Kitty Memes Novels & Stories

It didn’t take me long to figure out what was going on—Jaxon was going viral. “This is going to be fun,” Kade chuckled and then kissed my cheek. “I’ll see you later.” I watched him disappear and then kept walking. I stopped in front of a locker to peel off one of the stickers. It was a cartoonish meme of Jaxon, complete with exaggerated wide eyes and a speech bubble that read: "Bidding $5000 on an ex? Obsessed much?" I scoffed, shaking my head. The next one was even worse—"Jaxon’s Punch: Weakest Move of the Year."

“You can’t keep running away from Duchess or the other women. You simply don’t have to speak to them.” “Easy for you to say. You weren’t the one who became a meme on social media,” Kate said sullenly. “What is a meme?” Tony asked. “That silly video they posted on the internet of me jumping out of my chair at The Peninsula. That’s a meme,” Kate explained. “Oh, I see,” said Tony. “Still, we must go to the party together. That way, I can finally introduce you to people who matter. None of my business associates and acquaintances have met you in person.”

It’s the way we seek closure. I’m surprised by the number of apps on Aunt Kim’s phone. She seems to really be a fan of playing games like Candy Crush. She has a F******k and I*******m page as well, and along with following me and Louisa, the only other people she follows are horse or animal accounts.

Me crossing the room, leaning in to kiss Kyrian on the cheek and the one second I stayed, paused and stretched into many seconds. I scrolled past it and the headlines were something else entirely. PLAYBOOK'S CONNIE AND KYRIAN: ARE THEY THE REAL DEAL? THE KISS THAT BROKE THE INTERNET—CRESTFIELD'S COUPLE CHEMISTRY. I stared at that last one for a moment longer than the others. "Are you seeing the memes?" Hori said, still chattering like a broken radio. "Connie there's a whole thread—" "I see them."

Fuck it. Me: Do you have a preview for me? Kitten: will you be home tomorrow? Me: yes, by dinner time. Everything is settled here. Kitten: good boy She sent a picture with her response and fuck it was perfect. My two girls on perfect display. It was an image from her neck to just above her stomach, but I could tell she had on lingerie. Black thick straps wrapped around each breast holding those heavy girls high on her chest. Me: fuck baby. I could come from just staring at my two favorite girls.

Lena said with a grin. “And did,” I quoted, using the viral pop artist meme. The shock on my friends’ faces is so Priceless. Could sell it for millions. “Wait. You’re on TikTok?” Katie shrieked. “Can’t believe all it took was a dick to show you your true potential,” Lena added, ever sarcastic. “Who said it was only his dick?” I teased. Their gasps joined my collection of unforgettable memories. My friends have never been this caught off guard—and I love it.

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“I’m being helpful.” Seraphina snorted. “He means there’ll be a lot of sex. Everywhere.” She wiggled her eyebrows. “Like… everywhere.” Kitty turned beet-red. “Yeah, okay, that sounds— horrifying.” Kitty’s lips twitched, a low chuckle escaping her. She shook her head, glancing at her wristwatch. “I’ve got class,” she said, standing abruptly. Her tray clattered as she gathered her things, her movements sharp, hurried.

“There, so beautiful.” I hold the end of the leash and give a tug, pulling her off the chair and down to her knees. She gasps, grabbing her neck in horror. “Is this—is this…?” She was on the verge of hyperventilating. “Breathe. You're hardly a pet without a collar. Be on your best manners, Kitten, and I won't tug too hard.”

It’s time to sleep. – You’re right. But you must be thirsty... She gets up and walks to the fridge. Opens it and glances inside. – What do you want to drink? Water? Milk? Something sweet? We also have liquor... or beer? – I’ll have a tall glass of milk. Thanks. She smiles and hands me the milk. I didn’t know she could be this kind? Then a phrase comes back to me , something I once heard my uncle say in the courtyard: “Ah, women... they shout outside, insult you in public... but once you fuck them good, they turn into sheep.”