Love Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Aiden and Lucas gagged beside me as I glared at them. "Is your name g****e?" I asked her with a stupid smile. She is making me talk about stupid things that I thought I never talk in life. She is making me do this for her. All those cheesy lines and romantic kinds of stuff, things that I do for love. "Is this another kind of cheesy pick up line?" I can imagine a small smile with one eyebrow quirked on her face. "Finish it!" She said and I said, "Because you have everything I've been searching for." I whispered. I could hear a sharp intake of her breath as she groaned out.

"If you know what I mean." "I don't... oh, yeah that." "See, I knew you could stop being dense." "I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem." "Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."

Clint was wearing a hospital gown, down on one knee, asking, “Miss Zia Martin, My Sweet Lips. I love you like crazy. You are the apple of my eye. You’re the cheese to my macaroni. You’re the coffee to my morning. You’re the frosting on my cupcake. You’re the avocado to my toast. You’re the sunshine in my rainstorm. You’re the bacon to my eggs. You’re the remote to my TV.” He gasped before resuming, “You’re the spark in my plug. You’re the algorithm to my code. You’re the oxygen to my lungs.” Everyone laughed, but Clint resumed, “You’re the key to my encryption. You’re the star in my constellation. You’re the plot twist in my story. You’re the variable to my equation -” “Cut it out!” Zia scol

Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines? “Tricycle ka ba?” Someone cleared their throat habang nag koru ang mga kasama ko sa isang ‘Ohh!’. Takang hinanap ko ng tingin si Donna. Her expression was epic, half amused and halfed scared. Hindi ko maipaliwanag ang kaba. May ginawa na naman akong kahihiyan? “No.” S***a, Gen. I gasped, my eyes widened with disbelief when my gaze landed in Prince Liam’s direction. All serious while holding the mic. P**a, self. You just asked the most inappropriate pick-up lines of the most respected man in the country. His Royal Highness Prince Liam.

I asked. “Oh, I know that pick-up line. You’re gonna ask me if I’m gay and then if I said no, you’re gonna said, ‘Prove it!’ and then I will kiss you and after that, you’ll fall in love with me, next to it is you’ll cry cause I don’t love you and then blame me after everything so yes, I’m gay. Got a—“ “Hey! Where are you going?” he shouted after realizing that I just walked out on him. He talked too much, maybe he’s really gay?

What's the essence of that contract if he keeps breaking the rules? "Myrtle, even before that contract, I already love you. You can't do anything about it," he replied and looked at me. Why is he so good at his words? Goodness! To change the topic, I immediately asked him another question. "Since you have a lot of money, do you think money can buy happiness?" "No." "Why?" "Because you're priceless." Huh? Did he just tell me a pick-up line? WAS THAT A PICK-UP LINE? I JUST HEARD FROM MR. SEAN KALIX ACKERMAN?

“…Honey, you know how much I love you, right…? There’s nobody on this planet whom I love more, and to be honest, no man is as superior as you are, so why would I even bother with other men…?” “…Hey… Could you please stop being mad at me…? It was really hard for me to sneak in here, you know…?” “…Fine. However, since it was so difficult for you to come over, why don’t we enjoy ourselves a little…?”

If he's smart, he'd back off. Dylan thought "someone" was a guy. Hopefully, he'd think so as well. And I'm back to thinking about him. Ugh. It's the weird pizza guy's fault. I cringe my nose and frown, tapping my feet impatiently. "If you were here with me, I'd never leave your side. Not for a second." Gross. That's hand's down the worse pickup line I've gotten in a while. Seriously? "Thank you." I mumble, biting my bottom lips in annoyance. Fuck, when will this pizza get off the fricking oven?

Love. Love. Love.

He opened up to me last night! I hope we remain good together. It would be a shame for the both of us to separate after the talk last night. I opened the paper to read. Dear Dalia, Roses are red, Sky is blue, Of them all, I love you. My cheeks became suddenly hot and I folded the letter. What was that? It was the most cliche thing I have ever heard. Couldn't he find better pick up lines? I chuckled at the thought of him researching just to make me happy. His serious face and all…