Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

“Alright, here are mine: One, I’ve been skydiving. Two, I can cook gourmet meals. Three, I hate heights.” “I bet the lie is skydiving,” Kieran said. “No, I think it’s the gourmet meals,” Thalia argued. Lily smirked. “The lie is that I hate heights. I actually love them.” “You weirdo!” Marcus laughed. The pack laughed and applauded. “Kieran, your turn,” Lily said, passing the game to him. Kieran stood up, scratching his head. “Okay, let’s see: One, I’ve never been in a serious relationship. Two, I’m a great painter. Three, I’m afraid of the dark.”

Matt muttered from the hallway. “Hey, I say great nuggets of wisdom!” Colby stifled a laugh. “Rain you say some of the most hilarious things but I don’t know if I would say that it’s wise.” “I am offended right now.” Matt snorted. “See you're saying something funny right now!” *** Lia

Why call me nerd every damn time ? I hated that word !! “None of your damn business, dumb fvck,” I replied, the anger coming from somewhere else. He smelt like oh gawd, did he sleep with the entire female university population here ? “Wow, you called me dumb. That is the joke of the century,” Lex laughed out loud while slapping his knee dramatically. Drama Queen, ughh !

Harper asks questions and I have to guess what Liam answered. "What's his biggest fear?" Harper reads from cards Liam apparently filled out earlier. "Losing me," I say without hesitation. Harper checks the card. "He said losing you and running out of coffee. But close enough." "What's his most embarrassing moment?" I think. "When he proposed the second time on the roof and got so nervous he dropped the ring and it rolled toward the edge and we both had to chase it." Harper laughs. "He said when he projectile vomited at a business dinner trying to impress investors. But yours is cuter."

Liam said to the other end of the phone. "The moment she saw the engagement ring her expression changed and she answered me as they all answered," I said in a sad tone. "Ugly pig," Liam replied, "You didn’t lose anything, he thinks it would be worse if you were hired," Liam said later. "I’m useless" I complained, "I can’t do anything, I can’t accomplish anything." "Never say that. You’re fabulous, it’s the world too unfair and then I told you, this time I have a good feeling," Liam said.

she asked, concern etched across her face. I steadied myself, pretending to regain my balance. "I'm fine, El. It's just a little scratch. Just a little clumsy today, I suppose," I replied, my voice laced with a hint of false vulnerability. I chuckled dryly, Karma is Surely A Bit*h. That's because I try playing the good friend and carrying half of her weight. Just good. "That almost got you a toe." Lina laughed at me bitterly, like the crazy B*tch she is.

It felt heavenly. I came to my senses only after hearing a burst of loud laughter. I open my eyes to find Liam laughing his butt off. I blinked my eyes to understand what the real heck was happening. "You are really a fool. You fell for it? I didn't expect you to give up so soon. But I must say it was hilarious. You really thought I would fall for you?" He again started laughing. He was just killing me again and again with his venomous words. He doesn't need anything to kill someone. His venomous words are enough to kill an elephant then what am I in front of it?

he said, twirling a spoon he’d stolen from the drawer, “if anyone ever asks me about your cooking, I’ll have to lie. Because if I tell the truth, they’ll think I’m exaggerating.” I shot him a tired look. “You haven’t even tasted it yet.” He shrugged. “Doesn’t matter. It smells good enough to make me believe in heaven. And I don’t even believe in heaven.” Despite myself, a corner of my mouth lifted. Liam somehow knew exactly when to slip in a ridiculous line just so I wouldn’t drown in my own silence. He treated my numbness like it wasn’t the end of the world, like he could joke around it until it cracked.

As if he's laughing at us, "I've never seen two people more perfect for each other." "Thanks, Theo. I guess I should congratulate you too, right?" I scoff. He just gives me a raised eyebrow, "Congrats. We all get what we deserve." "That's true," Liam grumbles from behind me. "It's called karma; we can't escape it." "Well, I don't know about you two, but I must've been a real good boy," Theo says with a stupid silly grin I've never seen before from him. It gives me the instant ick.