How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
Nothing.
The priestess nodded and her Farrah Fawcett hair didn’t move at all. I’ve seen helmets with more give.
“We are the virgins of the One True God. No man shall touch us, all shall bow to the One True God.”
I leaned towards Maurice. “I think it’s okay. I think they’re lesbians.”
“You can’t say that,” said Maurice, his eyes darting around guiltily.
“I’m not saying it’s a bad thing, but virgins, no man touching, giant dildo on a stick...”