Kisses Jokes Novels & Stories

One soft, dangerous kiss. There’s a saying, “a little kiss can lead to the taking off of clothes.” I used to laugh at that. I thought it was just a silly joke people said when they had nothing better to talk about. But not anymore. I don’t laugh at it now. Because it happened to me. It was real.

Shy Jide looked so cute that I could not help the giggles that burst from my lips. His gaze rested on me, head cocked to one side and a quizzical expression flitted his face. "What is so funny?" He choked out, horror filling his face as he seemed to realize something. "Am I a bad kisser?" My laughter stopped instantaneously as I screamed. "No." And to buttress my answer, I leaned in and pecked his lips. "You should quit talking and kiss me more." I whispered, desire blooming through me.

He spoke huskily against her lips, “You are so damn beautiful and sexy.” “Then make me yours…” She responded, pressing her lips against his. A/N Just a side note, the “Karma joke”, is not my own, I had seen a meme on the net and found it amusing, thought I would add it to my storyline.

she said "I'm aware." He dropped his jacket over the chair like he owned the apartment which he did and came around the island. Close enough that she could feel the warmth off him. He looked at what she was making. "Tomatoes," he said. "Very good." "You're making fun of me." "I would never." Something moved at the corner of his mouth. Not quite a smile. The thing that lived just before one. He reached past her, stole a slice, ate it. "How was your day?"

I rubbed my stomach, still sore from the miscarriage, and thought, 'I'm sorry, little one. You came at the wrong time.' Swallowing both physical and emotional pain, I replayed Melanie Jacobson's video. Her flushed cheeks, sparkling eyes, and overflowing affection filled the screen. Below, comments were already flooding in. [I was there! I swear, Steven and Melanie were full-on French kissing!] [Wow! Steven's got moves. No wonder she looks so dazed. Did you see Lanie's face?]

He resembles a cloon with all his jokes since yesterday he is trying to be nice to me but I am not doing any efforts. But this moment is so comfortable, that I can't stop laughing at his jokes and stories and I can feel he is also very comfortable with me. I think I judge him too fast, he seems nice after all. I chuckle a little to his last joke before realizing he has some ketchup below his mouth. I don't know if I have to tell him or not, I just look at him while waiting for words to come out of my mouth. " Umm, why are you staring at me like that? Do you want to kiss me? He said while chuckling.

The kiss took me by surprise, but not for long as I found myself kissing him back. Tyler ended the kiss and looked at me with a sly grin. I raise my eyebrow at him. "That was in case your parents were watching us." I laughed to clear my head from the giddy feeling that Tyler's kiss created. "That makes sense." Tyler chuckled. "See you tomorrow." I waved at him as he walked away.

I breathed a sigh of relief as I made sure he was still asleep. I was so bitten on my lower lip when suddenly something came to my mind. I couldn’t help but smile as I leaned closer to him. I placed both my hands on his armrest and tilted my head. I sniffed and quickly kissed him on his cheek. When he didn't move, my smile widened and again, I kissed him three times on the cheek. "My lips says 'Am I a joke to you?'" My eyes widened and I quickly moved away from him. I took two steps back as those who stared at him took pity on me.

I asked her as she took a deep breath, her eyes meeting mine with a mix of vulnerability and determination. “We…You and I…we kissed, Adam. One night after a party when we were in High School. And it was just a moment. But it meant something to me.” She sighed deeply, her eyes once again focusing on her fingers in her lap. “What?” I frowned in confusion. “We already kissed each other, back in high school.” She answered me. Wait…what? This can’t be… Can it? “This is all a joke, right?” I asked, looking around the room and somewhat expecting one of my brothers to jump out of one of the closets.

Eva I've never wanted to kiss anyone before. Not like that, I mean. Before Nathan showed up and changed my whole life. I kissed a guy for the first time during that summer holiday a few years back. But he wasn't my boyfriend or anything. He was just a guy from our neighborhood and we used to hang out together. I hated it.