Romans & histoires Hilarious Quotes About Men

“You might have more fun if you did. A wife can be a good companion. If nothing else, be her friend.” He grunted his reply and left Justin’s office to go back to work. He didn’t care to hear about the virtues of women from Justin who claimed to be happily married with two little kids that clung to his pants whenever she stopped by with them. How embarrassing it would be to have that happen to him if he was trying to do business. He didn’t know why the other men seemed to think it was cute. Justin took it all in stride. He’s a braver man than I am.

"Well, it's up to you. What to do with her" "Thanks, boss! Come on, guys! 'This girl looks attractive "Ooh!" "DONT YOU DARE FUCK WITH ME! I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU" Suddenly the fifteen men burst out laughing. "DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH YOU STUPID. HOW WILL YOU KILL. US, HUH?! PUNCH?" "YOU DONT UNDERESTIMATE A WOMAN! I CAN DO ANYTHING IN AN URGENT SITUATION"

I am not happy at all. You seem not to understand that I am a man, and I was raised not to show my emotions. Don't give me that crap about being a man. Women love it when men show their emotions. It lets us know that you have feelings and that you fundamentally care. It makes you much stronger and more confident to know that men have feelings.

"This man is sick." Lindy: I HAVE NEVER MET A MAN AS STUPID AND DIRTY AS YOU! Well too bad, I don't fit your standards. I'm a VERY old woman, with cane, white hairs and wrinkles. Milo smiled to himself, “I have way better jokes than that.” He sounded proud. Mill: That's cute. But you call that funny? Okay, I'm giving you a chance this time. But only one time. Ha-ha. See? I laughed. I laughed at your joke because your like a cute little hot ripe apple that's ready to be eaten.

"You jerk, are you trying to make life hard for me on purpose? Let me tell you, from now on, I'll only be gentle and considerate to one woman.” When he said that, he looked at Yvonne, but Yvonne ignored him. Then, someone next to them laughed and said, "Mr. Quimby, even Ms. Yates doesn't believe what you’re saying. Of course, other people won't believe it as well." "Time will reveal a man's heart. Of course, you guys won’t believe in me now.” "I just know that you can’t make a dog stop eating its own sh*t if it’s become a habit,” a man interjected.

she said laughing. No, I'm pretty sure all men just think with what's in their pants. The problem is that mean of means, like most men in D.C,. also care too much about what other people think.

Men are stupid — I should know that by now. “Ug, you guys are so weird.” “Totally,” Lee mutters. Logan shoots him a glare. “You’re one of us now, dude.” “Unfortunately.” Ug. Men. Put on this earth solely to annoy us so we don’t die of boredom. PS – please note – no animals were harmed while writing this chapter.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

she said sarcastically and he laughed at that. It was quiet for a while and he kept sighing. "Is something bothering you?" "No, I am just tired" "Hmmm, are sure about that, because if you want to cry, my shoulders are ready to receive it". He scoffed at her words. "Why would I cry, I am not a baby or woman who cries" "Woman? Eric, crying is not only limited to babies and women. Men also cry and there is no shame in that". "I knew you would say something so cheesy"

"Why are women so stupid?" "Why are men soo judgemental?" I snapped. "Because women are confusing." "It's because men are irrational." "At least we think with our brains." "So what are our brains for.... U to eat?" "Oh please, we are in no need of getting diarrhea by eating something soo rotten." "Your brain isn't too fresh either!" "How do you know that? Did u have a taste?" "Did u see me getting diarrhea?" "You....you.....are disgusting. Turning dreams into diarrhea." He made a face.