John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

“Who told you to say just now that I dressed like this in the middle of the night to seduce men? That’s why I went out of my way to wake up Jetson to play along just to get under your skin.” After saying that, I quickly gave Jetson a nod. I wanted him to play along. Seeing Jetson, now fully dressed, Farrell’s brow was still furrowed, but his expression had clearly softened, and his tone lightened. “So that’s how it is, honey. When did you start picking up those online tricks? You actually teamed up with Dad to play a prank on me. “I really thought you two were up to something behind my back just now. “You gave me quite a scare!”

I burst out laughing so hard I nearly choked on my soda. Jenna looks deeply unimpressed. “Yeah, real fucking funny,” she mutters, side-eyeing both of us. “Keep laughing, you bunch of soggy mofos. I’ll remember this when you two need someone to body a man for you in public and I’m too busy teaching spin hooks to felons named Big Maria.” Dawn snorts into her drink. “You’d thrive in there, don’t lie.” “Shut up,” Jenna says, but she’s already smiling.

Jenna laughed, “Yeah, in my timeline, the big craps (she makes quotations) just go down into pipes. No dumping needed.” Yale looked at her, “Hmm, that sounds too good to be true. And what did you do with your hands when you said that.” Jenna shook her head, chuckling, “That’s called quotation marks. It's sarcasm with your fingers.” Yale smirked, “Interesting. I’m not saying I believe you, but I can go with it for now.” Jenna smirked as her stomach grumbled, and both men looked at her. "Was that your stomach, or do you need to use the bucket?” asked Clay.

“You’ve just forgotten how to have fun.” “Right. Pranking the new sheriff will be loads of fun, especially if Colleen pulls a gun and shoots you when she thinks you’ve gone rabid.” Kenzie paused, her eyes narrowing. “You know what… you go and play your little prank. I’d love to see what comes next. My money is on you getting shot. But I’m warning you, if you do, I’m not helping to get the bullet out.” “You’d leave me in agony?” “It’d serve you right.” Kenzie snorted. “Maybe even remind you that humans can be vicious.”

My team was the only one in the company that hit its performance targets this year. At the year-end party, the boss waited until everyone else had left, then he pulled out a big red box and had the four of us in my team draw blind boxes. I drew a desktop tower caked in dust, an antique that looked like it belonged in a museum. Haley Lambert, my teammate, drew a monitor covered edge to edge in scratches. Drew Sandler got a keyboard with every letter worn clean off the keys. Gabe Carell ended up with a grease-slicked wired mouse. Our boss, Cyrus Griffin, clapped me on the shoulder, grinning drunkenly. "You young people love a blind box, right? It's all about that thrill of not knowing!

"A prank is one thing, but don't mess with his health." Jonathan demanded angrily, "Back then, weren't you the one who said you wanted to teach that nerd a lesson and get back at him for me? "Weren't the pranks your idea? You said poisoning Edward and having a miscarriage would be your birthday gift to me. Are you in love with him or something? Penelope denied it instantly, as if the idea was repulsive. "No way! Of course, I love you." Laughter filled the hallway again. They celebrated the end of their 98th prank and started planning the 99th.

God, that had been so humiliating! “Loads of fun!” I lied to Jenna. “That guy is something.” “Isn’t he? I wouldn’t kick him out of my bed.” Jenna sighed happily. “Sam gave me a lap dance once, but it was so awkward. He tripped over my feet and ended up face planting into my lap.” “Oh my God, Jenna.” “He got a bloody nose and everything. Had to lie to his buddies at work that he’d gotten into a fight when his nose was all purple.” Jenna giggled. “Don’t tell anyone I told you that! He’d kill me.”

The prank was one of Harlow's, Leanna's younger brother, and Geneva took great lengths to pay him back in kind by hanging him in the lounge in his underwear. When she stepped inside the shadows, a hand suddenly covered her mouth and dragged her into the darkness. She thrashed and squirmed trying to break free from her captor but he was too strong. She felt his hot breath on her ear making goosebumps rise on her arms. "Guess who I am." he said. Geneva relaxed after hearing his voice. He released her from his hold and smirked at her. "Very funny, Gal. I nearly punched you in the groin." she said with no humor.

And filled with the soft hum of machines and the clang of coins and prizes. They played everything. Air hockey. Skeeball. A suspiciously rigged claw machine. Minnie nearly beat Johnny in a racing game until he “accidentally” unplugged his controller mid-lap. “You cheat!” she cried, laughing. “I win creatively,” he replied, dropping tickets in her hand. Eventually, they found the prize counter, and Johnny traded their haul for a ridiculously large stuffed Snoopy. He presented it to her like a trophy. “For the bravest skater at the rink,” he said with a mock bow.

He dropped messages for her saying that he will pick her up by late evening for the Date, as if they planned a date together last night which was not true but who cares when he knows that Jenny mostly doesn’t recognize what happened in her drunken state. After dropping the message he waited for her reply but when he didn't get any reply from her He guessed that she must be freaking out right now and that mere thought made him smile even more. All this is new for him, he never pranked someone before and now it seems very interesting to him that he couldn’t stop but think of more ways to make it more funnier than it already is. After the last night dinner with her Ryan managed to know a little