John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

Vivan scolded angrily, "My mother kindly invited you for dinner, not to mention that you messed up the meal, but you also talked about her like that? Do you have any education?" "Oh, how kind..." Jenna picked up the tablecloth on the table and carefully wiped the broken glass and blood on her hands, "Didn't you especially invite so many crowd actors to spice up my drama just to let Elon Mars see my joke?" "You need to act out your jokes for people to see? You were born a joke." Kenzie scolded snarkily, "When your mum gave birth to you and ran away, your dad worked hard to raise you all by himself, but it's a pity that he raised a shameless little bitch!"

Everyone said we were a perfect match, like a blade and its sheath. We had exchanged rings. The wedding was set for early spring the following year. Everything should have gone smoothly. Yet, staring at the bright “Cancel” button on the screen, I suddenly remembered his words. “A prank.” An overwhelming sense of exhaustion crawled up from my bones. I suddenly felt tired.

On one foot was a tennis shoe, on the other was a boot. “You look like a lopsided Christmas elf!” “I guess I wasn’t paying much attention. I just put on the first things I grabbed from my closet.” “Hey, listen to this. We’re on the news!” Jenny got her coffee and sat on the couch beside Johnny. “... and what started out as a publicity stunt at KKTM radio turned into a war between the sexes. And ladies, thanks to some cunning planning, it was a knockout in the first round. Jenny Reed turned the tables on her co-host of Red Wine For Breakfast, Johnny King, by answering his sexual proposal with a marriage proposal complete with wedding gown, brides maids and a real life judge. The talk at the s

"Getting tied down to someone like that? Nightmare. Let's make a bet. One call from me, and she'll show up at city hall in that dress. Wanna see a clown in a wedding gown?" Someone cracked up. "And if you lose? Let Olivia dance for us." The laugh barely left his mouth before Gideon decked him. His face went stone cold. "You got a death wish? Don't even say Olivia's name." Olivia was everything to him—off-limits, even as a joke. And me? I was just the clown in his game. Free to humiliate however he liked. By the time the video ended, my chest ached. Tears hit the screen, smudging his smug, grinning face.

“Alright, let’s hear it. What’s the plan? Any suggestions?” There was a brief pause before ideas started flying. “How about a three-point contest?” “Too basic.” “Arm wrestling?” “Who the hell wants to watch that?” “Dunk tank?” “Yeah, let’s just throw Jaxon in there and charge people to drown him,” Craig joked, making the guys burst into laughter. “You wouldn’t say that if he were here, would you?” Nathaniel dared him and the laughter continued. I just smiled half-heartedly, trying to keep myself amused even though I wasn’t really feeling it.

She is like a walking track record for these kinds of shit. "It's the janitor" I trailed. "Oh right, Mr. Cortez, but I thought his name is Jorge?" "Is that his name? Sorry I named him Johnny because he's the janitor, I have no idea about his name." "Jesus Nick you really need to stop with those corny jokes" I know Yhannie would say this. She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke.

Shawn felt very embarrassed and said angrily, “It’s different this time! This time, I, Shawn Long, will do what I say, and I’ll never go back on my words!” Jenna laughed and said casually, “I’ll wait and see, then.” Charlie was watching from the side, and he got the feeling that Jenna was being a bit of a b*tch and was intentionally sowing discord with her words. He could not help but feel sorry for Janus. It was really not worth it for Janus, who had originally had a bright future, to throw his future and life away in that roast goose restaurant in Oskiatown, New York, for her.

she asked, and he shook his head. “I know you; she must have provoked you first; you were probably using her scheme against her, right?” he asked, and Jenna nodded excitedly. "She was very stupid; she offered me an orange juice mixed with aphrodisiac, not knowing I am a pro in medicine. I decided to play along with her, then I made her fall into her trap later.” Jenna laughed with a triumphant look plastered on her face. They eventually got to the banquet hall and saw that the banquet had already come to an end, and the only people that were there were Xander and Ivanka and a few Janitors cleaning the aftermath of the banquet.

On the third day after receiving our college acceptance letters, the most popular student in school, Natalie Simmons, proposes something in our class group chat. "We're all adults now, and we've already been accepted into college. We should do something exciting before the semester begins. Let's put on a show and stage a fake bank heist. It'll be fun." In my last life, I make 23 phone calls in a row and confiscate every prop they plan to use. No one gets hurt. But Natalie becomes the target of criticism from parents and teachers. She sinks into depression and eventually jumps into a lake. The entire class blames me and hates me. At our graduation dinner, they force a whole bottle of liqu

My best friend, Jolyn Jones, called me while I was at work. "Help! S-Someone's about to v-violate me! Petra, please help me!" Panic shot through me. I immediately dropped a crucial project and called the police. Then, with an officer close beside me, I raced to the address Jolyn had sent, nearly tripping over my own feet along the way. Suddenly, two loud pops erupted behind us, and confetti rained down. Jolyn jumped out from around the corner with my boyfriend, Will Curry. "Surprise! That's the hundredth time we've managed to prank you, P!" I stared at them in disbelief. "What the hell? You thought sexual violence was appropriate material for a prank?!" The officer looked equally furio