She Tried to Bury Me, I Blew Her Life Up
As a dive engineer, I need to go down into the shaft to retrieve a drill bit in order to speed up construction on the 800-million-dollar construction project before Independence Day.
Little do I know that I've barely made my way down the shaft when I realize I don't have enough oxygen to last the journey.
Amid my panic, I completely lose my sense of direction. So, I dig out my wireless radio in an attempt to communicate with my fiancee, Viola Jenkins.
But all I hear is her laughter over the radio.
"Aren't you all high and mighty, Elden? I'd like to see how long you can last underwater without oxygen!"
Her first love, Ron Carey, adds, "Just sit back and watch the show, Viola! He'll definitely beg you to open the manhole cover for him when the time comes!"
That's when I realize Viola and Ron have allied together to kill me. Not only have they closed the manhole cover, but they've also cut off my life-saving oxygen supply.
After ensuring that the manhole cover cannot be moved at all, I begin crying for help weakly into the radio.
"Hurry… Open the cover for me… I'm running out of oxygen…"
Viola's contemptuous voice drifts from the radio. "It's only been five minutes. Why are you playing the pity card already? This is Ron's first time in a construction site, so he's inhaling some oxygen from the canister because he's already lacking in oxygen. You can wait for a while.
"If you have the time to moan about the lack of oxygen, you might as well use it to retrieve the drill bit. Stop dilly-dallying around, Elden! You seriously think I'll keep you around if you don't pull your weight around here?"
With gnashed teeth, I cover 65 feet downward in the shaft. With the last bit of oxygen in my lungs, I place my hands on the drill bit that's stuck in the deepest part of the shaft that can determine whether or not the 800-million-dollar construction project will be a hit or miss.
I'd like to see if Viola and Ron will be able to reap the benefits from this project just by killing me off in the shaft!