Liver Puns Novels & Stories

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

I manage, clutching my stomach because apparently, my body forgot how to laugh quietly. “Oh, come on, Luna , you know you love my puns. Don’t act like you don’t.” She leans in, her voice going all mock-serious, like she’s sharing some sacred wisdom. “In fact, I bet the Alpha could use a good pun to lighten up a bit, huh?” At the mention of Trix, I feel this weird jolt in my chest. Which, ugh, is just great . I roll my eyes, brushing it off like it’s no big deal.