Lesbian Funny Novels & Stories

We stayed cuddling, and we got to know each other better, basking in the euphoria of our shared orgasm. We talked, laughed, and had rounds after rounds of hot lesbian sex until we both dropped from exhaustion. Fuck. Should Bella become my next lesbian partner?

And if that didn’t, the hint of her being the relationship kind should do it. “You have quite the opinion of men.” He added. She gave a derisive laugh and turned a bend, the sanctity of Isabella's hotel room now only a few strides away. “So, you’re either an anti-male lesbian—” it was her turn to falter mid-step “—or you’ve been burned before. Which is it to be?” A lesbian… She laughed with reignited vigour. It wasn’t the first time she’d been mistaken as such. She found it quite flattering actually, but she wasn't going to tell him that.

I'm worried about the question. Luna slowly looked at me. "Are you a lesbian?" she asked me directly. I blinked at her question. I didn't intend to admit it but I slipped. Is there anything else I can do to get it back? I sat up and removed the blockage from my throat. I nodded. "Yes, I am a lesbian. There's nothing wrong with that, right?"

I couldn't stop feeling insecure when I saw how skinny they were; I felt like I was overweight even though I wasn't. Surprisingly, one of the female models began flirting with me. To my surprise, she was a lesbian, which didn't show because she didn't look like the typical lesbian who wears male clothing. Still, there are various categories within the LGBTQ community. "I'm sorry, but I am not..." I was going to say that I am not a lesbian when I was rudely interrupted by the female model next to her, who appeared to be her friend. "Oh, Jessica! Is your standard so low that you like someone like her? I mean, come on! How could you possibly like a staff that isn't all that attractive?" I overh

It was the closest thing to her home back on earth. A few of the spirits saw the goddess and invited her to join the party. Their lyre music and songs about the land battles and sea battles moved her. The playful jests and merriment dispelled her homesickness and made her laugh and smile in spite of herself. For once, Persephone found herself enjoying the moment in the Underworld. "You must have done a great deed," one of the heroes spoke to her. "That's why you are here with us." Persephone realized they didn't know she was a goddess. The maiden blushed in embarrassment.

The women let out a mocking laughter before moving toward her. “Worthless fool,” one sneered while another slapped her hard and burst into laughter. "My lady Luna, Is your body burning with anger now? Do you love the scene before you?" a blue-eyed woman asked sarcastically to her face. “All hail the Foolish Luna," another jeered. Loud laughter echoed around the room while the blonde who had just sucked her mate’s dick stepped close and licked her face. “He said you should watch carefully, bitch,” she whispered into her ear.

"Clothing optional?' Louisa asked, with a smirk. And she pulled her t-shirt straight over her head, damn she was cute and so fuckable... And so it was...some scenes I remember from that lost weekend... ... The girls' bodies are stretched across the bed, they're kissing deeply in a 'lesbian' embrace, their legs wide open, Jake and I are fucking them from opposite sides, then swapping around, his thick seven inches stretching my wife's cunt, my long nine inches penetrating his wife deeper than she'd ever been plumbed.. ...

My dating debacles seemed to bring all the women in my life together. Somehow, through no fault of my own, Veronica, Trish, Beck, Stella, and Roxie had all formed an alliance against my sexuality. One would think lesbians would welcome other women into their tribe, encourage them to explore the nether lips, embrace the love of estrogen-not my friends. The more time I spent with them, the closer we all became, which was great, except they'd united in a plight to return me to the heterosexual dating pool. I felt cheated, unwanted. I threatened to call the LGBTQ Human Alliance about their discrimination, to which they all found great humor.

There was a subtle chill in Levi’s smile, “And this logic of yours is really interesting. Are you implying that you yourself are actually a lesbian?” Maery threw the other an inquiring look; thus Levi elaborated, “…sat on top of my impressive package for so long, yet where is that… what’s that you ladies call it? A ‘lady boner’? If you are not gay, where is your lady boner, huh?” Maery, “…” （ ﾟДﾟ）’…alright, he got me there.’ That was indeed a huge package, but when she remembered the owner… ai, she really couldn’t “get it up”!

And with that, I start to lose hope. "Ha, 'lesbian.'" I look up to find an overly high Sebastian chuckling to himself. He rubs his bloodshot eyes as his laughter continues to grow stronger. "Holy shit, that's actually really funny! Because your name is 'Leslie,' but if you take out the ending and put in 'bian' it comes out as...as-" And then Sebastian is laughing so hard he is wheezing. Wheezing, gasping, clutching onto his stomach for relief before rolling over on the limo seat and holding onto his torso, face red as a tomato.