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DON'T BULLY ME, ALPHA
“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE”
“KILL ! KILL ! KILL !”
“BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!”
“EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?”
“YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE”
“HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD”
“NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT”
“SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”
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The Boyfriend App
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Is Geometry your favorite subject?
… ’cause you look beautiful in whatever angle.
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Can you give me a blood test?
… so you’ll know you’re my type.
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Can I have directions?
… Where else? To your heart.
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Excuse me, you dropped something.
… My jaw.
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Did it hurt?
… when you fell from heaven.
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There were also ones that made use of puns:
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Are you from Jamaica?
… ’cause Jamaican me crazy.
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Are you a tower?
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Black Liver & Silver Fangs
She glanced at the bottom of the page where she saw that it was written by, Mariana Victain.
“The Supreme Magus?” This got her intrigued to continue reading the entire excerpt.
“The treasures of Immortalis are biologically engineered artefacts known as Black Liver and Silver Fangs. Both were created after several experimental failures involving the blood of the innocent and the tainted hearts of the most vicious wild beasts. The key component of crafting these artefacts came from the hidden inscription on the Cronus monolith. This ancient discovery could only be understood by an adept sorcerer known as Olken Vaud.
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Fire
I knew she was biting her tongue to refrain from saying anything and she’d probably be right about the drinking.
Robert frowned as he leaned forward on his arms. “What’s wrong with your liver? I thought you guys never got sick.”
Jessica picked up her glass and then she gave me a smile. “Drink up, Superstar, I’ll flush your liver before I leave.”
Robert frowned slightly. “Is this one of your secret wolf pack things or is someone actually going to answer my question?”
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The Luna Queen's Revenge
Lily's carefree spirit was contagious, bringing a newfound brightness to my room.
As Lily and I settled into our conversation, we delved into the world of jokes and stories about Jude and Jade. Lily, with her infectious enthusiasm, shared amusing anecdotes that painted vivid pictures of her older siblings.
"So, Katie," Lily began with a mischievous grin, "did you know that Jade once tried to teach Jude to dance? It was like watching a giraffe attempting ballet!"
I burst into laughter, picturing the scene in my mind. Lily continued to spin tales, weaving humorous narratives about family dinners, inside jokes, and the playful rivalry between Jude and Jade.
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Cut My Liver, Cut You Out
"Leah, I've already forgiven you for what happened back then. Why are you still being so cold? Stay and celebrate with us, okay?"
Of course, Harvey couldn't stand seeing her upset. He grabbed my arm and yanked me over to the table, shoving me into a seat.
"Vivi said she doesn't blame you, so quit acting like a corpse and keep her company."
No sooner had I sat down than his friends swarmed me.
"To show your sincerity, Leah, drink up!"
I almost laughed at how predictable they were. They knew I'd just had a liver transplant and still shoved alcohol at me—disgusting. The old me might've thought they actually cared.
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My Husband’s Dead for Real
Wasn't Dylan faking cancer?
Well, then, let's start by cutting out his liver and see how long he can keep up this charade!
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The Alpha's Desires
I was now brave , l stabbed the piece and put it in my mouth then looked back at him.
"Fuck you".It was the only word in my head.
I kept looking at him as l chewed my Dr Tracy's liver. He noted my challenge. The grin was already gone. It was replaced by an attentive stare , studying me carefully. The gummy texture of flesh made me want to vomit everything right back on the plate. As sad as it was , the meat tasted sweet , my doctor's liver was yummy.
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NO HARM
The class was quiet before Leonard raised his hands and Lillian told him to go ahead and answer the question since he was the only one ready to answer the question.
" in my simplest definition of pun,pun is like playing with words, but in its joke,there's an important meaning. For my example,.." He walks to the board and writes "Leonard likes colouring clothes,he dies everyday." He underlines the dies and told the class that because "dyes" and "dies" sound similar, he played with both words.
Other students gave their examples too,they were actually waiting for one person to answer first and it was Leonard who didn't speak to anyone in class that answered first. His example seems disturbing t
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Stuck Between Two Alphas
“I’ll pass.”
He turned to the bartender. “Give me something strong. No, stronger than that. Make it sting.”
And sting it did. He downed it in one go, grimaced for half a second, then slammed the glass back down like he was born in a warzone.
“I don’t get how your liver hasn’t sued you for abuse,” I muttered, sipping my drink slowly, savoring the sweet citrusy notes.
“Because my liver knows who’s boss,” he said, already signaling for another. Then, turning to me with that maddening smirk: “You sure you’re even a wolf, Evelyn? I’ve seen bunnies with more bite.”
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Mga Madalas Itanong
I couldn't resist diving into Shakespearean puns. One of my favorites is: 'To read or not to read, that is the question—but if it's Shakespeare, the answer is always 'to read'!' It plays on Hamlet's iconic soliloquy while nodding to the timeless appeal of the Bard's works.
Another gem is: 'Some are born great readers, some achieve greatness by reading, and some have greatness thrust upon them by their TBR piles.' This twists Malvolio's line from 'Twelfth Night' into a bookworm's dilemma. Shakespeare's rich language is a goldmine for puns, blending humor with literary reverence. If you're into meta-humor, try: 'All the world's a page, and all the men and women merely readers.' A playful spin on Jaques' monologue from 'As You Like It,' celebrating how stories connect us all.
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