How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
Black panda eyes, bright red cheeks, and a white strip from his nose down to his chin.
“I hope so, too.” I smiled politely and looked at the others. They were all very studiously looking elsewhere.
“I’m Cordibar the Tremendous, magician and sage. Perhaps you’ve heard of me?”
On hearing the word magician I suddenly perked up. For someone like me with poor fighting skills and a terrible physique, there was only one way to become OP — learn magic.
I shuffled along the bench. “You can do magic?”
“Of course. Birthdays, parties, functions of all sorts — Cordibar will keep your guests entertained!” He twirled his hands and produced a rather limp bouquet of flowers out of nowhere. Or possibly from h