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My Hot Step Brother Wants Me

My Hot Step Brother Wants Me

“Are you watching p**n in there?” _______________
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Rejected: The Lycan's King Fated Mate

Rejected: The Lycan's King Fated Mate

Part 1: Veyren Learning "Normal" Life With the Pack** Day 13. Veyren had never peeled a potato. He stared at the knife, then at the potato, then at Kael. “Why is it shaped like that?” Kael snorted. “Potatoes don’t care about your opinions. Just don’t cut your fingers.” Veyren tried. The peel came off in one long strip. He looked up, surprised. “Ice makes things clean. This is… messy.”
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Alpha’s Obsession

Alpha’s Obsession

I sighed "I’m no longer hungry." "I know but please let me cook something for you, even if it’s just an omelet." "I’m not really into omelets." "Then I will make potato balls." He suggested "Potato balls?" I questioned "Yeah, potatoes are good for the health, the skin too." "Potato balls" I cleared "Yeah, that’s not a good idea." He chuckled I smiled turning to leave but before I could he clutched my hand, his touch gave me a 'shock' which made me instantly draw my hand away from his.
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Salty Sugar Baby

Salty Sugar Baby

"Would you still date me if I were a potato?" Oh dear, another one of her random questions. Sometimes it is just for fun, sometimes she actually wants to test me. Oh dear God, which one is it now? "What kind of potato, Baby?" I need more information to get this right. "Mhmmm, just a potato." Nope, that answer did not help me figuring this thing out. Okay, let's handle this like a professional. "Is it sweet potato? Gold? Or the purple one?" "Why? Does it matter?"
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No Divorce For Us, Mrs. Godfrey

No Divorce For Us, Mrs. Godfrey

Jeanette was standing in the kitchen, staring dazedly at the pot of burnt potatoes, looking exasperated. ‘I’m such an idiot! I’ve actually managed to burn potatoes… by boiling them. This is completely unheard of! It’s all my fault for being so careless. I left the potatoes to boil and ran off to do something else. I was so busy that I completely forgot about them, until two minutes ago, when I smelled the burnt potatoes. Then I remembered that mine and Felix’s dinner was in that pot. All of the water had actually evaporated!’
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YOU WILL NEVER BE MY GOD, FELIX.

YOU WILL NEVER BE MY GOD, FELIX.

Scott announced, faking a smile. “But they are pulling each other's hair,” the police captain pointed out. “Oh,” I muttered, laughing awkwardly, “Ignore them, it's their love language.” “Why would I be in love with this sex-starved idiot?” Greg asked angrily. Nikita scoffed, “Can you all hear the potato talking, or is it just me? You should be in the kitchen, washed and prepared to be fried or boiled. If only you had been born when God made the ten commandments, he would have used you to make it eleven… thou shalt not look like a potato!”
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He Is Mine

He Is Mine

He called out to me as he entered and I answered from the kitchen. “Ooh, you're cooking today. That's so hot,” Liam squealed as he spotted me in my boxer briefs. I chuckled in response, “I'm done. Hope you like fondant potatoes.” “Fondant potatoes? Don't tell me you're going all fancy on me?!” Liam squealed again. He'd bought some chocolates, soda, and a few other bits and bobs. “Fondant potatoes aren't fancy, Liam,” I argued half heartedly.
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FEMALE APHA'S STOLEN BIRTHRIGHT

FEMALE APHA'S STOLEN BIRTHRIGHT

She’d never eaten elk before but assumed that stew meat was stew meat. In the fridge she found carrots, onions, and celery. Now all she needed were potatoes. They weren’t in the fridge or on the counters; they weren’t on top of the fridge or under the sink. Anyone as well stocked as Toby was bound to have potatoes somewhere unless he hated potatoes. She was bent over with her head in a lower cupboard singing softly, “Where oh where have my little potatoes gone,” when the sound of a cell phone made her jerk her head up and
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His Goddess Chosen Luna

His Goddess Chosen Luna

Oh Aria how much youd be going insane right now over this handsome man. "How does potato soup sound to you?" Loren says turning towards me, a smirk appearing on his face, as he caught me staring at me agian. "Potato soup sounds wonderful." I squeak looking down quickly.I havent had potato soup since I was a child. My mom used to make it for me all the time, it was one of my favorite things to eat. "Okay potato soup it is, ill make enough for all of us. Wonder where the two dimwhits are." Loren says grabbing milk, heavy cream, butter, carrots and celery out of the fridge setting it down on the counter.
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Lorena {My C.E.O baby}

Lorena {My C.E.O baby}

that’s great and new for me. “It smells delicious.” I commented. “Don’t kid me around, this isn’t real food.” Janet sulked at the pot. “I am serious, it does smell lovingly. What are you cooking?” “You mean what did I cook?” I nod in reply. “Just potatoes and eggs." ‘hmm… potatoes and egg, same food item I got last week. Very coincidental’ “Beautiful combination but I like my eggs mixed with the potatoes. They taste better.” “Good thing I am not a cook, but I have that noted already. I need the plates now, we better dig in before it gets cold with this weather going on.”
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I've come across so many hilarious 'Lord of the Rings' memes featuring potatoes that it's hard to pick my favorites. One variation that always cracks me up is the one where Samwise Gamgee passionately declares, 'Sméagol is a sulking little brat! All he wants to do is steal my potatoes!' This captures both Sam's love for potatoes and the oddball nature of the story, highlighting that even in a world of danger and doom, potatoes are a source of both humor and comfort.

Another gem is the mashup of Frodo holding the One Ring, accompanied by the caption, 'One does not simply walk into Mordor without bringing potatoes!' This riff on Boromir's famous line perfectly blends the seriousness of the quest with the light-heartedness of a love for spuds. It gets me every time, showing there's always room for humor, even when the stakes are high.

Then there's the classic 'My precious' meme, but with the variation of Gollum hoarding a pile of potatoes instead of his ring; he panics, shouting, 'They're mine! All mine!' It's such a goofy twist on a pivotal scene, turning his obsession into something relatable for all potato lovers out there. The versatility of memes is truly impressive, and I love how they can take iconic moments and spin them into something fresh and funny.

One final favorite has to be the image of Sam cooking up a pot of potatoes with the quote, 'I will not part with my spuds!' accompanied by his serious face. It’s like he knows the true motivation behind the Fellowship's journey—all those hot and buttery potatoes awaiting him. These memes just make me appreciate the beautiful absurdity of 'LOTR' even more, showing how fans find joy and humor in the direst of circumstances.

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