Kitty Memes Novels & Stories

"First of all, how do you know I am a kitty, not a male cat. Secondly, even if it is your birthday, this post isn't for you." This time Zion laughed out loud. "First of all, I just know you are a kitten. A beautiful one at that." He put a winky emoji again, "I can't wait to kiss and taste your kitty. Secondly, you are making me sad on my birthday. Post something for me then." "You are one stubborn person." She wrote. "Lesser than you." He replied back. "I am sorry. I can’t do that for you. I really don't want to put a stranger on the same level as someone who holds a special place in my heart."

Quickly I slid down and I saw the message. 'Hello Kitty, You have been selected for the first screening which would be conducted at the address below. Do well also to upload photos of you to the website and fill the attached form.' Your guess is as good as mine. It was from the club and I had been selected to partake in the screening. I smiled as I started thinking of what to do because certainly I could not go there looking like me. I needed to work on myself.

“C’mon, Lala”, my best friend Meme begs. “My brother won’t let me go if I don’t bring you along”. Kyle is Meme’s brother, who is two years older than us. Even he knows she’s… Promiscuous is putting it nicely!

Fck it. Me: Do you have a preview for me? Kitten: will you be home tomorrow? Me: yes, by dinner time. Everything is settled here. Kitten: good boy She sent a picture with her response and f*ck it was perfect. My two girls on perfect display. It was an image from her neck to just above her stomach, but I could tell she had on lingerie. Black thick straps wrapped around each breast holding those heavy girls high on her chest. Me: f*ck baby. I could come from just staring at my two favorite girls.

“I swear you’re bi, Meme” “Bitch, I’d be bi for you and only you”, Meme says through her continuous laughing and winks at Amory, who throws a pillow at her. “I’m joining the alphabet mafia, bitches”, she squeals. When we look at her confused, she says, “you know LBGTQ, and I dunno all the rest of the letters and symbols that go along with it. But you know what I mean”! “There is something seriously wrong with you, Mems”, Amory says to her, but she just shrugs.

After putting away more chicken curry, Guy said, ‘Anoushka had two kittens a year or two back. Kit and Kat.* ‘And the poor little things both got run over within six months,* Anoushka said. Claudia felt a pang of empathy. ‘How awful.* ‘They had no road sense whatsoever,* said Guy. ‘Engaging little beasts, but brainless as they come.* ‘Mrs Pierce didn’t think they were engaging,* Anoushka said sulkily. ‘If you ask me, she got that horrible son of hers to come and run them over on purpose.*

The cat stood up slowly and purred. "Kitty..what happened to you? why are you looking so tired. Didn't you get any food today ? Sorry kitty. I couldn't give you milk today. But I promise you, I will make sure you get milk everyday." The cat looked at Dae and mewed angrily as if he was the cause of everything happened to it. It's stomach was giving no rest, last day and also today. But little did our Dae know anything about it.

Kitty-Kat is curled up against my side, his warm little body soothing. I pick up my phone and check the screen like I did not five minutes earlier. There’s still nothing, no word from Leonardo. Maybe he’s in the plane. Does he even remember my number? What if he forgot it? No. Somehow, an inadequate memory seems beneath him. He comes across as one of those people who’s both insightful and good at memorizing facts. Intelligent. Like someone who breezes through life, navigating the pitfalls effortlessly and efficiently, he’s clever on all levels.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

She was and is going to be the biggest mistake of his life. Evy and Hailey sat at one of the tables in the canteen. She wasn’t a loner in this school. For the past year, she had been part of a group in which there were all kinds of people—geeks, nerds, emo, etc. And actually, she finds it cool. She believed that a person should befriend a variety of people instead of hanging out with one type of person.