June Puns Novels & Stories

June? June, her closest friend with shaggy brown hair. June, the shy girl who wore glasses. June,with the nerdy look. June, that dresses in clothes that resembled a mechanic's overall, even though sometimes she had tried to stop it, but to no avail. June, who had advised to keep her virginity for her husband. June, who had said that she didn't like boys; wouldn't date till she was 18, next year. June, who ate Amelia's cupcakes and pies most.

I wasn’t into antiques. “We’ve got a pool too,” he added. This made June perk up considerably as she was part-dolphin and the former captain of her middle school swim team. I wished I could be as perky as June was, with her bright green eyes — a replica of mine — widening at every speck of new-home-trivia dad threw at us, but I just wasn’t built like that. And seeing her face light up that way made me guilty about being such a bitch throughout the trip. After all, mine wasn’t the only life that had been derailed by the move. It was a seriously sobering thought that softened my mood toward June so that I actually passed her my cup of dark mocha frap when she asked for a sip. Yes, that was a b

asked June. Alarick burst out laughing at June's question. "Why are you laughing?" "Because you're funny, June Hanson. And the answer is no,” replied Alarick. "No, or not all of them?" June asked probing. “Yes, but not all of them,” Alarick replied, whispering a little and moving closer to June. He then chuckled softly after doing so. "Gosh... You're a lot, huh?" asked June. "Of course," replied Alarick.

I am so fucking furious and my palms are still itching to grab and beat the shit out of David, Sam, and everyone who laughed at his filthy joke. I see Norris and Millie coming out of the house. What? That is a fact! Ask Norris. Did Norris spread this nasty rumor? “I am sorry you had to hear that,” June tells me. “I am glad you were there. I would have broken his ribs or something.” Or his nose or jaw. I was so furious when I heard that demeaning joke. “I am sorry…” She says after a while," about those things I said about her that day. More I talk to her, I realize she isn’t like that."

But the fear that one may get to June was still there. "Coming! Coming! You're like, super fast now, dude." I smirked at the thought of being that fast. June took a quick right curve around a large maple tree and landed next to me with a thud, breathing heavy. "Shit, Stel.." She laid down to catch her breath. I snorted a howl at her, laughing in my head.

I asked to no one in particular. June spun on me so fast, her hair whipping over her shoulder like a whip crack. She planted her hands on her hips, her eyes wide in a mixture of disbelief and fury. “Are you being serious right now?” I blinked hard at her. “Yeah, I mean…she just—” June threw her arms in the air. “Oh my God. You are serious. You are actually fucking serious. Wow. I thought you were smart, Ryans. Like, hockey genius smart. But socially? You’re a whole brick wall.”

“Geez, June, give the girl a chance to swallow her coffee before you bombard her with questions.” “Sorry, I’m just interested. I mean, she has two mates!” “Twice the bullshit,” Jane murmured and June burst out laughing. “That’s true, my dear, but twice the excitement.” Mae nodded her head. “Twice the attention.” Jane smiled, feeling much more relaxed now. “Twice the jealousy.” “Twice the birthday presents!” June countered. “Twice the action,” Mae said as her cheeks reddened. “Oh Goddess, have you … with them …”

She'll call me out for it. "Say it, Jane. C'mon." She pouts, flipping her hair again. She does a lot of hair-flipping. It's more of a habit now. "Okay, fine. I had fun!" I blurt out, with a laugh. She laughs too, leaping and clapping like a child. June is such a breath of fresh air and it's almost impossible not to have fun around her. Her wild, crass attitude forces out your crazy side, and you're left with no choice but to vibe with her.

June replied quietly rolling her eyes to which White didn't notice but Kiah did and responded with a small giggle. “So you would rather risk a life just for cotton candy and stupid rollercoasters?” White asked, his face mixed with surprise and seriousness. ‘If it was you dying, then a million yesses.’ June thought to herself with a small smile appearing on her face before returning to the question. “I guess you would rather live a boring life without a meaning and a childhood then?” she asked back squarely looking back at White whose face broke into a smirk by a tiny bit and a little hint of sadness for a few seconds.

Anna asked, stepping closer to her sister with concern written all over her face. "All these questions are for me?" June asked, slumping into the welcoming arms of one of the chairs in the sitting room. "If yes, then you'd have to give me enough time to answer." She continued, removing her shoes. "Have you seen my new pair of shoes Ann?" She asked, showing them off. "I spent a couple of dollars on these bitches yo!" She exclaimed happily. "June!" Anna called her sister sternly. "What? Can't I visit home again? I'm not married yet and you are asking what I'm doing at home." She complained. "Is my shoe fine or not please." She asked, showing off her pair of shoes one more time.