Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

The only thing I am allergic to is my food. Liam laughed at my response. “Are you always this sarcastic?“ He asked me. "I would prefer you use the term ‘huge sense of humour’ instead.“ He shook his head, smiling at my response, "I shouldn't have even asked," he muttered before going back to what he was doing.

"Well, I must have done something for you to reject me immediately we found out we were mates." "Yeah..about that, I was stupid, and it's one of the reasons why I'm sorry." "You were stupid," I say, and I smack his head. "Awwww.." he says, and rubs his head. Immediately, I smack his head again, but a nut falls on my head. "Awww.." I say and look up. It is a squirrel. "Karma's really a bitch," Jordan states. "Fuck you, karma," I shout, and we both laugh.

Clearly, he still did not believe me, as he turned to ask Aaron, “Mr. Schuler, Charmaine is my girlfriend. She went missing after a fight we had back then, but I know she’s never moved on from me. I don’t know why she’s pretending to be your wife, but seeing that she’s already injured, could I ask that you overlook what she’s done…” Aaron frowned and glared at Jared. “Pretending? Overlooking? Why would I need to punish my wife? And why would I mistake someone else for my wife?” “And you…” he berated me gently, “I had my eyes off you for a second and you got yourself hurt like this?” I knew this was his way of showing he cared. Embarrassed, I murmured, “I’m sorry… I left my phone behind after

Alaric pov "Liam, do you know that popular quote?" I asked, drumming my fingers mindlessly against the desk as I took a bite of the apple in my hand. "They say when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your enemy's eyes." I tilted my head, a smirk curling on my lips as I watched him sigh and shake his head. "Boss, you got it wrong. The quote is 'When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.'"

Everyone laughed at the joke but Liam. "Karl that is so not funny! I was ready to rip your throat out!" Liam growled. "I still might." "Everyone else thought it was funny." Karl laughed. "Uh Karl? You better run!" Rayna warned. "Shit!" Karl yelled as he jumped up to run. Liam sat Rayna to the side and jumped up to run after him. He caught him just beside the pool. Liam picked him up and threw him in the pool. "Now that's funny!" Liam chuckled. "And for future reference, keep your damn hands off my wife!"

“How could you think of such a thing? For God’s sake, we are friends, no, brothers. And I am certain we all knew that.” “Please…” Gabriel wore a frown full of nothing but disgust. “Spare me all that talk.” Then he shrugged. “Sure, we are brothers but you guys never failed to make me feel so inferior and that irked me a lot. Do you have any idea how I felt whenever you shut me up and made me look like a fool?” “All of that was a joke,” Amir exclaimed, disbelief still all over his face. “It was a fucking joke.” “Fine.” Gabriel’s hands did a surrendering motion and he took a step back. “Fine, it was all a joke but you guys leaving me out of most of the office work wasn’t.”

“Do you realize you sounded as if you were saying, ‘He’s an ax murderer.’ ” “I did not.” Lorcan looks caught out. “You did. I’ve never seen anyone look so negative while they’re trying to big up their friend.” I put on a funereal voice. “ ‘He’s bright. He’s inventive. He kills people in their sleep. In inventive ways.’ ”

Lana's reaction disrupted Liam's relaxed posture, leading him to open his eyes reluctantly. "Don't overthink it. Remember, he's a family member, and his influential position could play to your advantage," Liam explained. Unconvinced by his explanation, Lana retorted, "Who was it that once told me, 'No matter what happens, I've got your back,' encouraging me not to fear taking decisive action?" Liam pretended to be unaware, saying, "Did someone say that? It doesn't ring a bell." Slightly exasperated, Lana sighed. "So, are you equating promises to, you know, letting out a fart?"

My laughter faded into the air. “No,” the sound of his laughter also faded. “Then why are you sounding like a quack?” “Do I?” Nodding my head, “Fucking yah. It’s only a quack who will speak about love to a man like me.” “Then I think I'm one.” Snapping my fingers, “Shoot!!…. I knew it. You are indeed one.” Waving my hand slightly in the air, my face adjusted to neutral. “Enough of the jokes. I came here to get answers, and that’s what I'm fucking waiting for.”

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !