Minion Memes Novels & Stories

to succeed. "Leo, hurry," Meilin whispered, leaning against the cold glass as she watched the army of Mimics below. "They’re learning. They’re starting to remember how to cry."

bodega with the cat that is three parts lion, the nail salon two doors down that is always playing a true crime podcast at a low murmur, a teenager on a skateboard practicing a trick like persistence is oxygen. I buy a second apple because the first one was a betrayal and I am stubborn. I come home feeling more like a person and less like a cursor blinking without a sentence.

Min-a stared at it reluctantly. “Come on, little tiger. Teeth are not gonna pop out of it and devour you.” “Was that a Parasyte reference?” Min-a asked, grinning at him. “Your words, not mine.” Seung-ho shrugged, knowing exactly what he was gonna call him if he did agree. “A fucking dilf nerd.” Min-a chuckled again, but the giggle slowly faded out right before Seung-ho thought of asking what a dilf was as two women who looked so much alike approached them.

I said as I crossed my arms in front of my chest. "I love mint choco." He said and I stopped. "Disgusting!" I hissed and he laughed. "Why is that disgusting? It's good." "I feel like brushing my teeth when I eat that flavour." I shook my head. "Do you have a pet?" He asked. "I have a black labrador at home. How about you?" "Really? I have a labrador too!" He said and I turned to him completely surprised. "Millie.. her name." "Blue.. his name." I turned to him and looked at him straight into his eyes.

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The Alessio, the eldest of the three says. "Yes, cause there's an Aunty May here with me." I glance at my secretary who chuckles and takes a seat. "Get into the car and come see your Aunty May, okay?" I say. "Sì." They all say in unison. (yes) "God! These children will definitely not kill me." I mumble and May giggle. I roll my eyes and glance at the three little minions on my wallpaper. My three little bunch of joy.

“Mila, you’re a saint!” Then, he pulled out his phone. “Look at the group chat. It’s exploding!” The group name had been changed to ‘Care and Support of the Clown Werewolf King,’ and it was flooded with merciless mockery. Someone had photoshopped Sarek’s face with clown makeup and captioned it: [So I came after. I’m a homewrecker.] There were even meme videos titled, “The Werewolf King’s Breakup Survival Guide.” Louis laughed so hard his whole body shook. “Hahaha! That’s brutal!”

Was about to reply, when another text popped up. Unknown number 💬: Need me to remind your little ex why he never should’ve messed with my ice-tongued princess?

She was seconds away from deploying it. And then her entire system seized. A klaxon, loud and obnoxious, blared from her speakers. A message, written in a garish, sparkling pink font, filled her main screen: YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED TO A MEME WAR BY @WEREWOLUV88! PREPARE FOR DEFEAT, HATER! “What the hell?!” Aria shrieked. Her network, her beautifully crafted, military-grade digital fortress, was being flooded. Not by a hostile government or a rival hacker, but by millions of requests from a single source: The Global Brother-in-Law Fan Club’s online forum.

I’m guessing there’s a Todd and Kevin somewhere sitting among the jocks. “You are right, I can’t be seen talking to a newbie.” “Yeah who knows what that would do to your reputation,” the other minion said. Both minions were blonde which is a first because usually the main mean girl is blonde and she’s always at the center because how else will you know she’s the main character and her minions are usually brunette. Keep in mind that one of them usually suffers from an eating disorder. Anyways these ones might be different. I’ll keep an open mind.