Little Joke Book Kill Tony Novels & Stories

Akira answered monotonously. “You’re a non-believer, that’s why you’ll look sixty in two years.” Tonya pointed a perfectly manicured nail at Akira’s forehead and smiled dreamily, like a Hollywood actress in a black and white movie. “I don’t regret anything. I’m dead and I still look like a million dollars.” “Didn’t you die from a boob job gone wrong?” Akira deadpanned. “You sure you don’t regret anything?” “Grumpy, grumpy, grumpy.” Tonya spun and walked around the living room, before pointing at the blue box placed on the coffee table. “Oh honey, still a smoker? No wonder you have an attitude.”

Kayson shook his head to decline Beatrice’s offer. Kayson summoned Kayson to play a game of chess with him. While they were playing chess, Liam, who was scrolling his phone, suddenly gasped in surprise and said, “Dad, Tony from the Allen family is dead!” Hugh, who was planning his next move attentively, raised his head in an instant. “Who? Tony Turner?” He found it incredulous! Sadie also widened her mouth in astonishment because she had heard of the well-known name before. Liam’s expression was filled with disbelief. “Dad, Tony is a skilled fighter of the highest quality, and he managed to defeat more than ten special service veterans in the past. I didn’t expect that he’d die so suddenly.”

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe." The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard. After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter. "CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!" She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"

I tap my finger against the corner of the table and rotate the chair from side to side. He nods his head as his smile turns cold, reminding me why people fear these brothers. Deep down under a caring and warm man lies a sick bastard who wouldn't think twice before skinning someone alive. _________________________________________________________________ "Daniel will be so fucking pissed when we hear about all this because he had missed all other real fun." Tony slaps his thigh and laughs loudly, "Man, I can't wait to tell him how much fun we had. From now onwards, I am team Luna because there is no way Alpha would have let me cut anyone's finger just because I felt like it."

It looked like it would collapse, if any external force is applied on it. "Why this place?" I asked Tony as I followed him to the building. "So that, if you kill her and discard her body, no one will know about it." He stated proudly, with a hint of amusement in his voice. Did he take what he said to be some kind og joke or what? "That's not funny." I retorted. "Okay, there she is. I will stand by the door." He pointed to a figure tied up at the corner of the dimly lit room?

“You're going to be up there in the lights, poles and all. You're going to dance for the guy and then he's kind of expected to pick you and yeah, screw your brains out.” “Tony.” Lala smacked his bare chest. “Ow.” Tony joked in a sensual way. “Shut up.” She focused on me. “Just try not to think about it. Just move your body and don't look at them. Those leeches have no thought process, like Tony here.” “Hey, at least I pull both sides.” Tony jabbed. He looked at me through the mirror. “If it helps I can give you a pro tip. The crazies love the drinks.”

“You what, Sidney? You never said that—that I’m a toy? You didn’t mean it?” Sidney’s lips continued to wag in the air yet could not assemble the right syllables. “How?” she finally managed. Tony slammed his hands down on the table, rattling the beer bottles, and released a guttural laugh. He hopped to his feet and pranced in a circle beside the table as he giggled. Sidney flinched at first until the startle dissolved into plain bewilderment. “Oh, you dumb bitch,” he chuckled. “You told me. You fucking told me yourself.”

“It was too good, like the G-spot orgasm on steroids.” “Ewwww,” Zach says. “Sorry,” I say to him, but I reach to Tony. “It was good.” “Yeah, but I don’t think I will do it again,” Tony gives me weak smile. “I am sorry, my Love. It was a prank that went too far.” “Turning me on was a prank?” I ask, faking shock and outrage. Tony laughs. I smile at him. “Hey, Kid, look at me,” Zach says, making me look at him. “You okay?”

All I could do was again slowly shake my head at her antics. “Tonight, the one and only loveable arsehole, it has been decided that we shall be watching the wonderful and amazing………..Deadpool.” Sounding like a salesman pitching his merchandise, our friend Tony answered with enthusiasm and matching Pops’ endearment towards others. Tony was a bit of your average wolf; five foot eleven, dark hair, shaved back and sides, slightly longer on top and left to do its own thing tonight, a lean build and toned muscles just like everyone else because of all the exercising we do.

Tony was right behind him as he spoke. "Did you just audibly say the word 'gasp' at me? Hahahaaaaaa, dork! Hmmm, might I suggest something else to be blown?" Tony couldn't help but crack a wide smile when he heard Dillon snort and chuckle. "For fuck's sake, haha! You did not! Ugh, raunchy 'dad jokes' now? Ahaha!" "Well, half-dad joke, haha." Tony grabbed Dillon's proffered hand and hopped down the last few feet of the incline onto the ground.