June Puns Novels & Stories

Natasha would hate me for it, but there are other ways to have fun. Scaring this lunatic isn't off-limits. "And the sun is so bright today!" June is beaming up toward the cloudless sky, smiling brighter than a diamond. "Do you want to go for a swim?" I grow tired of hearing her chirpy voice and curl my fingers around her. She shrieks in response and slams down her arms over my finger. I might be holding her too tight; I don't know—It's hard to tell when you don't give a fuck about the other person.

"And rules are rules." "But—" "That was a really silly thing to waste your question on," June cut in. "You must be so drunk." Ryan folded his arms across his chest and glared at him. "Suddenly, this game isn’t fun anymore. You know, you play it a little too mean. Such a dick!" "The game has always been the same," June said. "You’re just now beginning to understand the rules. Yes?"

So when Ephyra suddenly sat down next to June, he was surprised and even almost shouted for the company to hear the folly, he turned to ask the person next to him in a panic. "Why are you here?" Ephyra, on the other hand, looked at June's panicked expression, and she replied happily. "Then I'm going to lunch, why are you sitting here. Well, you're still arguing with Audley, seeing your face so blue makes sure you're being mentally tortured by her." Ephyra playfully teased June, looking at the person's unsightly appearance she felt happy inside, wanting to tease him a little more. June, on the other hand, was panicking, he was busy explaining to Audley, but now he was being teased by Ephyra,

As an adult, she was completely dumbfounded. "You're crying now," June said triumphantly. "So, you've been dealing with me like this all along?" Maisie asked. "Yes." June nodded without any defenses. "When we act pitiful, you can't bear to punish us." No wonder these two little troublemakers could go from looking pitiful one moment to bursting into laughter the next. "So, it's just an act every time you look all pitiful?" Maisie questioned. "Of course—" Elio quickly covered June's chatty little mouth and grinned at Maisie. They knew Maisie's soft spot for them, so they used this trick, and Maisie fell for it every time.

June giggled, making Lara mad. "Don't be so overcaught with this position, it won't last, I promise you. So if I were you, I would watch out." Lara warned. "God forbid to be you. I would rather be a cat and meow all day than be you. And yeah, you watch out, because karma is real, my darling." June said and stuck her tongue at her while making rabbit ears with her hands. June was so angry, she could explode. Not knowing what to say, she barged out of the place angrily.

"It doesn't start until two hours." June flared her hands in the air. "I know. It's just...I wanted to take a stroll. I might gulge my eyes if I have to look at that darned chandelier one more time!" June slapped her mouth only after the words were out. This was it. The day she finally got into trouble. Her third and permanent death. June prepared for the worse, only to be shocked when Zeus burst into a fit of laughter. Zeus laughed so hard, it was so contagious and she joined in too. Together, they laughed, staring at themselves and laughing some more. "Does this mean I can take a stroll?" June asked afterwards, and Zeus nodded.

“Ms. Fun-wrecker.” “You can call me that again. Tomorrow begins the month of June. Huff and puff, honey, time to get too submissive.” Nora giggled. “Jeez, must you remind me of it?” June would be the worst month of her life, the fact she'd be too submissive was awful. “Come on, don't blow your stack. Just as Alfred left the picture, and his men wouldn't stalk and attack you —”

It was absolutely adorable but the name greenie always made me remember Shrek "How are you doing June?" He asked and she giggled "I am fine, I was so bored at home just with Auntie Mandy that I missed Bre,” She says and he furrows his eyebrows "Oh so you only missed Bre, not me” He pretended to be hurt and wipe a fake tear "No, no, no, don't cry I missed you even more than Bre," She says and I tapped her shoulder "Really now Ju," I say and she smiles, hiding her face in the crook of his neck "It's fine, but you have to make it up to me though," He says and she looks at him "How?" She asked and he shrugs "I don't know," she thinks for a while and gasped "I know how” She scurried off his lap

“You really did change your wardrobe. Look at those curves.” I immediately looked down at myself. “Curves? Are these showing my curves?” I turned sideways. “Oh, Athena.” June rolled her eyes. “What’s wrong with your curves showing? You look good.” She pointed at me. “You know what? I might actually raid your wardrobe now that you’ve gotten rid of those boring outfits.” Blake burst out laughing. “June, your tongue is dangerous.” “Really, Blake?” I folded my arms. “Drink your coffee. Let’s go.”

An insult. “ What?! Are you insulting me?!” he said while his face was like a crumpled paper. “Eh? I thought you won’t get it. I think I underestimate you,” June said . Kanaye just feels more annoyed because of that. He feels like he is dumber to understand the insult for about a minute. Then they argued endlessly. Well, this is to be expected. Both of them are quite close and even though June doesn’t like socialising, he still knows how to bond with his friends. Well, he bonds with them with insults.