing this stuff at 1 in the morning." With a raised eyebrow, Jannis finds the late-night option amusing. "I mean, come on! This is the prime time for these movies, so they air them at this hour," she says with a grin as she shifts the conversation. "Hey, do you remember that hilarious prank we pulled off during our last family vacation? That was hilarious!" Jake recalls a few practical jokes, but he acts as if he doesn't remember while he smirks at his stepmother. "Actually, I don't remember. Can you refresh my memory?"

River added. "So, what do you want us to do?" I ask Justin. "I called you people so that you know what is about to happen tomorrow. Also, as a penalty for something, one prank is canceled. So that leaves us with this prank and one another. Now what would you people like to do?" ----------------------------------- "How old are you?" "I-uh 18." "Do you lack common sense?" "Why would you ask that?" He asked.

Shaw–please, this is a misunderstanding. At that moment, someone in the crowd muttered just loud enough to be heard, "So for the sake of investment, the dean doesn't even care about his own daughter anymore?" The dean spun around, eyes blazing. "Who said I have a daughter?! I only have one son!" He pointed at Tara, kneeling on the floor. "You impersonated my daughter and damaged the school's reputation. I will hold you fully responsible." Then he bowed to my father. "Mr. Shaw, please calm down. I will give you a proper explanation."