Memes Valentines Day Jokes Novels & Stories

Jared, nudged Lorenzo and whispered, “We have to do something to cheer Mom up. She’s been like this all day.” The younger of the two nodded in agreement, a small pout on his face as he studied his mom. “But what can we do?” Valentina, who had been quietly observing, piped up, “I have an idea! Let’s make her a surprise!” The boys’ eyes lit up with excitement as they eagerly awaited Valentina’s plan. “We can each make a card for her,” Valentina continued. “We’ll fill them with drawings and write down all the things we love about her. And then, we’ll pick some flowers from the garden to go with them.”

they laughed. “yeah, we're now dating”. “wow”. Val shouted jumping and hugging her friend so tight. Julius smiled “i can't breath”. Juliet whispered. “oops, sorry baby girl” “now i can finally hug you ”. Julius rolled his eyes going to hug her. “the equation is balanced now”. Val said spreading her hands obviously attracting different eyes. “i'm so happy for you best ”. Julius smiled. “my friend is dating a bad boy so i can now look for trouble in peace”.

old man:- okay I will tell you how I meet your aunt when I was in university, I usually hang out with my friends, I won't lie but I am just an average student, one day we are 3 friends make a plan to go inside girl dorm. ariel:- are you a god or something, you make a plan to go inside the girl dorm, do you have something perverted in mind. old man:- my friend makes his first and the last girlfriend, it was the day love called valentines day, this day is famous in your nation too, you might know about it.

Quickly. It's my birthday soon, 10 hours to be exact. I'm still at school, second lunch ended a while a go. One hour to go, and then it's the end of another dreadful Thursday. Time flew by, I don't even remember when Valentines Day was. Oh wait I do. I remember because it's the day Tiffany chose to randomly throw a strawberry smoothie all over my head. She said, and I quote, "it's not like you'll ever have a Valentine anyway, might as well make something about you better"

"Y’all think it’s funny,his idiotic mentality is funny,why will you design a model like a middle schooler and still have the audacity to make a joke out of it,is foolishness your heritage!!!" He barked angrily. Everywhere was as quiet as a graveyard. I noticed he looks towards us more,I can't have enough time to tease val I pinched her,because she was still concealing her laughter trying to be serious.I pinched her lap again,this time she caught my hand and was squeezing it.I smiled back ,we both exchanged smiles. "Ms Valerie" The boss's voice somehow separated our hands. We looked up as if she was called by a ghost,Val stood up nervously.

Jane squealed. “And so what?, go away, let me sleep” I groaned and covered back my body with the blanket which was pulled away from me earlier. I shut my eyes in attempt to sleep back, only to be woken back up by my blanket being pulled away from me, exposing my naked legs to the cold air. “What the-” I’m interrupted by the sound of a water balloon being busted and splashed all over me. “Happy Birthday!” They all squealed. Oh that’s right. Today is Valentine’s day and also my fucking birthday. The day I hate most in the entire world.

It wasn't until after Val was home that night, after he'd eaten leftover pizza and watched a movie on a cable science fiction channel that he booted up his home system and started scrolling through his emails again. There it was. Damn it. "Forwarded by: Compu-Cupid To: Valentine Holiday

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

This is Geology for god’s sake and not a fucking pickup line class or dumb forums for dumb boys. Valentine is a clear shot joke! In the end, I have to answer all five of the questions on my own, to the best of my ability with my independent brain, and my own stock knowledge and my trembling hand and my own damn sleepy eyes. Valentine was just there sitting right in front of me playing something on his phone. He’s so insensitive and rude and handsome, and above all of that, he was a dull, stupid fatuous person.

he said like a love sick school boy. “Seems like someone met his crush and can’t seem to stop drooling about it,” Zarek teased and playfully punched Valen’s arm. “Yeah man ! You should have at least removed those lipstick marks off your face- it looks so gross,” Draven said while making a face. Valen immediately rubbed his cheeks with his hands and raised his eyebrows when he saw everyone roaring in laughter. “You fuckers ! There was nothing on my face, was it ?” He said, laughing along with us.