Memes Grumpy Cat Novels & Stories

“Cat… I am not replacing the entire band. I’m sorry, but I can’t get rid of everyone else because you don’t want to get along with them.” “Don’t want to get along with them? Bree, I’ve done everything I can to try to get along with them. They’re a bunch of chauvinist pigs!” “Are you talking about us?” Griffin asked from a few seats away. “Nobody is talking to you!” Cat shouted back. “Calm down, Cat,” Bree said. “It’s fine, Griff.” “No, no it’s not!” Cat spat back. “I was just telling Bree how awful you three were today and how I had to leave before lunch because I couldn’t put up with your bullshit anymore!”

"Someone hotter and less grumpy for me to do this with?" Lily's response was blunt. "Arc's the ugly, deformed waiter you kissed at your father's gala after finding out about your ex's infidelity." Chelsea winced. "Thanks for the reminder." "You needed it," Lily said. "Kevin's stealing the spotlight, and even Larry's Italian charm is overshadowing your drama. Those memes aren't helping. Almost ten memes of you crying that night has surfaced, including one with a thundercloud hovering over your head." Chelsea's anxiety spiked. Being meme-ified meant you were either ridiculously silly or famously notorious. Chelsea knew he'd become a meme for both reasons.

She couldn't believe how rude he had been, and she hoped she never had to meet such a fellow again. How can a person be so grumpy? With his questionable mustache; that face was imprinted in her mind. He nagged like a woman and wouldn’t admit he was wrong. Rachel sighs and tries to push the thought of him away from her mind, she knew that the real reason she was angry was because of the canceled interview, but she was still mad at Mr. Grumpy. As she tried to take her blouse off, she struggled to get the buttons undone. She was so angry and frustrated that her hands were shaking. Finally, she managed to get the buttons undone and pulled the shirt over her head.

Grumpy mate of mine. "Oh, he is!" I replied, feeling so fucking happy.

A slight chuckle tore through my throat at Mia’s comment, be rest assured she'd do that. I stifle my chuckle and reply. “I won't forget that. Goodnight, Mia.” I kill the call and shrug into the bed, pulling the sheets over my head and groaning underneath it. Mr. Grumpy’s blank, emotionless face visualizes in my head. His spiteful glare each time he looks at me, like he could barely breathe the same air with me. He despises me that much. Well, the feeling is mutual. I can barely stand him either.

Get rid of him or I'll hurt him. WHAT'S WITH THE CAT EMOJI?! DAMN SAINT.

Grey groaned, ready to complain about his already growling stomach. "I have a stupid idea."

I glanced down. Craig 🩶 I froze for a moment. A simple notification, a tiny rectangle on a screen, and suddenly the room felt warmer, quieter, even though the crew and my manager were still right there. I opened it. Craig Hey, T. I just saw this meme and thought of you… A picture of a cat laying on his back tongue out done with life. The corners of my mouth lifted on their own. An effortless smile spread across my face, the kind I didn’t have to think about the cameras on me, the fans reaction or the pressure of always being perfect.

I'm pretty sure I would remember if I tapped that. My fuck me face turns into a confused look as he gives me a little chuckle. “You don't remember Grizzly Adams?”

Another gruff voice filled the atmosphere. Then, a thunderous ray of lightning broke from the sky, a tidal wave crashed to the Gramps, wetting him from top to the bottom. The cat got thrown off guard and landed straight on Matt much to his displeasure—she licked his arm with satisfaction, and he groaned in frustration. Opting to remove the cat from his body, she held on as firm as ever, digging her claws in him. Her motive probably was to stick her nail inside his skin until he bled to death. She’s a beastie, not ready to give up to the two err one visible or the other invisible masters of evil. It would serve the demons right, if a small baby animal could wipe them clean from their vindicti