Lesbian Funny Novels & Stories

“I still wanna know, bisexual women feel both dick and pussy, right?” Joe was drunk, talking in Zahn's face. “Now, people claim that lesbians don't feel dick at all. How's that possible?” Zahn looked at him like he was annoying her. “That's cause they don't.”

She then quickly leaned towards Cassandra, smirking smugly, “I always knew you were a lesbian. You give off that vibe just right.” Taken aback, Cassandra said on impulse, “I’m not!” Her friends cackled like gooses as they went back to the medical exam room. “That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week, Jill.” “I know right? Remember that time when you had a huge crush on the doctor?” “Shut up, Jillian. I’m over it now. Plus, you’re the one who was devastated when you found out she was getting married.” “Oh please. Let’s not talk about this.” Cassandra arched an eyebrow, wondering if she heard them correctly. Selena touched her bottom lips, teasing her, “So…you’re not a lesbian?”

she said dramatically as she hits on the table, “masquerade party,” “Masquerade party,” I smiled, “even more fun,” “You didn't know? It's your club, how can you not…..” then she froze, I guess she completely forgot how we got here. But I never stopped smiling, “Lisa I'm so sorry.” “It's okay Maya, everything will soon go back to the way it's supposed to be,” I said reassuringly, “now, back to the game.” I began, pulling pictures out of the big envelope, “My supposed driver and assistant love going to clubs and watching girls cum,” I saw disgust lace on Maya's face but Mark had the opposite, “to be more precise, they enjoy watching when lesbians are having sex.”

“Look, I have months to figure this out. And are either of you ready to be a stepmother, since you clearly have your reason for who you want me to pick.” “Stepmother?” Rebecca asked. “Um…I mean I don’t um…I’m gonna get some food.” “I think I’ll join you.” Lisa agreed. It was now just me and another woman around my age. She just stared at me with intrigue. “You didn’t sleep with any of my baby daddies too, did you?” I asked. She shook her head. “They’re not my type.” “Something against handsome rich men?” “No I’m just a lesbian.” -- Lisa and Rebeca didn’t say much as we ate and the boys looked relieved.

" John began giggling thinking back to Ashley's sister who definitely wasn't unpleasant on the eyes or in the bedroom for that matter. "BECAUSE SHE'S A LESBIAN NOW! YOU ASSHOLE! RAAAAH!" Ashley felt spurred by rage when John was mentioning giving her sister a 'Good time.' and launched at him flying through the air. And let me tell you seeing a tiny five foot something woman who weighed little over one hundred pounds flying through the air at a man hovering over her at six foot something, quite comical. Especially when she began climbing him like King Kong climbing up that tower, but twice as fierce.

“The pure Atlantic forest makes fun of the A****n too! Lia and I were laughing so much that my stomach hurt, what a situation we face when we work in other people's homes. I recovered and did my work when we were going up the stairs to the bedrooms we came face to face with the hairy pussy, we couldn't stand it and we laughed a lot until he laughed but stopped so as not to let us feel embarrassed. “What are you laughing so hard about? “I will speak because I have freedom, Charles! You couldn't catch a clean woman and come and kiss me on the face, not with a twat stuck in her mouth.

he joked, since he had already seen that it was a chicken recipe. "Only if it's lesbian" I shamelessly followed her game and she laughed so nicely that it made me smile. At least I had made someone laugh today and not out of a mockery of my uselessness. "Lesbian, gay, amateur, threesomes or orgies, whatever you want, tell me I'm looking for it so you'll be pleased," she said raising her leg on the bed, brushing against me and causing my body to react in a good way.

A pillow under my ass, any thoughts of Cecil banished as Sarah gave me a long and exquisite tongue fuck. Inviting me to meet some of her girlfriends on Tuesday afternoon. Just as l had guessed they were all incredibly attractive lipstick lesbian, bi-sex women, beautifully groomed in designer clothing, three around my age, a fourth one Marie much younger in her mid-twenties. One of the women I recognized as an important politician with a husband on numerous business boards.

Rosa says as she raises an eyebrow in a dirty way. Lena chuckles “Don’t mess straight people, babe...” Lena says as she leans her hand on my thigh. “That's spaghetti till it's wet…” I raise an eyebrow as my eyes point to Rosa. Rosa scoffs “I may be a sick lesbian milf but I’ve got a couple of tricks to conquer girls!” Rosa says. “Damn…” I say in a high tone and chuckles. Rosa and Lena laughing hard… “I like your tits too!” Rosa says as she points her eyes to Lena.

Humans are different in this aspect as well, thought Lesley and Felicia. "Wow. This place is buzzing with stinky people." Lesley blurted out. A group of three women with face drenched in make up and black things mimicking a panda's eyes gave them the side eye. "Oh. From what knowledge I have from human books, these people are called the 'bitches'." Said Lesley yet again, making more people stop and stare at her. Some were about to confront them as well. Just before a man; supposedly the ugly woman's boyfriend was walking up to Lesley and Felicia when suddenly, Felicia dragged the Luna away from the scene. Holding back her laugh was the toughest thing she could ever have done.