Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

It was like the rumbling. “Why? Do you like it?” He was amused. I opened my mouth to say something, anything, deny it, deflect, play it off with a sarcastic jab, but all that came out was an awkward breath. My fingers clutched my phone tighter. “No.” I said, far too quickly, “It’s annoying.” He chuckled again, low and slow, “You’re a terrible liar, Rhea.” I rolled my eyes even though he couldn’t see me, “And you’re incredibly full of yourself.”

She does not have no more strength to listen to this shit further until his next statement left his stunned, “But you know what Kiara, as it is globally believed that ‘Karma is a bitch!’ and you get what you have done back— guess what, I was slapped by my karma. (pause) May be because of what I did to you! “ He smiled finally looking in her eyes, giving her goosebumps. She gulped the lump in her gullet locking her pupils with his moist ones. Why would he say that! Tbc…

Winds blew my black not so long hair after I stepped outside for the first time after almost two hours inside the train. We gathered in circles, divided by the Edge we came from then a guy wearing a suit appeared in front of us. He’s old and has beard all over his face. “Welcome to the Center, Liars!” he shouted. Liars, that’s what we’re called, the participants of this stupid game.

He felt a sudden pain , as if an arrow had pierced through his heart . " Do you like that old bat ? " said Liam annoyed . " Pffft ! Old bat ? Ha ha ha ha ha ! " laughed Kiara . " Yeah ! Old bat ! " said Liam . " Ha ha ha !.....Really......he is quite old . Four hundred years or older...........Well , you are old too . " said Kiara looking at Liam with a smirk . ' In your face , stupid dog ! He he he ! ' thought Eskylrious with a laugh .

The conversation flowed effortlessly between Liam and Cassia’s friends, Kiara and Quinn, laughter filling the air as they exchanged playful jabs. "You’re surprisingly good at this socializing thing," Quinn teased, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Liam chuckled, leaning back casually. "Am I? I’ve just never been in a gathering like this. I guess I’ve always been... serious?" Kiara smirked knowingly. "Sure, the 'serious' guy who just spent ten minutes passionately debating coffee flavors with us."

The absurdity of his claim was almost comical. "I don't have the experience?" I repeated, my voice dripping with amusement. "And what? You do? Please, this is a sore loser's cry. At least come up with a bad counterattack, brother. Lying is beneath you," I said, shaking my head in disgust.

But how could I not find this funny? The great Aronohai Miyamura can’t get it up— because of me, but that’s irrelevant. “I warned you not to laugh, you little— ”. His eyes gleam darkly. “Hahaha— ”. How can karma be so freaking hilarious? It’s such a beautiful day to be alive. “You find this funny?”. Ah. That tone is dangerous. “No! Of course not, Si-Miyamura”. Holding back my laughter might actually lead me to choke to death.

“You are very stupid LIana, you are the dumb one! You are so dumb to the extent that your selflessness has caused you not to discern that you are surrounded by liars” “Actually, I don’t care about you and I am here for all the drama, take note, I would make sure that I expose your affair with Bruce Lawrence! Trust me that I would do everything to ruin you” I chortled before I pursed my lips to stipple my laughter. “You think that I am having an affair with Bruce Lawrence? This shows how foolish you are and would forever remain! You can think whatever you want to but the truth remains that you are dumb!”

He said. "I am 13, I hate liers and-" I was saying but was interrupted by his laughter. "What's so funny," I said a little pissed. "Sorry, it's just how you looked like when you said that," He laughed and I stared at him. Jerk!! What's so funny. "And every human lie so you can lie too, so stop hating liers cause you might be one," He said seriously this time. "I'm happy you're not a lier, thanks for the truth," I smiled.

I smiled, reducing my chewing because Kayla had sent a murderous look my way. “Momma, tall man said that women are complicated creatures.” I dropped my fork in horror, covering my filled mouth. What was wrong with him? Why was he trying to make Kayla murder me? Hadn't I done enough already? “I don't know what he's talking about, Kayla, I swear it.” “Did he explain to you what he meant by complicated creatures?” I watched in horror as Liam used his very own illustration to explain to his mother that that was what I had told him. Liam wasn't only proving to be smart, he has a huge sense of humor too.