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*Hollis Bogard isn’t known for her commitment. In fact, she’s content leading a single, flirtatious life. That might change after meeting Whitney York, a free spirited artist thirsting for adventure.Having been cursed out, chased, and scorned by every broken hearted woman twenty eight year old heroin addict Hollis Bogard has slept around with, she’s not fazed at all by any of it. Always preferring to look for the next best set of kissable lips. Life as an emotionally unavailable bachelorette has served her well, and after all...everyone was warned before anything happened. Feelings were a big no. Hollis had seen what love did to her parents, and wanted nothing to do with the white picket-fenced lie. So long as her bed was warm when she needed it to be, that’s what mattered.Californian Whitney York is ready for a new start. While spontaneity wasn’t a strong suit of her’s, packing up everything she owned into her little black 2008 Toyota Prius and driving cross country to Auburn, Maine was the best idea she’d had all year. No more nagging mother, to hell with her father always comparing Whitney to her successful sister, Theresa. The one with the prestigious acting career, doting husband, and two all American poster children. She wanted to be free to figure out her own destiny. When elusive Hollis bumps into electrifying Whitney at a local bar on the outskirts of town, sparks fly between the unlikely pair.Disclaimer: Strong sexual content, graphic sex scenes, drug usage. 18+, please. This novel won’t be for you if you’re not comfortable with any of the above topics.2019 All Rights Reserved (you know how it goes) Please don’t attempt to steal any part of my work.

They saw each other in a dream which connected them... Clench lived in another world, a handsome and rich man who will soon meet Ylisha who came from a different world. But then only him could see and hear her. Can two different people from different worlds be together? "I love him but I think fate was against us." I opened my eyes and everything becomes empty, no feelings, no emotions, everything was all dark and blue, I miss him...(Ylisha) "I miss her...I'm drowning," (Clench

Oh my God! Ini seperti adegan di FTV yang sering kutonton. Sesaat mata kami saling bertatap. Sebelum akhirnya Pak Arkan melepaskan pegangannya pada tubuhku. Sontak teman sekelas bersorak riuh. "Huuu ...." "Mmm makasih, Pak! "Benarkan tali sepatumu!" "Iya, Pak!" Kejadian itu masih sangat kuingat dengan jelas walau sudah enam tahun berlalu. Kini, ia ada di hadapanku, bukan sebagai guru. Namun sebagai calon pendamping hidupku. Apa Arkan mengenali calon istrinya itu? Bagaimana kehidupan Arkan, sang guru setelah menikahi Riri, siswinya yang kini berprofesi sebagai pegawai sebuah biro travel? Kalian akan dibuat gemass dengan sosok adiknya Arkan. So, ikuti cerita ini sampai tuntas. Jangan lupa vote dan beri ulasan, ya Terimakasih

Ava is relocated to manning town where being a lesbian is treated as treason. You either suffer the consequences of being born the way you are. In her new school, she falls for kara manning the major's daughter who kept her sexuality a secret till she couldn't resist Ava's charms. This lgbt story will tend to reason. Hope to even it. LET YOU LOVE ME

When Mia's best friend and long time crush proposes to his girlfriend, she's forced to move on from her hopes of a future with him.

Terjerat hutang yang membawa seorang Gadis bernama Laluna berhadapan dengan sindikat perdagangan manusia yang ada di Nepal. Selama sepuluh tahun sejak Laluna masih belajar di sekolah menengah pertama pergi dari negara asalnya Tanpa bisa kembali ke negaranya lagi. Dia adalah seorang gadis yang dulunya tinggal disebuah desa kecil di Utara Indonesia. Kekelaman masa mudanya itu membawanya pada kehidupan baru yang menghilangkan kesan feminim dan ramah di dalam dirinya. Usianya sekarang sudah menginjak 22th Dia tumbuh menjadi seorang wanita yang sangat cantik tapi sangat tomboy, Dia bisa keluar dari perbudakan dan dunia prostitusi tapi akhirnya membawanya menjadi seorang wanita kriminal. Keadaan ini memang bukan sebuah pilihan, karena hanya ada dua pekerjaan untuk bisa bertahan hidup disana. Sebagai pencuri atau Wanita penghibur karena dia tumbuh tanpa pendidikan dan dia memilih yang pertama untuk mendapatkan banyak uang demi keluarganya sekaligus demi sebuah keinginan untuk pulang dan menyelamatkan semua teman-teman yang berangkat bersamanya. Sampai akhirnya seorang Tentara tidak sengaja datang pada sebuah pesta pora Di Nepal. Dia adalah utusan dari Indonesia untuk menyelamatkan para budak dan wanita penghibur yang terjebak di Nepal dengan cara menyamar. keduanya bertemu dalam satu misi yang sama untuk pulang ke Negara asal dan mereka berdua saling jatuh cinta. Keberanian mereka berdualah yang membuat mereka bisa kembali pulang dan membawa puluhan orang yang menjadi korban kekejaman perdagangan manusia ini. Bagaimanakah perjuangan mereka?

Sejak lama Thalia ingin merasakan solo travelling. Merasakan suasanan yang jauh berbeda, di tempat yang asing, hanya seorang diri. Tidak hanya dikhianati sahabat, perceraian kedua orang tuanya semakin membuat Thalia merasa jenuh dan tertekan, sehingga membulatkan keinginannya untuk pergi ke Chiang Mai tanpa ditemani siapapun. Siapa sangka, perjalanan solo travellingnya itu memberi kehidupan berbeda. Bertemu sahabat barunya Manee, cewek ganteng yang berprofesi sebagai penulis dan selalu siap sedia nganterin Thalia buat eksplor tempat-tempat menarik selama di Chiang Mai. Perjalanan itu pun membuat Thalia bertemu dengan Brian, cowok cuek asal Indonesia yang sama-sama lagi menghabiskan waktu keliling dunia, mengisi aktivitas gap-year. Rasa spesial di antara mereka membangun hubungan yang tidak biasa. Manee yang diam-diam punya perasaan dengan Thalia, juga Brian dan Thalia yang sama-sama naksir satu sama lain. Melalui perjalanan singkatnya, Thalia mendapat banyak jawaban atas pertanyaan-pertanyaan yang selama ini ia tanyakan pada dunia.

She's twenty-one while he's thirty. She's single while he's annulled. She's a fresh grad student while he's a CEO. She's a brat while he's independent. She's an heiress while he is a billionaire. She's sexy while he's hot. She's gorgeous while he's luscious. Isang uhaw sa pagmamahal ng magulang at isang hindi swerte sa pagmamahal. Melania Yushra Lardizabal, a business tycoon heiress, chose to become a brat, wild and liberated as her way to get her parent's attention who were too busy with their businesses that they forget Era's existence. Jacob Niccolai Sandoval, a CEO and a billionaire became cold and arrogant when he got his heart broken twice by two different women. Two souls with a big hole in their hearts who were forced into marriage and lived together. An arranged marriage with a five-year contract and five golden rules. Mapupunan kaya ng bawat isa ang puwang ng kani-kanilang mga puso? Paano kung sa pagdaan ng mga araw ay unti-unti nilang makilala ang totoong pagkatao ng bawat isa at 'di naiwasang mahulog? Muli kayang isusugal ni Nicco ang puso sa ikatlong pagkakataon? Hahayaan kaya ni Era na mahulog kay Nicco ang puso if the fifth golden rule is not to fall in love with him dahil kailanman ay hindi siya ang tipo ng babae na magugustuhan nito?

"You will serve me," said the Crown Prince. Bella shook her head in denial. "You will be my Crown Princess!" He carried her in his arms and took her into his bed. He was determined to never let his beautiful Bella go. Not even life after death, he will come looking for her. That he promise, for she was his only love. ....Ten years ago, Bella Li woke up and everyone was gone. Her mother, her father, and her whole Phoenix's clan have disappear. On her own she struggle to survive. Being voiceless, weak, and meek, she was force to be the maid of Crown Prince Wallace Zhang. The Crown Prince hated her. For she brought shame to him. Bella have bruises all over her face, and being a mute, he despise her. He bullies her, whips her, and frames her to leave the palace. Through the hardship and struggle, she grew up to be a beautiful woman. Every men chases her, and every women admires her. The Crown Prince who saw her years later have fallen madly in love with her. Believing that she is his true love, he uses ever trick in the book to make her his.

Sedang dalam tahap revisi! "Cause you're my breathless." ~BREATHLESS Tentang toxic relationship. Cinta yang malah saling melukai dan menghancurkan. Tentang cinta dan obsesi Aksa Mahatma pada Princessa Elliazer. Cessa tidak pernah menyangka, ternyata memiliki kekasih dengan kepossesifan tingkat neraka dapat menghancurkan hidup yang telah ia tata sedemikian rupa. Percintaan, persahabatan, dan persaudaraan. Berawal dari sebuah kesalahpahaman, lalu semuanya rusak. Lalu, saat fakta bahwa Cessa terjebak seks bebas selama empat tahun menjalin kasih bersama Aksa diketahui oleh sang kakak, itulah awal kehancuran Cessa yang sesungguhnya.