Jokes About Men

There's a famous catchphrase since time immemorial: The more you hate, the more you love. Alam ni Dennis na iba siya kompara sa ibang mga lalaki. Imbes na sa babae, sa lalaki siya nakakaramdam ng kakaiba. At may lihim siyang pagtingin sa isa sa mga barkada niya, kay Ervin. Subalit hindi niya ito sinasabi kahit kanino man dahil alam niyang ang taong gusto niya'y may iba ng mahal. Kaya mas lalo siyang determinado na itago sa binata ang kakaibang nararamdaman niya rito. Sa hindi inaasahan, may nakaalam ng kanyang sikreto sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. Raymond, the man who hates his guts. All this man do is to pick on his faults that sometimes, he wants to punch his stupid face. Well, the feeling is mutual. He equally hates the other. But then, Raymond's attitude turned 180°. Kung dati, nararamdaman niya ang inis nito sa kanya, ngayon, si Dennis na mismo ang nagugulat na to the rescue si Raymond tuwing may problema siya. Akala niya ba ayaw nito sa kanya? Wait, this is not a story about love. Maybe?

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT INSIDE | RATED 18+ | SPG For Matthew, the secret, spoiled and badass unico hijo de Aristizabal, nothing mattered more than clubs, alcohol, cigarettes, and sex - be it with a woman or with women. He only wants to taste the delicious creations of God. He only wants to explore heaven. He only wants to savor his youthful life. Iyon ang laging rason niya sa kaniyang ina sa kung anong kabulastugan ang ginagawa niya sa buhay araw-araw lalo't kailangang mapanatiling pribado ang kanilang buhay. But Matthew's not-so-private life is destined to be changed when his dad is found one day bathed in his own blood inside his office. He is aware of the complex negotiation and the good family Aristizabal. Dahilan kung bakit kailangang itago silang mag ina sa simula't sapol na ikinasal ang mga mga magulang niya at hanggang sa maisilang siya. Fueled by anger and pain, Matthew will seek revenge on the unknown killer of his beloved dad as the only heir of the Aristizabal family. Luckily, he met Chase Herrera at his favorite club and invited him to become one of the members of Foedus to seek protection for his mom while he's searching for justice for the death of his dad and ask for help. Love. Lies. Secret. Betrayal. Matthew little had no idea that as soon as he stepped foot into Agrianthropos City, he would meet the woman who would unravel the truth that would break his wounded heart. Will he use the gold card to save the woman who fixed him and leave the hell island without him inside the body bag? Or let her die with her own lies?

WARNING: MATURED CONTENT | R-18 Logan Castillejo has everything in life. Money. Power. An easy-going playboy who's dripping with sexiness and menace. A walking sin draped in an expensive suit. Logan Castillejo isn't the man you should mess around and make a deal with. He orders and everyone submits. Well, not until he meets Calli. An alluring, sweet, and innocent woman who makes Logan's world upside down. He finds himself drawn and mesmerized by her. This shouldn't be a problem, he always gets what he wants. Love. Darkness. Betrayal. A beautiful story of two people fighting for their love in a world full of darkness and doom. Sin will never be the same again for Logan and Calli.

Ruthless... Silent... Deadly... These are only three things Aljand Falcis is known for. Wala siyang pakialam kung kamuhian siya ng maraming tao. Wala siyang pakialam kung marami siyang maging kaaway dahil sa pag-uugali niya. Ayon sa kaniya, 'The more, the merrier. Keep them coming, shitheads!' After Project 102, Aljand joined Foedus Corporation. He took the oath, and breathed its principle—blood and loyalty. He'll make sure that the Project 102 incident won't happen again. Kung kailangang maging matigas ang puso niya, he'll gladly be the strictest mafioso he could ever be. Pero paano niya magagawa 'yon kung makita niya lang si Tattiene Casabar ay automatiko nang lumalambot ang puso niya? He doesn't know why his heart always makes a somersault whenever this ambitious and eccentric woman is around. And to make it worse, binabagabag naman ng babae ang utak niya sa tuwing hindi niya ito nakikita. What is he supposed to do? Falling in love with a woman is never on his priority list. Avenging is all that he cares about. Or is it?

Gunther Frouch, an obedient son. He was sent on a mission that led to death of his team. Ginevra, a Filipino-Italian Psychiatrist who helped him recover from his traumatic experience. They fell in love. But, his sly mother has her way. She managed to abduct Ginevra to force Gunther into submission. His next mission, to join Foedus Corporation and assassinate one of the members. Will he accomplish the mission just to save the woman he loves?

Timotheo Batobalani with the famous nickname 'Theo Basagulero' is the lost heir of the Frouch family. The sin of the father made Theo despise the Frouch family and fled at a young age. Luckily, Theo was found by the cousin of his late mother and they lived a simple life somewhere far from the Frouch family. But Theo was once again left alone with a tragedy that opened a chance to join Foedus, an organization led by the notorious men. Theo became a brute neophyte member of Foedus who never fear death. His best defense and offense are martial arts. He finally embraced a dark life, but even being a fearless man, his clumsy funny side never fades. Boisterous... Quarrelsome... Until he met Hestia Flores, a timid young lady with an astonishing beauty. Is Hestia will be his light to his dark world or will be his destruction as his secret is finally about to reveal?

Rated SPG | R-18 | Mature Content Series 6 of 50 Jerusalem McBride became a famous international model and actor, but three things haunt him despite his success. MISERY. HATRED. REVENGE. These also made him go on with his life. He became part of the Foedus Corp. led by Lev Petrov but later resigned and passed his position to Trace Dimagiba. These men were tagged as the wildest men of their age. He found his family in this brotherhood organization. But this is only the beginning because his original plan is to seek revenge against the people who ruined his life. None other than the Esquivels. He will avenge the person who caused his life to be miserable, and he plans to start with Demetrio's sole child and only weakness - Damira Esquivel. But how will he continue his desired revenge using Damira when Patrice Gertrude Dimagiba always stands in his way? Can Paige truly change his mindset and even the feelings in his heart?

Scarlet blood trickled from my thigh as I clutched Arvin Owen's hand. "My belly... It hurts so much..." He shook off my hand indifferently. "Come on, I know it's chicken blood you are using. Debby just suffered abuse from her husband and is now in the hospital without anyone to care for her. Don't be so spoiled!" But what flowed from me was not chicken blood. It was my life slipping away.

Mirabel Cole was violated by her stepfather and her boss. Later when she thought she had found love, he was not patient enough to wait for her to be ready but raped her as well. Thinking that that is the way of the world, she sets out to get her revenge on all men. She used her beauty and skill to deal with men leaving alot of heartbreaks and corpses in her wake. Who would blame her indeed, she was made into what she is by the society.

VENGANZA! The prodigious reason why Daxon Atlas Walker became one of the founders of FOEDUS. An organization where members swear integrity and loyalty. He embedded himself in the organization and faced all the atrocities to reach his goal; to avenge his mother's death. But events turned haywire, when Daxon meets, Tyra! Tyra li Sacchi is a rebellious woman who loves to travel, trying to escape from her chaotic family. A daughter of a known leader of a coven of fugitives, robbers, and smugglers, name all lawbreakers; her father leads them. What if Tyra is the daughter of the person Daxon was looking for to avenge his mother? Will he choose love over vengeance? Or the other way around? Abangan!