Joker Batman Quotes Novels & Stories

"To knocking that girl in the face with a baseball bat...Girl, your like a Harley Quinn!" I swallowed down what was in the shot glass, my throat feeling like it was on fire. " Yeah, and your son is the Joker."

"Yes bro, torture. Let's prepare the equipment." "It felt so fucking great, hitting her." Great laughed hysterically. "I guess one of you is in love with her and that person should be you, Raymond." He gritted his teeth. "I fucked her so hard, so fucking hard, I thought she would be dead from her pussy torture." "Shut up!" I yelled. "Just keep quiet!" Doctor Great began laughing sarcastically, just like Joker. Martin leaned forward in his chair, an evil smile playing on his lips. "So it felt fucking great?"

“No, they really wouldn’t.” “No, they wouldn’t,” Tracy agreed. “You’re a real hero.” I rolled my eyes. “Yeah, I’m a regular Superman,” I joked. DJ grinned next to me. “You can’t be Superman,” he protested. He looked back at Tracy and smiled. “My daddy’s a hero like Batman, because he can’t fly either.” I burst out laughing then immediately winced when it hurt my ribs. I grinned down at DJ, who was giggling to himself at his joke. “That was classic. Good job,” I congratulated, holding out my hand for a high five. He grinned and slapped his hand on mine.

Lucas bent to take mental notes of the surroundings while roman just stood casually with his hands in his jacket pocket, while low key feeling uncomfortable. “You don’t have much of a choice my friend” Roman muttered under his breath, “I heard that” Lucas got up and Roman chuckled softly “Just waiting for the day you’d admit I’m batman because I’m always saving your ass” He grinned at Roman “You’d never hear that from me” Roman scoffed, Lucas shook his head at Roman’s denial and kept scouring the area.

I turned to look at him, exhaling rapidly before I talked. “I know he won't make that mistake of attacking first again. And if he plans to, we act on the famous quotes.” I said as I took a deep breath, wiping my face with my palm. “What famous quote are you talking about?” He asked as his eyes were opened widely, raising an eyebrow and looking rather curious. I smirked a little, tilting my head to face the direction of the crib of my baby. “Never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake,” I said slowly as if I were counting my words as they came out of my mouth. I adjusted on the bed, leaning forward a bit as I exhaled rapidly. Lucas took a deep breath as he licked his lips.

“Yeah! Like a superhero! Mommy says Daddy is strong, but I’ve never seen you.” I chuckled. “I don’t fight like a superhero, Max. But I used to play hockey, and that takes a lot of strength.” Max seemed to think about that for a moment, then asked, “So, if you fought Batman, who would win?” I almost choked laughing. I rubbed my chin, pretending to think. “Hmm... maybe Batman would win. He has more gadgets.” Max immediately snorted, like I had just said something very dumb. “You need more practice. If not, you can’t protect Mommy!”

"Now explain to me, you idiot, why did you come here? Aren't the police after you?" "What's up, Malvadeza, I'm smooth, damn it!" I left quietly. "Kauã was thinking he was the best. "But your little friend isn't going to spill the beans?" I asked nervously. "No way!Elisinha is a real tightwad. For starters, she doesn't know my name; to her, I'm the Joker! Batman, you know? My nickname is awesome, right, Malvadeza?" I rubbed my temple. My god, that kid was a dork! How could someone so clueless become a criminal?

We talked about the good times and our hopes for the future and I was glad to share it with my family. “What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?” “I don’t even know why I bother to tell you to behave.” Shoran sighed and James laughed as he kissed her hand. “Get in the car, Robin!” James laughed loudly at his own joke and then we all joined him. He wasn’t really funny but his laughter was contagious. I leaned in closer to Adara, noticing that she wasn’t really herself. She pushed her food around in the hopes that it would look like she was eating. “Are you okay?”

Through the hole in her mask, I see Harley Quinn smirk but she says nothing, merely watching us. “Tell us what you want and we’ll give it to you,” Dad says, the tone of his voice firm but pleading. “Just please let me and my family go.” The Joker cocks his head like he’s actually considering it. I know he’s really not. He enjoys playing with his victims. He’s been amusing himself with me every single time he came to check up on me and he doesn’t give a shit that he’s the only one who enjoys these ‘jokes’. He’s crazy and it’s pointless trying to have a normal conversation with him.

"But since we're on the topic of roles, you do know your time will come too, right? Just like I and Osiris failed. So will you, and if you don’t die on the job like Osiris, you'll end up…. Just. Like. Me!” They laughed. Loud and obnoxious, one was a grating sound in my ears. The other? Sounded forced. "You’re something else. Seriously. I almost don’t wanna break your face." Joker drawled, wiping a false tear from his eye. "Almost?" I smirked. That one pissed him off, cause he slapped me. Hard across the face. My head snapped sideways, not really… just for dramatic flair. I let it hang, motionless. "Hey. Don’t kill him yet." Spear Guy said.