The billionaire i Married by mistake
"First date? At 5? With Tesco meal deal? Like her mother had Tesco meal deal date at 20 with Leo? And like I had instant noodles date at 26 with Ethan?"
"Yes. Quarter cookie led to meal deal. They shared Tesco sandwich, £3.40, ham and cheese, and they both said No to crusts, like Milo says No to everything."
Milo, 27, Oxford professor, 6'4, strawberry tie, who said No as first word at 8 months old and now says No as professor, was proud: "My niece says No to crusts, like I say No to champagne, family tradition No."