Mouse Puns Novels & Stories

“Mr. what!?” At that moment, the chipmunk went close to the bunny and said, “ME-OW.” The two started laughing afterwards at the cat joke. The pussycat turned and gave the two a menacing smile that did not go unnoticed from the two. The bunny and the chipmunk gasped in horror as they saw the look on the cat’s face. “It was him.” The bunny immediately pointed at the chipmunk. “It was all him. I have nothing to do with that joke.”

Maybe he'd disguised it as a rash? "She's a bit busy at the moment, Father!" The demon rolled his hips down, mashing my cheek into the rough-hew of the centuries-old confessional chair, hairy swollen balls striking me in the chin. "Just a little…tongued tied!" Ugh, the puns! Why did they always think they were funny? They had as much wit as a fucking frat boy ten sheets to the wind on a Thirsty Thursday! Imbeciles! Bingo! There we are, right on the taint!

I know, my metaphor didn't correlate but I'd be angry that way if my mice was stolen. "Do you remember who hurt you though?" He asks, there's hope in his eyes as he comes closer "Any detail?" I don't waste a second "Nope, and I'd honestly like to keep it that way. What can a cute mice do? Go squeak at whoever it was? You're adorable. He'd probably eat you up" He chuckles "Do people eat mice?" "Anything is possible with food" I say "For example, we eat deers like that's cool but we once watched Bambi and we were totally in love with the kid"

Pigsy was quite naughty himself. Using its fast speed, it did not kill Josephine. Instead, it went around her and attacked her up and down. Pigsy constantly harassed Josephine with its front pig hoof while also saying sarcastically, "Little pu*sy, don’t be so fierce. If you are not careful, you might not get married. I just touched your ass, and it is not missing a piece of meat. Look, it’s still so round, just like a burrito."

“We’ll be good. We don’t have to like it, but we both understand the importance of this mission. It soothes us to know that you don’t like pussy.” A sexy smirk found its way onto his face as he delivered that pun. It was not the first pussy pun that he had made since he found out that Nahila was a cat-shifter. “Never tried it and don’t want to. I prefer your cock down my throat or filling my pussy. You’ve ruined me for everything else.” A smug grin took the place of the sexy smirk. His chest puffed out some with the pride he felt for his cock. I just chuckled and shook my head.

The hyenas, much like the jackals and the coyotes, always seemed to cause trouble and unrest wherever they went, scavengers and bullies. Parker slid off the stool, his beer in one hand as he tapped the bar with his other. He leaned over the bar, taking in the others, but not taking another seat. "What usually happens to weak men? A woman." Then Parker laughed as he shook his head. "With all the women down there, your little fox fell for a coyote, and coyotes hate humans." He shrugged. "I'm pretty sure she's jerking more than just his chain, if you know what I mean?" He tapped the bar again and walked toward the back of Shades where a couple of others sat around a table sipping beer and laugh

Elliot suggests, pushing the women touching him away "Definitely not" Caden replies and I understand. Remington is a Motherfucking son of a chicken. Weak, subservient and a good fucking bore to play around. "He literally peed his pant the day he got tagged" Vlad points out and Caden grinds his teeth I throw my dart again. Bullseye. Bullying is beneath us and life can get boring so we the VENOMS found nice ways of entertaining ourselves. Like tagging someone for punishment.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

YOU'RE JUST 3 MINS OLDER THAN ME! "And I loved that three minutes of my life," he said and laughed his ass out. I hit him with my tail. I just f*cking hates this man! "Oh, you're learning to curse just like humans', huh? LITTLE sis?" Mune said. Oh god, I forgot foxes could hear your thoughts if it's about you. I just kicked him again. This time, using my feet. Living for so many years exhausts me. Suddenly, I heard a rustling sound at the back of our house. And so as for Mune. We looked at each other and talked through our minds to check.

That said enough. Lunaryn yipped excitedly in my mind, wagging her tail like a damn maniac. "I like the emotional pain maze. We should make it a weekly thing! Maybe throw in a trust fall next time! Or a tea party!" I snorted aloud and everyone looked at me. “Sorry,” I said, waving a hand. “My wolf thinks she’s funny.” “She is funny,” Riven said with a wink. “Tell her we’ll schedule that tea party.”