Kickass Humour

Violet. A hacker. Tracker. K*ller. She can find you wherever you go and bring you to hell anytime. Kulang ang lupang tatakbuhan mo kapag ikaw ang malas na minarkahan. Walang sinasanto at wala ring kinatatakutan. Pumapatay para mabuhay. But she is also a woman of desire, mainit, mapaghanap at palaban sa kama. S*x gives her a different level of satisfaction, pero hindi basta lalaki ay kayang abutin ang kaniyang standards. Isa si Alex Broullet sa mga markado. But how can she k*ll the only man who can give all of her desire? Paano niya papatayin ang lalaking inaasam niyang makaniig for the rest of her life. Ang lalaking titig at haplos pa lamang ay kaya na siyang ihatid sa ika-pitong langit? Did she fall into her trap?

Gold digger witch, a mistress bitch, a crazy selfish woman. At marami pang iba! Ito ang tawag ng mga tao sa kanya. Isang mukhang perang babae na gagawin ang lahat sa ngalan ng milyones! And she's none other than... Ainaliv Cheska Verdida na ngayon ay isa ng Gold digger single mom witch! Hindi niya inasahan na magbubunga ang isang gabi na nawala siya sa kanyang sarili at nakipag one night stand sa isang baklang Bilyonaryo! Muling nag krus ang kanilang landas. Nang lumipat siya ng trabaho at naging boss niya ang baklang Bilyonaryo na si Antonia/Antonio Miguel De Vera. Ano ang mangyayari sa muli nilang pagkikita?

Hudson Ford and Callie Clarke fall in love but never once discuss it, until a single night turns everything around. They finally consummate their relationship, only to have Callie disappear the next morning. Hudson wakes up to discover that she is missing, and his world is turned upside down. Years go by before Callie reenters Hudson's life. Now a stunning, poised architect, she struts into a conference room with poise and confidence. Men glance at her in admiration, and Hudson is shocked. He never imagined seeing her again, but here she is, more seductive than ever. As soon as Callie lays eyes on Hudson, her world freezes. All the self-discipline she has constructed around herself starts to disintegrate. She questions whether she will surrender to her need for Hudson or whether she will fall into the deep peril she initially escaped. Convinced not to lose Callie once again, Hudson makes a decision to reclaim her no matter what. He demands answers from Callie as to why she vanished from his life. His pursuit sets off a storm of memories that risk destroying their relationship.

I looked at her amused. I got up from my seat and stood infront of her. Not too close, not yet. ''You imagine too much Ms. Vitale. I can assure you that I'm not plotting anything, although I did plan something different". I whispered the last part. ''W-what?'' She asked looking confused. Cute. ''I'm sorry for what happened that day. You are right, I shouldn't have kissed you without your consent.'' I said taking a step forward. ''You are sorry?'' She asked looking surprised. I chuckled. ''Yes'' I said taking another step. She leaned back slightly, it's almost unnoticeable, but didn't move from her place. Trying to look brave huh? ''T-Then why are you doing all this?'' She asked in low voice. I took one last step. We are finally too close. I can feel the heat radiating from her body. I started trailing my fingers from her arm to collarbone, she shuddered and goosebumps erupted on her skin. I leaned down, brushing her earlobe with my lips, making her breath uneven. ''Are you in a relationship Ms. Vitale?'' ''N-No'' Her words came out in a whisper. ''Good.''

Limang taon na ang lumipas nang pinahiya si Clarisse ng kanyang fiance sa publiko. Sinet-up siya nito at ipinakulong sa kasalanang hindi niya naman ginawa. Ngunit nagulat na lang siya na ito pa mismo ang sumundo sa kanya nang makalaya siya. "Naaksidente si Trina. Kailangan niya ang kidney mo." "May sakit siya sa puso. Hindi siya pwedeng mag-donate." Akala ng kanyang ex fiance ay namatay siya sa operasyon. Nagulat na lang din ito nang makita siya sa bahay nito bilang asawa ng nakakatanda nitong kapatid. "Drake, stop. She's your sister-in-law."

Bailey is an erstwhile heiress to Earth and Fae Magick, protector of the portal into Faerie. And she hates it. Jayce needs to find a proper Queen to rule the Spring Court with him. Beckett has become jaded with life as the Prince of the Summer Court. Tobin, Prince of the Autumn Court, is a hopeless romantic still searching for the love of his very long Fae life. Murder, mystery and romance await all four as they traverse Faerie and Earth, searching for the murderer of Bailey's grandfather. They might be able to survive any attack from outsiders, but will they be able to survive each other as romance and intrigue colors their lives?

“You're so cold. My strawberry milk needs ice,” Ruelle says, sitting on Killian and wrapping her legs around him making his anger vanish immediately. Killian stared down at the female currently staring up at him with a smile on her face. ‘I would destroy everyone that made her cry’ He vowed to himself. |Killian| The crippled ice-cold Billionaire who only smiles at his wife. |Ruelle| The neglected daughter of a second-grade family. Both are fueled by their anger and thirst for revenge. What would happen when these two are forced into marriage with each other? When fire meets Ice and love clashes with hate.

Sandra was kidnapped by a small gang, that's what she thought. The man behind the kidnapping is a mafia boss. She was kidnapped by mistake in place of someone else. When she was represented in front Victor, the mafia boss, she didn't cower over in fear instead showed some attitude. Victor, who is a ruthless, cold mafia boss, when saw a petite young woman putting terms with him, found it interesting. ************************** "Who is she?" While looking at her from the window of my office. "Sorry Boss, we couldn't find anything about her." Ian replied "It's more than half a year and you are still clueless...hmm?" "Sorry……" "She is really something............. but that makes me more interested in her." I smiled.

Due to her manly name, Ryan, a 23-year-old woman, was forced to live in the same house with five billionaires - Terban, Kyle, Chaylen, Slyvester, and Vincent. She thought everything will go smoothly if she stays away from these men who always fight each other. Until one day, the handsome men started to act weirdly around Ryan. Will she be able to survive in the house with five hot guys who stare at her as if she's a lamb in the den of the Wolves?

Used, insulted, tricked. I've been happily married to HIM for three years. Although his family has always been mistreating me and believes that I don't deserve him, I didn't care. The warmth of HIS LOVE and CARE is enough for me to stay — OR SO I THOUGHT. In our 3rd wedding anniversary, that hope is smashed as my heart have been teared into pieces. The gift that he gave me will forever be engraved in my memory— the sight of him on top of another woman in our own bedroom. And as if that wasn't enough, he even insulted and humiliated me in front of his mistress before throwing the divorce papers on my face. Turns out that he never loved me, not even once. I'm just a temporary replacement, and now that the woman he truly loves is back, he no longer need me thus he discarded me life piece of trash. Enraged and broken, I left with a heavy heart. I was cornered, with no other choice but to go back to the place where I truly belong. After so many years of hiding, running, and pretending, it turns out that I'll still come crawling back to the place that I once ran away from.