Kisses Jokes Novels & Stories

Well i wouldn't count the kiss at his birthday since i only did it to rub off some of the slime on him. 'You also kissed yesterday when you took the pills' My subconscious mind reminded me. "Um...no....just that one time on his birthday"I told them. "And during our truth and dare game"Jane Zoey added. There's no way I'd tell them about yesterday. "Oh,so now you have your third kiss with him and soon you both will have several kisses and then he'd proposed and you'll become official couples"Jane squeaked excitedly. "Um,that will never happen"I rolled my eyes at her.

Someone was even punished to kiss the person next to them. Therefore, Zhong Keke saw two men kissing. Zhong Keke gaped and turned to look at Gu Lichen, "Are you guys that wild?" "You mean the kiss?" he asked. She nodded her head. "Think about it the other way. A kiss is only two people's skin touching. It's just like a handshake. Kissing is only kissing when it's with someone you love," said Gu Lichen. Zhong Keke dared not ask Gu Lichen if he would kiss someone so easily when playing such a game with his friends.

Confused by his reaction, I replied, "No, seriously, I don't think you know. When we had a kissing booth at my middle school event, girls would kiss boys on the cheek for a dollar. It was cute." He stared at me in silence, fixating his gaze on my face for a solid minute. Then, a wide smile spread across his lips, and he burst into infectious laughter. "What's so funny?" I giggled. Shaking his head, his palm slid under my jaw to cup it, and he leaned down to plant another deep kiss on my mouth. "Sunshine, this isn't middle school. Here, a kissing booth means mouth-to-mouth kisses with every boy. Can you imagine how many boys you would have kissed? Let me give you a guess, the number goes in t

“If anything, you're too good.” I let out a nervous breath that sounded almost like a giggle. “You're okay with dating a girl with about three hundred dollars in her bank account? It's going to make it a little tough for me to split the bill at the opera.” He grinned. “The guy's supposed to pay anyway on a date.” I wasn't sure if he kissed me, or if I kissed him. Either way, our lips connected just the way they were supposed to. It was the sweetest kiss I had ever had. It was love.

After taking them off, he stood up and initiated a passionate kiss. He kissed me like a hungry tiger, and I couldn't keep up with him! He stopped, looked at me, and said, "Why are you still bad at this?" I frowned and smacked his chest, saying, "Don't kiss me then." He chuckled. "I was just joking; your lips are the sweetest, so it will be hard not to kiss them." My lips suddenly went dry, and I couldn't respond. How could he say such a cheesy line without getting shy? Damn.

They are together sitting in a chair while kissing and holding each other’s hands. PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS JUST A F*CKING JOKE!

The employee was on edge, but Seth cut him off with a sharp tone before he could finish. "What are you talking about? Over a hundred cancellations?" He stepped forward and grabbed the employee by the collar. "Is there some mistake? These customers paid deposits. Why would they all cancel at once?" Lily pushed her way in, fixing a hard gaze on the employee. "There's got to be a mistake. Check it again! "Is this some kind of sick joke? Someone pretending to be a customer just to mess with us?"

I said "Oh, Jody, you can 'kiss my ass' all you want," laughed Janet at her joke as she raised her butt off the bed so I could get more access to her ass. "Hey, you girls having a party and didn't invite me?" asked Ginger from the other side of the bed. Ginger moved in closer to Janet so that Janet was wedged between us with her ass sort of on display. Both Ginger and I were kissing and feeling Janet's round ass as we stroked her legs and back with our hands. Soon enough Janet was making little whimpering sounds and moaning.

This is the dawn of a new day and the start of our new life together. Bastian squeezes my hand tighter in his and I can't stop smiling. My face already hurts from smiling so hard, but I know I won't be able to stop. I don't want to stop. I'm happier than I ever could have imagined. Bastian leans forward and kisses me again. This time it is just for the two of us, a sunrise kiss that promises a lifetime of joy. I kiss him back, knowing that we have a lifetime of sunrise kisses before us.

He sank into my neck. Pressing my thighs together, I allowed myself to thaw a little in his warmth. “About those revenge kisses. You can get them from me anytime you want. Twenty-four are still left,” he whispered in my ears, sending goosebumps all over my body. He slid his palm over my palm that was pressed against the door. “Is it ok for friends to kiss?” I asked. “It’s completely fine for a husband and wife who are friends to revenge kiss.” “Are you flirting with me right now?” I asked, peering at the door in front of me.