Kickass Humour

Violet. A hacker. Tracker. K*ller. She can find you wherever you go and bring you to hell anytime. Kulang ang lupang tatakbuhan mo kapag ikaw ang malas na minarkahan. Walang sinasanto at wala ring kinatatakutan. Pumapatay para mabuhay. But she is also a woman of desire, mainit, mapaghanap at palaban sa kama. S*x gives her a different level of satisfaction, pero hindi basta lalaki ay kayang abutin ang kaniyang standards. Isa si Alex Broullet sa mga markado. But how can she k*ll the only man who can give all of her desire? Paano niya papatayin ang lalaking inaasam niyang makaniig for the rest of her life. Ang lalaking titig at haplos pa lamang ay kaya na siyang ihatid sa ika-pitong langit? Did she fall into her trap?

Lissa is a beautiful, innocent eighteen-year-old.She is the youngest of four. Abandoned by her three older brothers when their parents died.Thrown into the world of the Russian Mafia by chance.Luca is the Bratva Pakhan, handsome and deadly.Used to getting whatever he wanted.Luca wants Lissa.Can Lissa live in the Mafia World?Can Luca tame this wild independent beauty?Others are watching.Columbian Cartels, Italian Mafia. Chinese BaronsLissa needs to learn fast.Luca needs to compromise.Will their love survive?

Des étincelles jaillissent, des mensonges se déroulent et des erreurs qui mènent au péril sont commises lorsqu'un riche éleveur de bétail du Texas cache son identité alors qu'il rencontre la fille gâtée et mondaine d'un homme d'affaires de la Nouvelle-Orléans qui lui a été aveuglément promise en mariage. Aiden est un propriétaire de ranch texan beau et sexy qui a été approché par un associé de la Nouvelle-Orléans pour fusionner par mariage avec la fille de l'associé. Voulant voir sa future épouse dans son propre élément sans savoir qui il est, il prétend être celui qui a été envoyé pour la chercher à la place. Pauline est la fille gâtée qui résiste au mariage avec un homme dont elle est sûre qu'elle ressemble à un vieux crapaud et, après être tombée amoureuse du cow-boy sexy qui a été envoyé la chercher, s'enfuit et est capturée par de méchants trafiquants. Maintenant, Aiden doit la retrouver et la sauver... et avouer sa véritable identité. La trouvera-t-il à temps pour la sauver d'un destin aussi méchant ? Et... Seront-ils capables de survivre aux dangers qui les menacent, de s'aimer et de surmonter tout cela pour une vie heureuse ensemble ?

With mixed feelings, Jillian Moore goes to the casting of the new season of "The Super Model" to investigate the case of a missing girl behind the scenes. Before she knows it, she stumbles into a turbulent whirlpool of glamour, ambition and shady dealings. When, to make matters worse, she falls in love and has to shimmy from one lie to the next, her life seems to come completely apart at the seams ...

“Hey, bambina. Can you speak English?” he decided to ask with his sexy voice. She giggled again. “Mayaman ka ba? Bilhin mo na 'ko. Kailangan ko ng moneys—as in money with s. Maraming pera!” she drunkly said. He still couldn't understand, but one thing is for sure—the beautiful woman in front of him needs a lot of money and he's willing to give everything to her without hesitations. He smirked. “How much do you need, bambina?” *** Anastacia Williams can do more than selling her soul to the devil but she didn't expect a handsome multibillionaire to be smitten by her. He offered her a huge amount of money and she accepted it without hesitation due to desperation. He was sweet and she started developing feelings for him—not until she found out that he's the leader of a big time syndicate, the Mafioso Castelli.

Jules has two problems. Ever since she woke up in the forest on her Prom night, she has sleepwalked and woken up in the middle of the same forest with a knife in her hand and no recollection of what occurred the night before. Her second problem is the intense desire she has for Rowan Cross. Rowan Cross has two problems. His Halo Master, Tristan wants him to investigate the disappearance of supernatural students who have gone missing on their college campus, and he wants Jules with every fiber of his being.

Even as her husband pushes for a divorce, Addalyn is determined to save her failing marriage. Desperate to keep her marriage, she gets into a car accident and pretends to have amnesia. But, by chance, she discovers a hidden world of danger and intrigue. As she navigates this dark new reality, a mysterious man with mesmerizing green eyes who promises to reveal the truth about her past draws her in. However, as she struggles to separate the truth from the lies, she realizes that everything she thought she knew could all be lies. With her world unraveling around her, Addalyn must face the reality of her situation and make decisions that will change her life forever.

Dahil sa mapait na nakaraan kaya naging isang ganap na abogado si Ava Dizon. Ito ang susi para sa matagal niya nang minimithi. Ang makuha ang hustisya sa pagkamatay ng Papa niya labing-apat na taon na ang nakakaraan. Ngunit dahil sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay magtatagpo ang landas nila ni Blaze Li para bigyan siya ng magandang alok na tiyak niyang hindi palalampasin nang katulad ni Ava. Paano maisasakatuparan ng isang abogado ang kagustuhan nitong maghiganti kung may bagay na siyang pumipigil sa kanya na gawin iyon? Si Blaze Li pala ay anak ng pamilyang involve sa kaso ng Papa ng dalaga. Ang tulad ba ni Blaze Li ang makakapagpabago sa isip niya o siyang tutulak din sa kanya sa buhay na hindi maganda? “I am a top surgeon in this country. Saan ka man pumunta sa akin ka pa rin nila irerekomenda. Accept my offer and you’ll live longer.” - Axl Blaze Li

Used, insulted, tricked. I've been happily married to HIM for three years. Although his family has always been mistreating me and believes that I don't deserve him, I didn't care. The warmth of HIS LOVE and CARE is enough for me to stay — OR SO I THOUGHT. In our 3rd wedding anniversary, that hope is smashed as my heart have been teared into pieces. The gift that he gave me will forever be engraved in my memory— the sight of him on top of another woman in our own bedroom. And as if that wasn't enough, he even insulted and humiliated me in front of his mistress before throwing the divorce papers on my face. Turns out that he never loved me, not even once. I'm just a temporary replacement, and now that the woman he truly loves is back, he no longer need me thus he discarded me life piece of trash. Enraged and broken, I left with a heavy heart. I was cornered, with no other choice but to go back to the place where I truly belong. After so many years of hiding, running, and pretending, it turns out that I'll still come crawling back to the place that I once ran away from.

"You heard me, Damon Jones," I replied after a few seconds of silence that was honoured with his confused gaze. "I want us to be together. I want us to have sizzling moments that only you and I would know about. I want us to hold each other, and sweaty as our needs grow. Not once, not twice, but for as long as possible." I surprised myself with the tone of my voice. His hands on his waist, the man scoffed. It was a loud one. After a few seconds of making his feet dance in the very spot he stood, he faced me, the tip of histongue probing the flesh of his upper lip. That was a nice sight. It made my eyes linger on his lips longer than I intended. As my eyes quickly traveled to his wet shirt which exposed the nudity that I keep wondering about, he said, "You must be out of your mind, Selena." ~ In life, mistakes happen. A mistake like taking the wrong file instead of the file that contains your CV and other important documents a job seeker needs to have. But, there's no going back because you have a great job opportunity right in front of you. An opportunity that could vanish before anyone can complete the words, Jack Robinson. And, mistakes can lead to a lot of things. Things you could never imagine would happen in even five lifetimes to come. Like making a dangerous deal with a Mafia Queen... [Mature scenes inclusive]