Love Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

The way he said it disgusted me, making me roll my eyes in disappointment, did I look that cheap, and why were men always acting like this? His pick-up line was on level zero, he wasn't even able to impress me. "What do you say?" He still insisted with a naughty smirk on his face, and my answer to him was a simple no. I told him I wasn't interested, neither was I ready to face any questions that he had to ask because I wanted to be with someone else tonight, and not him. "Are you sure, I'm pretty big down there…" he was trying to act enticing, but instead of paying any attention to him, I gulped down the drink the water had given to me, dripping the glass for another round.

Sarah's words resonated with Gianna, and she lifted her face to ask, "How can I do that?" "Have you ever cooked for him?" "No." "Have you surprised him by taking him out? Like showing up at his office right after work and offering to drive him home? Or you can come up with numerous exciting ways to be close to him. By doing so, he will love you even more than before. This isn't a lost cause. Sometimes, rephrase his love messages and send them back to him. These messages will remind him of the emotions he had for you. Don't let his current negativity consume you. Remember, he was once a nice guy with amazing pickup lines."

“Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Huh?” “You know what?” He started talking again, but I shook my head. “I don’t think I want to know.” “I must be a snowflake because I have fallen for you.” “Alright.” I groaned, refusing to entertain this man again because it seemed he had come prepared with a bunch of pickup lines. “Focus on the event.” I whispered harshly, looking pointedly at the front. “Yes, my love.” I shot him a glare, but inside, my heart was doing flips, and I was barely holding it together because Toby just called me his love.

I stumble over my words. “I love you and want you to be happy. Just think about what I said.” “Fine, I’ll think about it.” “And feel free to send me any pictures of that sexy man holding a baby. You know I’m a sucker for hot guys holding babies. And puppies. Or reading or holding a cup of coffee.” “So just hot men in general?” I laugh. “Guilty. I’m about to get in a cab, talk soon, though, okay?”

“What did the old lady do?” Leo chuckles, revealing his pearly white teeth. “She said the young lady making the coffee disrespected her, but when I heard the whole story, she didn't.” “She shouldn't embarrass women that way.” “Yeah, yeah.” Leo says, “now, back to the story. What was your favorite line?” “Hmm,” I swallow down the coffee in my mouth, eyes lighting up as I recall the line. “Even if you die a million times, I'll keep finding you, my love. Our souls are tied, not even time can break us.”

Romeo nodded and said, "different things work for different girls so I'll just mention all that I know. If you want to make a girl fall in love with you, the first thing you need to do is give her money, lots of it. You should be ready to apologize even if you haven't done anything wrong. You need to say loving words to her all the time and give her compliments. Don't forget to tell her that she's the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.

It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.

He shrugged and faked a yawn while stretching his limbs out, which made him raise my phone higher, "This is not going anywhere." "ELLIOT!" I whined loudly and gave him my best pout. "You know what you gotta do." And with that, I once again froze on my spot. That is his favorite line when we were dating because that means that I have to beg him for me to get something I want. And I'm not talking about the "pretty please with a cherry on the top" or "pretty please with a dolphin half unicorn with fairy dust all over" kind of begging, but the type of beg where I have to say three different things that I love about him.

She bawled and I couldn't help but laugh maniacally. "If you are referring to my compliment as a weird pick-up line, then I promise you it's not. It's just a sincere compliment from my heart..." "As if you have a heart." She mumbled to herself, interrupting my speech. I ignored her comment and continued, "And I'm not going to fuck you because I want to, I'm going to make love to you because you want me to." I concluded. "Oh, really? And what makes you think I will ever want that?" She wondered in disbelief.

It happened every time she was over emotional and sometimes had to calm herself down to be able to talk. “Have you told him?” “Told him that I d…don’t love him?” queried Rhea puzzled. “Yes dumbo!” “Errm no I never even had the chance. But wouldn’t you think it obvious by the way I’m acting? I mean if I loved him back, aren’t I supposed to appear more willing than I am actually?” she asked clearly surprised that her friend would ask her such irrelevant questions. “Oh, I don’t know. Love is not always rational,” said Zoey enigmatically and when Rhea looked at her friend with a frown, she continued. “Who knows? Maybe he loves you so much that he is still hoping that you might change your mind.”