Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

All of that was stupid to this- this- "You're an asshole." I steadied myself as I spoke to him, "A real piece of-" The car came to a halt. We had arrived- and without much choice the car was hauled to a stop. Outside, lines of photographers stood- all holding large cameras. At the sight of the vehicle, I was blinded by the sea of lights- turning my head to the side trying to gain my sights back.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

my chest heaved with cries. "Are you calling us liars? You're calling sweet Lucy a liar?" Imani snickered at me and I shook my head vigorously. "No that's not what I said" I tried to clean my eyes. "Oh, so you're the liar? Are you agreeing to the fact that you are a cheap, ugly looking, betraying snake?" Jerry asked chewing his gum and smiling. They were enjoying my suffering "No..." "Yes?" Harper replied for me before I could finish taking "Then you need to be taught a lesson"

The nickname stuck with me for years. "I know," he grins, before getting himself comfortable on the lounge. "How're you goin'?" "Not too bad," I reply with a huff. "Yourself?" "Real convincing, Is." he jokes. "I'm good. Great. Excellent. Fantastic, actually." I snort. "Oh really?" "I'm actually just good, but it made you smile, didn't it?" he beams and I can't help but smile back in appreciation. "Hey, when does Kiarra get back?"

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

Quinn asked sarcastically. “More fun than you could imagine,” I bit back. He chuckled softly, the sound rumbling in his chest. “You're a terrible liar, Amanda.” “Aww, could you tell, sweetie pie?” He scrunched up his face in disgust. “Don’t ever call me that again.” “Aww, was my snookums pookums sad? Did you want mommy to give you a little kiss kiss?” He looked more disgusted now, and I had to swallow the laughter bubbling inside me.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

“How could you think of such a thing? For God’s sake, we are friends, no, brothers. And I am certain we all knew that.” “Please…” Gabriel wore a frown full of nothing but disgust. “Spare me all that talk.” Then he shrugged. “Sure, we are brothers but you guys never failed to make me feel so inferior and that irked me a lot. Do you have any idea how I felt whenever you shut me up and made me look like a fool?” “All of that was a joke,” Amir exclaimed, disbelief still all over his face. “It was a fucking joke.” “Fine.” Gabriel’s hands did a surrendering motion and he took a step back. “Fine, it was all a joke but you guys leaving me out of most of the office work wasn’t.”

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?