Funny Quotes Liars Novels & Stories

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

All of that was stupid to this- this- "You're an asshole." I steadied myself as I spoke to him, "A real piece of-" The car came to a halt. We had arrived- and without much choice the car was hauled to a stop. Outside, lines of photographers stood- all holding large cameras. At the sight of the vehicle, I was blinded by the sea of lights- turning my head to the side trying to gain my sights back.

The nickname stuck with me for years. "I know," he grins, before getting himself comfortable on the lounge. "How're you goin'?" "Not too bad," I reply with a huff. "Yourself?" "Real convincing, Is." he jokes. "I'm good. Great. Excellent. Fantastic, actually." I snort. "Oh really?" "I'm actually just good, but it made you smile, didn't it?" he beams and I can't help but smile back in appreciation. "Hey, when does Kiarra get back?"

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

my chest heaved with cries. "Are you calling us liars? You're calling sweet Lucy a liar?" Imani snickered at me and I shook my head vigorously. "No that's not what I said" I tried to clean my eyes. "Oh, so you're the liar? Are you agreeing to the fact that you are a cheap, ugly looking, betraying snake?" Jerry asked chewing his gum and smiling. They were enjoying my suffering "No..." "Yes?" Harper replied for me before I could finish taking "Then you need to be taught a lesson"

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

“How could you think of such a thing? For God’s sake, we are friends, no, brothers. And I am certain we all knew that.” “Please…” Gabriel wore a frown full of nothing but disgust. “Spare me all that talk.” Then he shrugged. “Sure, we are brothers but you guys never failed to make me feel so inferior and that irked me a lot. Do you have any idea how I felt whenever you shut me up and made me look like a fool?” “All of that was a joke,” Amir exclaimed, disbelief still all over his face. “It was a fucking joke.” “Fine.” Gabriel’s hands did a surrendering motion and he took a step back. “Fine, it was all a joke but you guys leaving me out of most of the office work wasn’t.”

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I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

"Admit it, you’re jealous." "Not even a little." "Liar."