Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

Though it sounded funny that a bitch like Laura was the one telling me my personality. "2. She likes to brag about cooking though she can't cook well" Gosh! That's a lie! Everybody knows I'm a good cook" I screamed inwardly "Wait, she can not cook well? That sounds like envy! Kiara hasn't cooked for her before!" Liam protested "It's okay. I understand the reason behind her action" I faked a smile though I was burning inside. "3. She was known to be hardworking" It's not like she is wrong about that

“Hmm?” “If you keep talking like a LinkedIn motivational speaker, I’m going to throw up all over your father’s car interior.” He turned, blue eyes dropping to my face. “My joke was good.” “Your joke sounds like it was raised in a boardroom.” “That’s slander.” “That’s autobiography.”

" He gave his chin gentle strokes. "But why?" I couldn't fathom why anyone would choose to be deliberately so wicked. "No one knows. But we could." He snaked an arm around my shoulder, "why was the liar gas created?" "So people wouldn't be able to lie?" I answered sincerely. He just gave a little laugh and leaned forward to kiss me, "what do you say to being superheroes again?" He asked after pulling away. "I say, I do." I smiled against his neck.

"Pregnancy has become disadvantage to you, Kitcat...I bet he'll tell you the grass is too green for you to step outside tomorrow." "Shut up, Liam. I'm not trying to make jokes." "And see...your pregnancy has become a disadvantage to me too...look at him snapping at me because of a fetus." "I'd advise you to shut your mouth, Liam...his face is getting red, it's about to swell...he's transforming into..." "Angry bird!" Liam and Fredd bursted out into hysterical laughing at their apparently funny joke...but Zillon didn't seem to find it funny, he was as serious as judge. "F*cking idiots..."

After awhile, Liam and I offered to clean up things while the girls sat in the living room chit chatting because we believe in gender equality. "You know they're talking about you and how you fucked things up right Kar?" Liam says leaning against the counter. "You can't be certain they're talking about that. They could be talking about politics or sports or fashion or really anything else mate." I argue. Liam rolls his eyes, "Yeah Karter. They're probably just discussing politics. Isn't Trump just the greatest Ellie? Yeah for sure Marie his Muslim ban is the smartest decision ever made." Liam's voice was laced with sarcasm, "Quit lying to yourself mate."

I shouted out of nowhere. "Fvck Liam! Do you want to die?!" I screamed and I really backed away. While he just laughed "Go laugh. That’s funny, right?" Sarcastic I said. I thought he was going to stop but he threw it at me. "God d**n you Liam!" I shouted after running away. But I felt the frog's foot stick to my arm. Holy f**k "Just laugh because I'm telling you, you can't laugh later." I said.

When he didn’t immediately lift it, my smile sharpened into something dangerous. "You know what I do to liars," I said, my voice almost gentle. The way you’d tell a child not to play with matches. Liam stared at me, confused. I took a sip of my whiskey and then continued. "You know, there's nothing I despise more than liars and manipulators. I had a brush with one of those snakes years back that left me jaded for a long time after. You remember him, right?” “I do.” Liam replied. I could tell he was already getting uncomfortable.

Javier ended the call while Kurt’s eyes watched eagerly, his heart swelling and yearning for the eventual good news. Kellyanne was not buying it at all. “He’s a fraud, a child, a goddamn hoaxer! A big fat liar telling lies as if baiting the Lord to incinerate him with lightning. The only time he’s telling the truth is when he calls himself a liar. Mark my words, Kurt. I’m just waiting for the Lord to smite him for all the bold-faced lies he keeps spouting!”

I don't know but obviously, he doesn't get tired of it. "I already know," I said, trying to cover up my embarrassment. "That's not what you were saying just now in the car." Vince winked. "I can't believe you lied to me," I said, trying to sound fierce. I squared my shoulders and crossed my arms. I wished I had put on something nicer than a simple black blouse and a denim skirt. Damn Vince. Could he be more annoying? He laughed, his eyes crinkling at the ends. "It's called karma." His sexy voice was right beside my ear, his breath warm. "But right now, I just want to finish what we started."

Karma shook her head in disbelief. "You dumb bitch! You're a traitor, you should've told me so I won't use this shit" they laughter was enveloped by the song in the radio. Karma sniffed hard through the cold breeze of the night. "Oh the smell of the blood with ecstasy", Kieran smirked at her before disappearing into thin air. "I told that goddamn thing not to show off" she whispered to herself.