Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

Why does he think he deserves to mention karma in this situation? I lost control of my tongue and I bet I was looking mentally retarded as I yelled "Yeah, I did it so what? Do you know how long I waited for karma and it didn't work on the bastard? Like seriously, karma? You all are blinded by those wicked rich people. He deserved it!!!"

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

They both were suspecting that he must be suspicious of them. “Can I help you with something, Liam?” Jeremy sneered, his tone laced with arrogance. “Here to apologize, I suppose? It won’t make a difference, buddy. Karen’s had enough of you. Cheaters don’t get second chances.” He mocked, taking pleasure in belittling Liam. Although Jeremy knew the pictures were fake and that Liam wasn’t really disloyal, he relished the opportunity to add to Liam’s distress.

Amy asked, "what did the liar say?" Max sat down, picked up his chopsticks and said leisurely, "he said he wanted to make fun of you just because he saw you silly." Amy immediately retorted angrily, "he is the fool." Max smiled faintly, "well, I think he didn't say anything wrong." "Max Brother," called Amy unhappily.

Chapter Sixteen "I promise you guys I'm damn serious these are the same cast that were in that movie." Kiara and Cindy just stared at her and then burst out laughing so hard they were already rolling on the bed. Shelly gave a frustrated growl. She had spent thirty freaking minutes convincing these dunces that the movie Nerdy Glasses was real and after surfing YouTube they didn't find the movie instead found the same people who starred in Nerdy Glasses starring in another movie titled KARMA and they had watched it yet it was nothing like the Nerdy Glasses she'd watched with her friends. Now they thought she was hallucinating or worse still___

“How does it feel knowing you lost to someone who fell flat on his ass halfway through the second round?” “That was karma trying to stop you,” Cameron deadpanned. “Bold of you to assume karma’s on your side.” “Karma has taste.” “I have talent.” “You have audacity.” “And yet,” I echoed, squeezing his hand, “here you are.” He groaned. “If you quote me one more time, I’m pushing you out of the car.” I grinned. “You love my quotes.” “No, I tolerate them.” “You tolerate me.” “Barely.”

“Do you not believe that karma will eventually catch up?” “Do you believe in karma though?” Sarah retorted, dropping her act when she was sure Laurence wasn’t there. “They’re just words that useless people say to lie to themselves,” she continued, “It’s going to be delightful spending 14 days here anyway. I’ll only gain sympathy after the torment I’ll have to go through. Isn’t that right?” Zoey giggled and quipped, “Aren’t you just lying to yourself?” Instantly, Sarah went quiet and pressed her lips together. It was like Zoey had found her weakness.

I laugh “Jer we’ve lied all our lives, we don’t say the truth. Playboy’s never do and that’s just the basic training. We only care about the p***y or the cash. That’s just that. And Theo, if you need me to get you some adopted kid to really get you in the caring humanitarian role then just say the word” D laughed “Pfft! Say the truth, that one really cracked me up you know Jer. So what’s for dinner” I say as I swing my arm over his shoulder

viola unable to control her laughing she bursted into laughter and collapsed on floor while laughing she holded her stomach as it was paining due to heavy laughing liam was confused because he is expressing his grief but this girl is laughing like he cracked a joke he shouted "What the hell why you're laughing?" viola replied "how can you be this foolish I just made a prank to make you disclose your fake fever drama act but seriously you're foolish" he asked "so whatever you said now" viola continued "whatever I said was a pure lie I just used veniger and few spices along with chilli paste I dont think these will make a man impotent" Liam's face turned pale after listening to her lame prank

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"