John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

"You, uh, gave everyone kind of a scare. Did the doctor say it was anything serious?" I mean I knew he'd passed out because of the pictures of Jace and I but I still wanted to make sure there was nothing else that might have caused it. Grandpa Ethan’s face broke into a grin, looking between Ethan and I before he flexed his arms, well, as much as someone hooked up to an IV could flex. "Oh, I’m fine," he said, chuckling as if the whole fainting at a conference thing was some big joke. "I only pretended to faint. You know, to get out of answering all those questions from those annoying paparazzi. I think I did a great job."

Me: What do you want me to do about it? Josh: Entertain me. Me: Fuck you. I’m not your circus monkey. Josh: I woke up my roommate, I snorted so loud. You should def dress up as a circus monkey for Halloween. Me: Only if you dress up as an ass. Sorry, I mean donkey. Me: You’re already an ass. Josh: What a comedian. Don’t quit your day job. Josh: P.S. You think I won’t do it? I’ll do it just so I can blackmail you with the monkey pics.

The nervous parking warden hurried got undressed for the final game of ‘XXXX’. “Welcome back to ‘XXXX’ folks!” Kent greeted the camera as filming resumed. ‘ROUND 3:XXXX CHALLENGE’ was on the screen at the back of the set. “We’ve got Joe Dingle, a parking enforcement officer from New York with us for the final game, the ‘XXXX’ Challenge!” Kent said. The camera then panned across to Bambi and the naked celebrity guests. “As you can see me and girls are all set for the last game, and eager to begin,” Bambi said with a wink at the camera, she reached over and tweaked Jenna’s nipple.

I'd been waiting for an opportunity to change that, but I never thought that would come while I stood at the altar. Armani barely nodded, adjusting his grip around my fingers. We glanced at the officiant at the same time, silently asking him to begin the fake ceremony. I wondered if it was real to him. The officiant cleared his throat loudly. "We are gathered here today to witness the union of the Cartelli and the Rizzo family." Not the loving union of two people.

Zack's Pov. I'm home from school now. What my monkey friends make me do is tiring. They said they wanted me to prank Angel with my stretches and also to show him my sweetness. Suppose I pretend to be sweet to her hmm. If there was no real punishment, I wouldn't do that because I know that woman likes me and I don't like her. Then they say that I will dance on the ground naked when I don't do that. ***** I called Zyrone first to find out when I would stop what they were doing. It was annoying

Johnson’s presentation. “But in our defence, Mr. Johnson was weirdly obsessed with that word, after he said he spent days and nights with almost three guys contemplating till they got satisfying results, we lost it.” I giggled as we pulled in front of the driveway. I shook my head thinking how childish he can be sometimes. But I sing ‘Let it go’ and ‘Hakuna matata’ in the shower, so who am I to judge? I was proud of myself because I had successfully teased Nathan. Him, bonded to his chair as his eyes raked my body and the fact that he broke off those handcuffs got me weak in my knees.

If it's not a human's report, could it be a cat's report? Bianca, intending to lighten the atmosphere with a joke, did not expect the two of them to be stunned by her words, exchanging a horrified glance. "Oops, I'm sorry, I misspoke!" Bianca regretted, looking through the glass window at Mr. John lying on the bed in an odd posture. Bianca felt even more regretful for joking at a time when the old man was suffering from a mysterious illness, and she felt too ashamed to look at Frost. It seemed as if Mr. John heard their conversation through the glass, as he turned over and, under the gaze of three pairs of eyes, unexpectedly stuck out his tongue, licked his wrist, and then raised his wrist t

“The woman I dated from the beginning was Gina.” Ethan stopped talking. It was like he wanted the audience to fully process his words. He was, after all, both a writer and an actor. He knew how to get the best reaction out of every situation. “Did I hear wrong?” someone finally asked after almost a minute. Many people sent emojis of clearing their ears or widening their eyes in shock. “This is some bad joke, right?” “Definitely. No one would believe such nonsense.” “Do you take us for fools?”

Aida laughed in mockery and the rest joined them, except for Denzel. Ryan looked down in sadness and bit his lips. Denzel saw that and smiled faintly. He squatted to his level. " Hey, little one. What are you? " Ryan looked up. " The greatest prankster of all time " He mumbled. " Does a prankster give up that easily? " The little nodded negatively. " If you can't lift a barbell, what about a dumbell? Can you lift one? " The cold man demanded and Ryan bobbed his head in agreement.

The suit went back to start another round of chanting. "Ha-ha. A wild card, I see what you did there." Jinx joked, but he was pretty sure it wasn't actually a pun. These guys needed to lighten up a little. After all of this was over, Jinx would treat them to some of the good cocktails he knew how to make. And he wouldn't take no for an answer.