Karma Funny Liar Quotes Novels & Stories

"Bakit? Anong gagawin mo? Papatapon mo ko sa bundok Tralala?" "No, but I might slice you in million pieces." Namutla ito. Huli na para mabawi ko ang sinabi. "Lo siento." "F-fine. Ang pikon mong kupal ka," naiiling na tumawa ito. Bigla akong nakaramdam ng guilt. Of all people, I should know not to use that joke on him. Yñaki's very sensitive on that part. "Look, I didn't mean it." "I know. We're old enough for that, Liam. I'm good, swear," blangko ang mga matang paliwanag nito.

Sarcasm laced every single word. Harlow let out an uneasy laugh; she had to agree, he was the most harmful person she'd ever met, but it wasn't like Harlow could do anything about it, at least she had thought that until now. "Yeah, a real keeper. Don't you think?" Harlow replied. "Oh, most certainly." With her own form of sarcasm, Mia said, "When did the dreams start?"

She just couldn't deceive me. I chuckled in disbelief, feeling really anxious. "Wait wait," I exhaled heavily. "What's going on here? I can believe the fact that you lied about Liam's father. But how's it possible for you to lie about Liam being your son? Don't you guys realize that this isn't something funny?"

I say using my fingers as quotations. “How did he figure it out?” Lia asks, interrupting me. “He caught me snooping around in his uncle’s office.” She raises a curious brow. “I thought you were some secret ninja?” I snort, rolling my eyes. “Yeah, and he thought I was passed out after one of our alcohol fulled sex marathons, but the joke was on me cause I thought the same for him. Anyway, I was about to fight him so I could, you know, escape, when he said he knew who I was and offered me a deal. One I couldn’t refuse.” I say, a half-laugh escaping from me because even after all these years, the satisfaction of that phone call still fills me with glee.

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

The driver started the engine. Still silence. Then— “You were jealous?” Liam said, almost casually. I let out a short laugh, sharp and disbelieving. “Don’t flatter yourself.” He turned his head to look at me. “You’re a terrible liar.”

I'm not exaggerating, I'm just telling the truth, because it's true. "Your advice is harsh. Those two are not immune to karma, believe me." Gen grinned at me. I resented him. "There's no hard bread in hot coffee, Gen. Karma doesn't choose. Hahaha." I laughed at this promise. A kind person, immune to karma, is he still a fool? Hahahaha! Don't me! "Rooooooooooooo!" I just turned to where that voice came from. I almost didn't remember that, so my eyes widened suddenly when someone jumped up and hugged my thigh.

"I don't like your ridiculous piercings. I don't like your ridiculous tattoos. I don't like those ridiculous pink shorts you're wearing right now. I don't like your ridiculous voice. I don't like your ridiculous Instàgram posts. Matter of fact, delete that group selfie you just took. I don't want me or my wife being on your ridiculous feed. It's embarrassing to be associated with you. You are ridiculous. The only reason people cling on to you is because of your rich dad." "Is this some sick joke?" "The only joke here is you, Leo." "Do you know who the fùck you're talking to?" "Yes." Damien nods. "I'm talking to Leo Giovanni. The biggest joke on the table. An embarrassment to his family. Fail

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I smirked, making her smile vanish, and was that a faint blush? “Whoever said that is-” “Liam doesn’t lie.” I mocked. “So I can actually start to believe that you and Raf actually consummated your bond and didn’t just adopt Ray and Ri. I swear you come off so fucking stiff at times.” She frowned at me, and I snickered. “Even Marcel didn’t deny that shit.” “I am going to have a word with Liam, I told him not to say anything.” “This is Liam, the guy’s smart but he’s also fucking clueless. I think Kiara got the tact and brains from that duo.”