John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

“You’ve just forgotten how to have fun.” “Right. Pranking the new sheriff will be loads of fun, especially if Colleen pulls a gun and shoots you when she thinks you’ve gone rabid.” Kenzie paused, her eyes narrowing. “You know what… you go and play your little prank. I’d love to see what comes next. My money is on you getting shot. But I’m warning you, if you do, I’m not helping to get the bullet out.” “You’d leave me in agony?” “It’d serve you right.” Kenzie snorted. “Maybe even remind you that humans can be vicious.”

He’s walked around with purple hair for two days before Jason’s mate, Olivia took pity on him and dyed it back to a normal color. Then there was the time they replaced the bar powder in the gym with baby powder and everyone smelled like a freshly bathed newborns for days. They had also upped their game and superglued John’s hand to a stapler. I thought that mole was going to pop a blood vessel in his temple he was so mad. Everyone suspected the duo of destruction were behind the pranks, but no one could prove it. As far as I knew, I was their only inside accomplice.

“Um, honey, have you seen Perez Hilton yet? Because there's a picture of JC at the top, and he's buying a fucking engagement ring. He does nothing but smile. What? No way. No way. -This is impossible. Only they... “Put the phone down and go do a quick search, Gwen. Is there. Is happening. They're going to screw it up for you, and they're not wasting any time. You need a plan. -A plan? My brain spins, trying to hold on to any idea at all, but I have nothing. Nothing but the sight of me standing onstage at the New Year's Eve celebration of Dick Clark , those aren't my dreams.

I ask him. “We did, but we never get in trouble. This school needs the star quarterback. So, they never punished Adrian or me,” he shrugs. “Do you have any favourite prank?” I question. He thinks for a moment and answers me. “Oh, yeah, this one-time Adrian noticed our principal jogging, and you know what? He was completely bald, so we decided to expose him to the whole school.

“Just hearing you say robot fight makes you an even bigger nerd.” She puts down a pair of pliers and gets up, going into her pantry to get the cat food. “I feel so bad for Danielle.” “Me too. It was the last thing we expected. One minute we’re dancing and drinking at the reception, and the next, Weston is calling.” “How was the wedding and pretending you two were engaged?” Quinn puts several cans of cat food into a cloth grocery bag and hands it to me. “It was fun, actually. And everyone bought our fake engagement.”

‘You and your sickening rules! ‘That’s not going to look good on your personal record,’ Stan let out a low wolf whistle. ‘Shut up!’ I snapped at him. Father didn’t say anything at first, his expression calm. James Hart was the only person I knew who could be dying from multiple gunshots, but still kept a perfectly calm expression. Too bad I didn’t inherit that gift. ‘I think this meeting should be adjourned since we all want to turn it towards sentimental issues,’ he put on his glasses and left the office to just me and Stan.

"I'm giving this as a present! Who would give a dead herb as a present?! And it's even starting to rot!" "I never said it was alive," Johnny snapped impatiently. "Quit making a fuss." "Haha!" Kenny laughed mockingly without holding back at all. "Forty million dollars for a dead herb! You ladies are geniuses!" Gina and Cindy were both left ashen-faced. After all that posturing, it turned out that they were the clowns all along! "We're not buying this," Cindy snapped angrily. "Refund us right now!" "That's right! Refund us, you snake oil salesman!" Gina bellowed, pointed at Johnny in the nose.

"I'm special because I am your secretary Mr. Sterling," As Oliver munches on the snack, he suddenly blurts out. "You know, every year at the reunion, my Uncle Jack would always tell this hilarious story about—" "—about how you got stuck in a tree trying to impress your cousin with your tree-climbing skills," Emily finishes with a smirk. "Hey, how did you know that?" She shrugs casually. "Madam Odessa told me." He chuckles, shaking his head in disbelief. "Wow, my mom really did tell you everything, didn't she?"

Daddy said "Yeah nope can't do that," I said and he looked at me with a serious look. "What if I said I wouldn't do the pranks?" I asked "What are you saying?" Aunt Freya asked "Kids love to prank someone. And I promise it will have nothing to do with the house all the pranks are going to happen outside," I said "You said that last year too until my eyebrows were waxed off," Jordan said "You did that yourself I just applied the wax," I said and everyone tried not to laugh.

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