Mha Jokes Novels & Stories

He had not taken too kindly to any man pawing at his lady and the urge to dent the drunkard's already unflattering-looking face had filled him to the max. The drunk had not come alone as his group of equally drunken friends had come outside to see what the fuss had been about and defend their friend. They seemed to be outraged at Brick tossing out their friend and had come to put him in his place so to speak. The rest of The Howler M.C. simply smirked as they watched their president in action as Brick took on five drunken men all with the same intent to cause him a good deal of bodily harm.

Most of the messages for the couple were humorous. Ethan's friends were totally surprised when he cracked a joke. Their jaws dropped as the cold and aloof man has a sense of humor. Moriah laughed not only because of the joke, what actually made her laugh more was the expression of Ethan's friends when they heard him crack a joke. "Moriah, you did a great job. You've utterly melted the iceberg," Shaun said cackling. Ethan approached her after delivering his message. "Did I really melt the iceberg as they said?" Moriah asked Ethan, looking amusedly at him.

Myra said giving him the same smile he gave her as she hugged him back. "So how was your day guys??" Nishant asked and kept his hand on her shoulder, standing like they're homies. "Funn!!" Myra said, making Nishant nod while Mrs.Mehra went to sit on the couch. "What did you guys do?" Asked Nishant. "You wanna know the details-details or the fun-fun?" Myra said, controlling her laugh as Nishant burst into laughter after hearing her. Zeeshant stood there confused seeing them barely being able to stand. To him it wasn't funny at all so he figured it out that it's maybe their inside joke. But wait, when did they make these jokes!?!

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

He laughed and turned to his assistants, "Did you hear that? This is really the funniest joke in the world!" Qin Haodong frowned and asked in icy tones, "Why is that funny?" "Funny? Of course, it's funny!" James said, "Go to the World Medical Association and ask about traditional Chinese medical science. Everyone knows it’s deceptive witchcraft founded in superstition. No one believes that traditional Chinese medical science can cure diseases!"

Hawk started, the amusement in his voice still there, even though he’d somehow managed to get his laughter under control. “He was laughing at a lame joke on TV, and he choked on his cashew nuts,” he finished. And this time, he was unable to stop himself from laughing. Kill me! An awkward, “oh,” was all I could give. But after a few moments of cringing in embarrassment, I also couldn't help laughing at myself. “Milkshake, you’re really something,” Gina commented, smiling good naturedly at me, and I found myself smiling back. “You know, your family is really interesting,” I remarked as Hawk walked me to my car.

Every April Fools’ Day, Wilson Hale helped Chloe Mercer fake a proposal for me. Last year, he dropped to one knee in the back room of a Manhattan club with candles on the tables and half his friends filming. I thought he was finally serious. Then the ring popped open and sprayed silver glitter glue across my hand. Chloe laughed so hard she nearly dropped her phone. Wilson only stopped smiling when he saw my eyes fill with tears. Later, he held my stained fingers and promised, “Next year, Viv. I swear. No jokes. A real proposal.” So when he texted me on the night before April Fools and told me to meet him at the jazz bar where we had our first date, I let myself believe him.

The Madea movie reaches its uproarious conclusion, and we find ourselves immersed in a lively exchange of laughter and conversations. Jim, Mrs. Dan, and I share our favorite moments, each of us recounting scenes with vivid detail and animated commentary. Mrs. Dan chuckles, "That Madea movie is always a riot, isn't it? Jim, did you see how Anastasia nearly fell off the couch laughing?" Jim grins, "Yeah, Madea never fails to crack us up. Anastasia, what was your favorite part?"

What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor? Doctors are also taken too seriously for us to be joking with them. "Ma'am, you have chlamydia but the joke in there is-" There is no fucking joke there, just tell me the freaking diagnosis and let me leave sadly. If I wanted a joke, I would go see a comedy movie or something.

The three men got confused why they were laughing out suddenly. "What happened? Who cracked a joke here?", Alex said, rubbing his nose unaware of the glitters which were painted on his face. He rubbed more, spreading the red color to his cheeks unknowingly. The culprit of the clowns covered her lips in her palms and silently slid behind Rehan to hide herself. "Why are you guys laughing?", Jake asked with confusion written all over his face. "Jesus! Now i understand why Anisha calls you monkeys.", Michael bit down on his lower lip controlling his laughter.