Sweet Hole
When we got back to the B&B Crystal put on her t-shirt to go inside.
"Did you get to see the excitement over at the lake?" The lady asked.
"What excitement?"
"Seems there is a naked woman going round in a speed boat wearing only paint!"
Crystal lifted the t-shirt and asked, "What color paint?"
When the woman could finally speak she said, "Yellow." A few seconds later she said, "God damn lady, you're beautiful!"
"Thanks."