Lesbian Funny Novels & Stories

But she was thoroughly not attracted to me. She never laughed at my jokes, even the good ones that everyone else thought were funny. She hardly ever even looked at me. It was excruciating. And of course, as arrogant dudes do when they get that completely stonewalled, I decided that she had to be a lesbian. I can be a jerk sometimes. Sue me.

“What do you mean by that?” "Lipstick lesbian means, they are lesbian but wearing usual lady-like." I nodded at what she said. I didn't know that was my lesbian identity. All I know is being a lesbian is that a woman wearing a man’s clothes and acting like a man. "Welcome to the club!" She hugs me after her congratulatory speech. When she broke her hug with me it was as if we were even closer to each other. The two of us lost our shyness until we gradually became comfortable.

“You go for girls who aren’t playing with a full deck?” I look at him and roll my eyes. “I’m so not in the mood for lesbian jokes today. ” “Huh. I thought it was pretty funny. ” He eats another gummy bear. “I thought you were finally loosening up with me last night, but looks like I need to work my magic a little harder. ”

Nicole blurted out and her words disgusted me all of a sudden, those words always makes me wet and we usually finger each other, gosh I've done dirty things for the sake of being a lesbian. "Get the fuck out of my room and never show your face here, I am no more a lesbian, Get the fuck out of this room now!" I screamed and she burst out laughing walking closer to me, her sight and everything she does now irritates me, she touched my boobs pressing it hard,I got so annoyed and landed a resounding slap on her cheeks and she gasped glaring at me with her burning gaze.

I had a bacon cheeseburger, and Lauren had a chicken Caesar wrap. As we finished up, Lauren surprised me. "You know, if I were to ever go lesbo, it would be with someone who has a body like Leah's," she said casually. "Whoa," I said, smiling. "Do I have anything to be worried about? Maybe I should stop leaving the two of you home alone." "Shut up," Lauren said, embarrassed. "You know what I mean. I'm not a lesbo. I was just saying, if I were to ever ... experiment ... well, I've never been turned on by a girl before, but Leah is fucking hot."

“Too bad when the pretty ones turn out to be angry lesbos” “Too bad when the handsome ones … no wait … never mind, it doesn’t apply to you”. I turn to Cynamon. “Sorry ... I hope it was okay, but those guys were like totally ogling your boobs and I am not you know ... and angry lesbian ... angry sometimes but not a lesbian. I have nothing against those, most are not at all angry. I just prefer men ... but ...”. “It’s okay”. She holds up her hand with a small giggle. “And I didn't think you were a lesbian”.

I guess she’s as guilty as charged but still… “Don’t you dare talk to my friend my that,” I said in Charlie’s defense. Heather turned towards me with a snare. It was funny to see her tilt her head up to look at me. “And she brought her lesbian friend to peep under my skirt too.” I scoffed. “If I wanted to peep up anyone’s skirt it wouldn’t be yours. I bet you stink like a fish.” Some of the people, including Lola laughed at that until they were silenced by Heather’s kill glare.

she then takes another bite of the cake. The laugh that I hear from Jacob is contagious. "What's so funny?" She raised a brow at us. "Ahh. You guys aren't telling me something. What was it? Spill the tea, bitch!" And Lola snapped a finger in the air. Like for real. Totally gay. "Oh, God, Lola! You're making my stomach hurts," I clenched my stomach. I can't stop laughing right now.

Harper smiled at me like I’d hung the moon. Jamie snapped their fingers in support. Leah fist pumped. Dani whispered, “Slay.” Then Sienna spoke. “I used to think ‘queer’ fit me better,” she said softly. “But now I think lesbian fits too. Like it doesn’t feel scary anymore.” I nudged her. “Because you have amazing taste in girlfriends.” She snorted so loudly someone dropped a pen. The meeting kept going people sharing stories, tiny wins, and stupid moments. Leah talked about her crush on the girl who works at Smoothie King.

“Are you delusional, Charmaine? If you were going to Photoshop something to piss me off, at least make it realistic! “Everyone knows how infatuated Aaron is with his wife. It’s public knowledge that they have two kids and that he keeps her out of the public eye. “How stupid do you have to be to try getting a reaction out of me using him? “What makes you think someone like Aaron would marry someone like you, huh?” Isabelle came over to ‘persuade’ me as well. “Enough, Charmaine. Haven’t you thrown a big enough tantrum already? We all know how much you love Jared. You were his most loyal dog, weren’t you? “If you want to be his, then learn to suck up your ego and apologize.”