Novel & Cerita Lucu Banget Gila

"What are you trying to send? Let me do it." "Lucian, are you a dog in heat?"

“It’s not that master, I just didn’t think it would be important” “Well it is”. Lucifer said. Even though the noises from the crowd of people could deafen the ears of anyone, Gadreel could hear the firm voice of Lucifer, clearer than any of the other voices surrounding them. “Very well sir. Your boy discovered something wonderful. Something we thought you lost”. Lucifer abruptly stopped. “What is it?”

She stated and rolled dangerous eyes at Luc whose face was starting to turn red in fury. "He's mentally ill and must be saying things out of the illusion he has in his brains about me. Luc is sick in the head, he is not normal at all" Liliana added and turned back to stare at Luc who hadn't moved from his position because the gun was still pointed at him. He knew very well who he was dealing with, she would not hesitate to pull the trigger as soon as he made any funny movements. Liliana looked up at Connor desperately, "Say something Connor, tell me you don't believe him. Say that he is speaking thrash" Liliana whined but Connor's eyes were glued to the gun in her hand.

Genius. Biglang nag vibrate ang phone ko at pasimple kong kinuha iyon sa bulsa ko. Binuksan ko siya sa ilalim ng mesa para hindi halata. From: pandak (Wade) Hey, you listen ok? Pag ikaw nakuha ulit atensyon mo, di na kita ililigtas

Siya ulit. "Iihh! Ako nakakuha nito, eh! Tsaka favorite ko si Rilakkuma noh! Ayoko, pororo!" Parang bata kong saad. Ganito naman talaga ako pagKAIBIGAN ko na ang isang tao, kung tao ba tong kasama ko o hayop, pero hindi naman ako masyadong showy. Medyo lumalabas lang ang pagkamasayahin side ko. "Bilis na! Para memories natin sa isa't-isa!"

Sa isip-isip ni Limuel. Nang dumating ito ay balak niyang komprontahin. Kahit magwala ulit ito, kaso hindi niya magawa kasi tulala ang dalaga. Tahimik, isang emosyon na hindi pamilyar si Limuel kung paano atakihin. Aaaah! Gustong sabunutan ni Limuel ang sarili. Women drive me crazy! She drives me crazy! Hindi naman siya naging ganito ka-concern sa iba niyang naging girlfriends kapag nagkakaroon siya ng away sa mga ito.

The rest of the group burst into laughter at the savage comment. “Hmph. Can’t you even compliment me? I woke up early just to buy this bikini,” Luciana said, her tone tinged with hurt. “Please, I’m gay! That body does absolutely nothing for me,” Ruffa said, folding his arms. “And can you not cling to me today? It’s my birthday. How am I supposed to attract any hot guys with you hanging around like a walking scandal?”

She paused, then added with a smirk, “And maybe try not to look so scary when you talk to her. You’ve got that whole ‘brooding warrior’ thing going on, and it’s not exactly comforting.” Marcus glared at her, but there was no real heat behind it. “I’m not brooding,” he muttered. “You don't look scary when you glare at me like that though” Lila smiled. “You look like a big baby”. “Oh, be quiet, I don't have a “brooding warrior” thing going on” Marcus said softly. Lila grinned. “Sure you’re don't. Just… try to smile or something. You know, like a normal person.”

[Jeanne was being annoying. [LUCIAN: Mm. So you’re not avoiding me?] [ME: Why would I avoid you?] Three dots appeared almost immediately and I paused, my full attention focused on the floating tab. [LUCIAN: Then come downstairs.] My stomach flipped violently. I quickly came up with a dumb line. [ME: Can’t do that. I have diarrhea.] A few laughing emojis flooded my screen and I almost passed out. Lucian using emojis? I never dreamed of that yet!

Rara gave you a kiss. Gerald : Long and double kiss. Play for up to 5 rounds. Until limp. I glared, laughed to myself, saw a popcorn boyfriend who had a strange disease. Miss Rara : You're Crazy! I replied to the message, and he is crazy. Somehow his brain works. Gerald : 😝😝😝 I don't want to know, tomorrow Kiss will go limp. I just smiled and shook my head. "Exciting right, what's on your cellphone?" Reprimand Mas Rangga.