Divorced My Cheating Husband, Married A Billionaire
Maxwell said, showing a small-sized shirt that read: [I Survived the Max Attack!
“Oh my god!” Dawn cracked up.
The other shirts read:
For Maxwell: [Captain D]
For Dawn: [His Favorite Port]
“I have extra-large condoms,” Maxwell added, pulling out a box. “With a message from Mom?”
From where Dawn was seated, she could read the message. It said:
[Go big or go home, Max. Proud of you! Love, Mom]
“Fuck,” he shook his head.
“There’s a custom pill organizer with—” Maxwell frowned, opening the pill box. “Viagra! Goddammit, Mom! I don’t need this stuff!”