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Finally, I got a proper look at them: one was plus-sized like me, with long blonde hair and piercing blue eyes behind thick glasses, she remined me of my sisters; the other had deeper brown skin than mine, a height and body of a super model and a beautiful healthy afro. “Don’t let him get to you,” the second woman said with a warm smile. I sighed. “I shouldn’t have gone to that fast food in the first place. Why do people insult others and call this ‘dark humor’? What’s funny about cruelty and humiliation?” The slim woman’s expression hardened. “He’s a serial jerk—makes nasty comments about women he dislikes and flirts with the ones who fit his ‘type.’ His dad owns the place, so he acts like

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 And I'm not sure you can celebrate that, Em😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣. I love all Emerald's foolishness. LMAO. I hope all of you are entertained 💋💋💋.

Jade Mumbled and everyone laughed. "Of course my princess," Justin replied, smiling broadly and placed Jade on her feet, lifting her twin brother high up. "Happy birthday Buddy. You are so cute and charming in your outfit" he said, looking at his poker face and smiling. A mini version of Rodrigo. Always expressionless or having this poker face that you don't know exactly what is going on his little mind neither can you be certain to be right if you guess. "Thank you for the presents Justin" Camilla appreciated, beaming with a smile. He told the kids to say thanks to Justin and they did.

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"Of course! I’d love to help." Joxan, however, snorted and turned away, clearly displeased. Enlyan chuckled at his reaction but then remembered something. "By the way, what were you laughing at earlier?" she asked casually. Mini’s eyes widened as she recalled the video. With a triumphant smile, she quickly pulled out her phone and handed it over. "Ely, look at this! Daimon got peed on the face by a kid! Hahaha! Serves that scumbag right!"

Perfect’s office is the least comfortable place Kate has ever been in. The counselor herself is no improvement. Filipino kids, with one glance at Ms. Perfect, would arrive at the same identifier: Miss Minchin, from the dubbed rebroadcasts of Princess Sarah, an old-school Japanese anime, and from online memes lifted from the same. This is because Ms. Perfect has the same elongated face and pointed chin of the main villain, plus vintage cat eyeglasses and an ultra-sleek topknot bun. In the Philippines, the identifier Miss Minchin is also synonymous with terror teacher.

Lucas was taken aback - he had never seen Mino get upset over a joke before. "I don't play games like that," Mino said, his voice low and even. "I've never tried to toy with a girl's heart in my life. Unlike some people, who seem to think it's funny to play with someone's emotions." Mino's eyes flicked to Lucas, and for a moment, they locked gazes. Lucas didn't say a word, but his expression was unreadable. Mino let out a sarcastic laugh, shaking his head. "You guys are hilarious," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm sure the girls you've hurt over the years are just laughing along with you."

Min snorted “I feel like kicking you considering you want to mope around for such a minor, non-existent issue.” “Yeah…. I must have done something wrong to have such losers.” Shenyang feigned a furious expression as he pretended to want to kick Adam “You have no right to mope around… you should be pacifying me…” “Hur….hur…. hur… I am lucky to have my kids.” Adam gloated for a minute before he was attacked by Min and Shenyang. “Not young anymore… I can’t even catch my breath.” Min leaned against the wall breathing heavily “I should probably watch while you make a ruckus next time… age is catching up to me…”

she said. “No it's okay, it's not like I care. You don't have to apologize for him” I scoffed. “But the slap is blowing up. I mean everyone is making memes of her.” Julia squealed, making Madison smirk. “It is just a matter of time before Veronica finds out.” I grinned. Just by hearing her name Julia's mood turned sore. I grinned at the rest of them and we laughed together. “Is not funny, don't laugh!” She murmured, glaring at us. The evening passed by as we lay tirelessly on our mattress. We were not assigned another task for that day.

Walking stick on hand smiling at Mivume as if he'd been waiting for long. "How did you know I was the one?" Mivume curiously asked him. This made Mine laugh uncontrollably he even almost lost his balance but he caught himself again still laughing at Mivume whose face now was one of confusion and a slight bit of annoyance. " What's so funny?" He didn't see anything funny in what he had asked. And even if it was funny it wouldn't be as funny as how Mine was laughing at it.