John Cena Prank Novels & Stories

"Getting tied down to someone like that? Nightmare. Let's make a bet. One call from me, and she'll show up at city hall in that dress. Wanna see a clown in a wedding gown?" Someone cracked up. "And if you lose? Let Olivia dance for us." The laugh barely left his mouth before Gideon decked him. His face went stone cold. "You got a death wish? Don't even say Olivia's name." Olivia was everything to him—off-limits, even as a joke. And me? I was just the clown in his game. Free to humiliate however he liked. By the time the video ended, my chest ached. Tears hit the screen, smudging his smug, grinning face.

“Alright, let’s hear it. What’s the plan? Any suggestions?” There was a brief pause before ideas started flying. “How about a three-point contest?” “Too basic.” “Arm wrestling?” “Who the hell wants to watch that?” “Dunk tank?” “Yeah, let’s just throw Jaxon in there and charge people to drown him,” Craig joked, making the guys burst into laughter. “You wouldn’t say that if he were here, would you?” Nathaniel dared him and the laughter continued. I just smiled half-heartedly, trying to keep myself amused even though I wasn’t really feeling it.

She is like a walking track record for these kinds of shit. "It's the janitor" I trailed. "Oh right, Mr. Cortez, but I thought his name is Jorge?" "Is that his name? Sorry I named him Johnny because he's the janitor, I have no idea about his name." "Jesus Nick you really need to stop with those corny jokes" I know Yhannie would say this. She says this every time I try my best to crack a joke, no matter how dope I drop the joke she still invalidates my capability just because it’s an hour for her to understand the joke.

》》Jason Dutton《《 Jack and I burst into laughter at the epic fail we had just witnessed on the tv. Jack then started choking on popcorn. I gave him one hard slap on the back and his choking was replaced by a scream. Calvin burst into laughter at this as Jack threw cushions at me whileI died laughing. Just then my phone started ringing. "Boo! Don't pick it up!" Jack sulked. "Yeah it's interrupting our afternoon slash night chill session," Calvin added in agreement.

Shawn felt very embarrassed and said angrily, “It’s different this time! This time, I, Shawn Long, will do what I say, and I’ll never go back on my words!” Jenna laughed and said casually, “I’ll wait and see, then.” Charlie was watching from the side, and he got the feeling that Jenna was being a bit of a b*tch and was intentionally sowing discord with her words. He could not help but feel sorry for Janus. It was really not worth it for Janus, who had originally had a bright future, to throw his future and life away in that roast goose restaurant in Oskiatown, New York, for her.

I turn around and kick his leg causing him to jump on a leg and yelp ow for a while . " It was you wasn't it ! Your prank failed so let me sleep in peace now . " I say angrily . It was 2 am and I can't believe he had the energy for such things at this time . Doesn't he ever get tired or sleepy ? " What prank " He asks , his mouth set in a hardened line . He looked genuinely unaware of what I was talking about . Recognition dawned on his face . " Ohhh ! You think that voice was me ? Pfft " He chuckles , putting a hand on my shoulder for support and the other clutched his stomach as he tried to laugh as quietly and silently as possible .

"These are... recipes. Culinarily themed insults directed at the Council’s lineage. And photos. Photos of the precinct’s holiday party from three years ago." John stood up so fast his chair toppled backward. "What? No. That’s not what’s on there." "You stand in this sacred hall," Vance rose, his shadow stretching long across the table, "mimicking a dead man’s gait, wearing a dead man’s suit, and you offer us... jokes? You thought to humiliate the European Elders with a child’s prank?" "I was told—" John started, but the words died. "You were told by whom?" Vance sneered. "The girl? The one who watched you crawl into her bed while she planned your execution?"

she asked, and he shook his head. “I know you; she must have provoked you first; you were probably using her scheme against her, right?” he asked, and Jenna nodded excitedly. "She was very stupid; she offered me an orange juice mixed with aphrodisiac, not knowing I am a pro in medicine. I decided to play along with her, then I made her fall into her trap later.” Jenna laughed with a triumphant look plastered on her face. They eventually got to the banquet hall and saw that the banquet had already come to an end, and the only people that were there were Xander and Ivanka and a few Janitors cleaning the aftermath of the banquet.

And with that, he bounds off the stage, prompting the mass of people to shuffle out of the room. "Oh my god!" A high-pitched shriek comes from our left, and we discover Jenna with an unknown guy stepping onto the stage. "I thought that was you guys! How on earth did you land a table back here?" Sofia's jaw sinks. "You bailed on girls' night to come here?" She flattens her lips. "Well, it seems like you two did, too." They both chuckle, not a flicker of seriousness between them as we all

I screamed, "No, I'm dead! Mom, please, go home and check on me! I'm getting more grotesque!" Mom called me, but as expected, no one picked up the phone. It had run out of battery and shut off. Frowning, Dad stood up and said, "I should go back and check on her." I was ecstatic and nodded vigorously. However, just then, my uncle, Melvin Shelton, called Dad over. "Don't go yet! We're missing one person for the game. Just stay a little longer. It won't take much time!" I felt a wave of terror. I prayed for Dad to refuse.