The Island
"Christ, if I'd known you were gonna read us a fucking rule book I'd have put my fucking iPod on."
"What happened to me being your match-making mother-fucking hero?" Mark asked.
"Just imagine this picture, right, of the worlds funkiest, sexiest wallpaper, right, and then put ten supermodels in it, butt-naked, holding up Megan Fox with her fucking legs wide open, ramming a monster fucking dildo up her ass and telling you 'This is so I'm ready for your cock', right?" Ant licked his lips and nodded. "Can you imagine that Mark? Can you?"
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