Knock Knock Jokes Dirty Novels & Stories

He complimented, spanking me on my boobs and butt at the same time. Just as Jaxon was about to jerk off, we heard a knock at the door. “Ignore it and make me cum," He said, although I wasn't happy about the fact that he always gets to cum and I don't. “You what I will," I said, and I continued riding him, getting faster by the second when the knock sounded at the door again. “Who the fuck is it? We are fucking busy,” Jaxon yelled, getting exhausted from the interruption. “It's Mike and Harley, you motherfuckers," Harley yelled, still knocking on the door.

My little warning to her that we aren't alone has us racing against them getting here. Our moans fill the air as we finally cum together. My body relaxes and I can feel hers start to tense up as they knock on the door. Two loud and steady knocks hit the door. "Hey, you better not be hurting my baby girl in there." I laugh as I look towards the door, like they can see me. "Oh, there was only pleasure involed, this time." The little laugh she lets out has me laughing with her. "Don't come in yet, we have to get cleaned up. Let us get to the bathroom, so you don't have to see us like this... again, brother."

I arched a brow. “Then I guess I have to name all 193 countries.” He smiled tight-lipped. “Don’t worry, I’m patient.” I fork my food as I kept staring at him while he does the same, “You’re really not going to leave me alone, are you?” “Nope.” He pops the P. “Alright, this knock knock joke is going to make you pee.” I placed my fork don to be attentive, “Okay, let’s hear it.” “How to make a tissue dance?” He smirks at me.

And just by her smile, just like that, I know what she's trying to tell me right now. "I have a good knock knock." I boasted. She pulled her head up again to me and pressed her lips together while she placed her forefingers against her lips. "I remember your knock knock used to.... suck. Sorry about the word." she says while grinning at me. "Suck." I repeated and both of us were grinning as I take a gulp from my glass of water. "I beg to disagree." I added right away. She giggles. "Well maybe you're getting better at it now."

I naughtily rant in my head. We both laughing like a maniac when we heard a soft knock on the door!

Mino's smile quickly faded, and he rubbed his the back of his neck. "It's a joke!" he exclaimed. "What joke? Where is the joke?" the princess asked frankly, for what he said was not funny. Mino took a big breath and just looked up because it appeared that he would have a difficult time messing with the princess. "It was like this when I said "Knock! Knock!" you'll ask, "Who's there?" is that clear?" he politely said. "Why should I inquire who is there when I know that you are-" Vreihya asked. "Just do it! For Pete's sake!" Mino cut her off, forcing a smile because he appeared to be losing patience. He just wants to make a joke for Pete's sake!

"I really want you to get dirty for only me. You saw how much I’m wet for you.” Gosh!! She can still feel him; he is wet under his jeans. She smiled while remembering the moment when she touched his big shaft even through the cloth, she felt so wet, strong, and warm. "I promise, baby, I’ll smash your innocence very soon and make you mine completely." He rolled his eyes from her eyes to his lips. Someone knocked on the door out-of-the-blue, interrupting our hot couples. “Who?” He groaned, and she chuckled, seeing his frustrated face.

He's the butt of many small dick jokes and the prick is too slow to realise they are all about him. His companions beside him erupt in laughter till Dameon elbows his friend seated next to him. And they all stop, picking up their beer bottles to mask their grinning faces. I pick up the rag, wiping the bar down and I give him a stern look. "I'll take that as a no then?" I ask, raising my brow. "Fuck you, you Russian stain." He growls harshly meaning every fucking word. "I heard Nio did a real good number on your friend before you killed him. Do you think she can tell us how big his cock was?"

She told more, her breathing deeper. "On a whim, I rolled over on top of Kerry, our breasts and pussies touching. I could feel her wetness, her stiff clit against mine. She looked stunned and very uncomfortable. I laughed. "Just this once, Kerr, let's try it. Jack, fuck us." Jack and your dad laughed like hell as Jack came over and stuck his cock in each of our pussies, giving a couple of strokes and changing. Your dad pulled him away and took over. Oh, fuck, it was so fucking dirty. Kerry was turned on, too, and laughed. I moved to kiss her, but she turned her head. Your dad pulled out of me, and I rolled off Kerry."

She laughed again. "I did, and I do." I told her, once again thrusting with vigor. "But not as bad as Jimbo. He's definitely infatuated with everything down there." The giggling was infectious and we both starting giggling. She laughed harder, eventually pushing me out. "Oh, I'm sorry," she gasped in laughter. Then she was on her hands and knees. "Kiss my boo-boo, Jack." "Karen...' "Just kiss it," she said, wiggling her ass.