Novel & Cerita Karma Funny Liar Quotes

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

They knew how Lucian got when he was jealous; cross that line, and they'd be dead before they knew it. "Sera-I've got a joke." She raised an eyebrow at the sound of Kidd's voice, a small smile already touching her lips. "What is it?" Kidd cleared his throat and tapped his brother's shoulder. "Listen up-this one's gold." Kieran just clicked his tongue against his teeth. Kidd straightened up, clearing his throat again. "What do you call a pregnant frog?" "What?" "Frog-nant!" He burst out laughing, loud and unhinged enough to fill the whole car.

Eight years—the best years of my life, wasted on a man who left me covered in scars. "Stand up," I said. "My mother is ashes now. This performance is meaningless. If you’re truly sorry, then go die." I walked away and called the police. After three days in a holding cell, he finally stopped following me. He left a bank card with his entire fortune in my door—I donated every cent to a charity for Omega women.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

It came out short and disbelieving, the kind of laugh a man gives when someone’s insulted his intelligence instead of amused him. “That’s good.” He shook his head, still laughing under his breath. “That’s genuinely good. Did my grandmother’s people teach you that one, or did you come up with it yourself?” “I’m not lying to you.” “Of course you’re not.” He leaned back, arms crossed, something cold settling behind his eyes now that the laugh had faded. “You’re the third woman this year to try that particular story on me. One of them even had a name badge to match, if you can believe that. Very convincing prop.”

Which means Mel never told her. I swallow hard. That tracks. Embarrassment. Humiliation. Heartbreak. The kind you bury so deep it fossilizes. I’m such a fucking asshole. “Yeah,” Kiara mutters after a second, shaking her head. “Karma’s a bitch.” Tell me about it.

“Please. Keep lying to yourself. That’s what you and Liam do best anyway.” My smile faltered for a second, but only for a second. Typical Jay. Hitting a little too close to the truth, then acting like it was all a joke.

Felicia said while smiling slyly " That's so cruel, Felicia! Why do you derive joy from tormenting others?" Lila burst out in anger " You should know better by now, Felicia. Karma has a way of catching up with people like you." Sarah added whole looking at her friends with a disapproving eyes wondering when he friend turned to someone filled with so much wickedness

People who thought their opinions mattered. "I guess after hearing certain things for long enough, you start believing them." Ryan frowned. "What things?" Olivia shrugged. "You know." "No." She hesitated. Then laughed awkwardly. "That I'm not pretty enough. Not good enough. Not whatever enough." Ryan stared at her. For several seconds he didn't say anything. Then he shook his head. "That's ridiculous." Olivia smiled sadly. "Maybe." "No." His voice was firm. "It's not maybe." She looked at him.

I said in a threatening voice, my face in a straight line. "Trust me, you'll spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't stop whatever it is you just started on the Lancaster empire because I'll make sure I expose you,” I added. He suddenly burst into laughter with his friend, they were looking at me like I'm an interesting movie before they started laughing. I looked at Liam with a questioning look on my face, did I say anything funny? "You think anyone will believe you over me? You're just a big joker. I'd advise that you look for something more valuable to do with your life and time other than calling people imposters and eavesdropping around."