jokes that will make you pee

"I want you," Marco whispered. His breath tickled my ear. His right hand slid up my back. "I want every inch of you, every breath you take, and every voice you utter my name. Answer me, do you want me too?" My hands moved to the straps of the dress on my shoulders, untying them until the fabric fell to the floor. "I'll say your name all night long." *** I used to get annoyed when I had to be a delivery girl for my best friend. However, I never knew before that something would happen when I delivered her files. A man suddenly kissed me, a stranger, so alluring that it made me think of him all the time. The scent of his body, his heavy voice when saying thank you, everything about him drove me crazy. Unfortunately, he seemed to want to get away from me. He was avoiding me. He told me that I should forget him, that we should never meet again, that he was a dangerous man. But could I?

No one can separate a two person who's destined to be together, even how many times they broke up they're surely end-up falling for each other.

Andrea Mathew Smith, seorang wedding planner di sebuah EO ternama menyimpan memori buruk tentang keluarga O' Bryans, terutama terhadap Harry O'Bryans yang juga merupakan cinta pertama Andrea. Di keluarga O'Bryans, Harry merupakan putra kebanggaan, pahlawan keluarga, anak kesayangan yang memiliki sikap paling baik dan gentleman. Dia diam diam sering membantu dan menolong Andrea kecil, sehingga tumbuhlah benih-benih cinta di hati Andrea. Bagi Andrea, Harry adalah pahlawannya, namun Andrea tak menyangka bahwa sang pahlawan, yang begitu ia banggakan tega menyakitinya karena harga dirinya yang tinggi gengsi mengakui Andrea juga berharga di hatinya. Suatu insiden di sebuah acara mempertemukan mereka berdua secara tidak sengaja, dan kali ini Andrea tidak bisa lagi lari dari masa lalunya, terutama cinta pertamanya

Ava White, orn as a soft and innocent girl into an inferior and weak pack but everything changes when she loses her mother.. consumed by a long hatred between her pack and the blood moon pack, Ava seeks nothing but vengeance to appease her hunger for the raw pain in her heart until she meets.......

“I will wait for you, until you are done loving her.” – Sunny Miles Enriquez. We can all love. We can all be hurt. Sunny is a rich and rugged woman. Kilala siya bilang mahirap saktan na babae dahil sa tapang ng ugali nito, but what they see are not true. Sunny will do everything she can to make the person she loves love her. She could be foolish, but she doesn't care. She can forget who she really is, only just, the person she loves will love and like her back. Even if it hurts her again and again, she doesn't care. This is the story of the girl who falls Inlove with the guy who is still Inlove with someone else. Will she be able to wait, or will she just give up?

Apakah kamu tahu? Menjadi apa yang orang inginkan memang membuatmu terlihat hebat tapi pernahkah kamu memikirkan dirimu sendiri? Apa kamu bahagia? Jika ingin membahagiakan orang lain, sebaiknya kamu harus bahagia terlebih dahulu, kamu harus tau itu.

“Why are you keeping yourself away from me? I know you want me, you want me the same way that I want you. Why are trying to resist me? What are you so afraid of?!” Lucrezia is getting frustrated day by day. She could see it in his eyes that he wants her, she could feel his love with how he worries about her. Why does he keep pushing her away from him? Pietro Carusso is the Don of the Carusso family, the most powerful and richest crime family among the five. As a mafia, he has his own principles; never trust anyone, never get attached to anyone. He built tall walls around his heart to protect himself, but Lucrezia came to his life like a flame, and in this story he is the moth attracted to the flame. The Italian princess is everything he should stir away from, but how could he? She is the fire to his groin. An Italian curse from her mouth is enough to drive him mad. And she curses… a lot. With her beautiful body, cursed eyes and wicked lips. He doesn’t know how long he could hold himself much longer. “I love you and you are mine now. Just let me love you, Don.”

"You left like I was never a reason to stay"- Sebastian Antonio For Him... She cannot be tamed. She loves freedom. She says whatever she wants to say. She is someone you cannot just easily handle. And she hates him. For Her... He is so lame! He just kept on following his parents' orders. He is her manifestation of jail! And he is the only man that can keep her heart beating fast.

Si Rhianna Evangelista kasama ang kaniyang Ina at nakababatang kapatid na si Ylona ay ikinulong sa isang mansiyon na malayo sa bayan at nasa liblib na lugar na pag-aari ng kaniyang amain na si Don Ysmael na isang kilalang Drug Lord sa bansa na hindi magawang hulihin at hindi mahuli-huli dahil sa koneksiyon na mayroon siya. Dahil sa gusto ni Rhianna na iligtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid, maging ang kaniyang sarili. Nagpasya siyang tumakas sa kaniyang amain para mailigtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid. Doon niya nakilala si Leonardo Estralta Jr., isang Agent na siyang nakakita sa kaniya at kumupkop. Naging kasapi siya ng kanilang samahan at nagkaroon ng layunin na tugisin at pabagsakin ang mga taong nasa likod ng pagtulong kay Don Ysmael. Subalit, habang tumatagal nahuhulog na ang loob ni Leonardo kay Rhianna at napagtanto niyang mahal na niya. Handa ba niyang bitawan ang tungkulin para sa babaeng minamahal at makasama hanggang sa pagtanda at ng pamilya kasama si Rhianna o isasantabi ang nararamdaman at ipagpapatuloy ang paglilingkod sa bayan?

"I will not promise you a happy life once you agreed to this union." Mga salitang binitawan ni Drake Achyls Hernandez sa dalagang kakakilala pa lang niya. Si Lumiere Jane Ramirez. Isang arrange marriage ang kanilang kinasangkutan. A promise union ng kanilang mga pamilya nasa kanila sana matutupad. Childhood Crush ni Lumiere si Drake kaya akala niya its a Fairytale but she just thought of it. Drake was cold and indifferent to her for years. He even handed her a divorce. She freed him after she gave up her virginity and disappear. Mapaglaro ang tadhana after 5 long years nagkita kayo sa isang dinner party Girlfriend na siya ng kakumpitensya mo sa negosyo. Babawiin mo pa ba siya kung nakikita mong masaya na siya? Ngunit nalaman mong nagbunga ang isang gabing may nangyari sa inyo? Umpisa na ng tagu-taguan ng feelings nila Lumiere at Drake matutupad pa ba ang promise union ng kanilang mga Lolo sa kanilang dalawa?