June Puns Novels & Stories

"Look this is an opportunity, you can't say you don't want to have fun as bad as I do." Grace was wrong, they didn't. "We don't." June countered " You haven't thought this through. Even if all these things aren't true, it doesn't mean she is gonna be as fun as you put her to be. She might just be a bore or a low key psycho. You can't say." "Well, that's because you haven't gotten to know me have you?" * * *

Mike proves it by leaning forward and lightly kicking my shin while I'm busy trying to decide if my nose is crooked. I glare at him. "Do that again and I'll knock your teeth into your throat." His grin turns wicked. "Promises, promises." Behind my eyes, June stretches like a cat waking from a nap. He deserved that, she says, sounding pleased with herself. I swallow a laugh and wince because it pulls at the ache across my face. He always deserves it. June hums. We're still winning.

No one expected June to honor her bet out loud. She hissed through clenched teeth, “Happy now, Lee?” “You could’ve just said it once and the rest another time. I mean, it’s not a chance I get every day.” Kaze shook his head in regret. June was arrogant and short-tempered, but she was quite outspoken. She would hold up her end of the bet in front of an audience. The crowd gave them funny looks. It was bad enough that June admitted that Kaze owned her ass.

Though, Lola would argue to the end that she did not— Lola slung an arm around June’s shoulders, unfazed. "We can have sex too, if you are up for it." —and Lola did not have a filter whatsoever June wrinkled her nose. "I swing both ways." Her tone was unapologetic as she said. One of the many things June liked about Lola. June shrugged Lola off. "What the hell is wrong with you?" June scrunched her face. She was still getting used to how random and unpredictable Lola could be.

asked Dave nonchalantly, “I …" June didn't have time to reply, as if remembering Dave's eyes widened, “what…pa? Jun, don't say it's you?” “Hahaha,” June burst out laughing, only for a moment, then returned to her usual flat mode, “I can't believe you did that, Jun, for what? To make fun of me?” Annoyed Dave asked, “Just making sure” he said casually, “What?” Ask Dave, “You're not impotent, are you?” he asked as he shouted and went into the bathroom, …

June grinned and wiggled his eyebrows. Ian paused. Did he just... "I can tell that you think what you are saying is funny but..." Ian looked at June dead in the eye and said, "No, you are not." June widen his eyes in surprise, "What are you talking about? I am hilarious!" He laughed. Ian glared at him, "Are you naturally this much pain or do you try?" He asked. June blinked. "I am just trying to spark a conversation with you!" June justified.

I'll kill Jonathan for you when I get to work June🐣: Don't. Please don't hurt him. He's been hurt too much already. Please. MayBaby😊: June, I love you but this guy is not good for you. June🐣: I know. But I love him. MayBaby😊: You love him but does he love you? June: Wow. Thanks for rubbing it in. As if I wasn't heartbroken enough MayBaby😊: June, I'm not trying to be mean. I just want you to be realistic

Mom and Cora shout together, appalled – and even I turn towards Junie with surprise. “It does!” June says, laughing a little and shaking her head. “You fall in love, and then you get pregnant, and then you pop out a bunch of kids, and then your life is just that, and everything else…” she flicks her fingers in the air all at once, like an explosion. “Poof! Hopes and dreams! Gone!” “Oh, Junie,” mom sighs, smiling over at my little sister indulgently. “It’s…not really like that.”

Raine glanced at Lulu with contempt. "Could it be that you've offended your parents, and they had your financial support cut off?" June said sarcastically. "What are you talking about? I think you're the one who's been cut off financially all this time." Raine glared at June as if she had been poked at a sore point. "What are you staring at? No money for food, so you want to eat me, huh?" June became so sharp-tongued that it exasperated Raine.

"But if you don't want to, you don't have to. Everyone will just die. Including me, you, and Marge." June looked at him with a fire in her eye. Turning to the werewolf, she lifted both hands and sent it flying across the room, shattering into a million pieces. Once she calmed down, she turned back to Hunter and Marge, who were smiling. Hunter rewarded her with a smirk, which sent a tingle down her spine. "This is fun once you get the hang of it." June confessed. "Would you like to play a little game, then?" Hunter offered.