Minion Memes Novels & Stories

I walk slowly, as rushing would be a betrayal. In a corner, I open my phone and send the first message that will set the chain in motion. An innocuous photo, a word, a clue. The public opinion algorithm will do the rest. Rumors, dull and unsharpened, quickly find teeth to grind them further. It only takes a point of friction.

*Me: You do know that you're a criminal right? *Aminu: Your cousin says that all the time. Now that you said it, I guess it's true isn't it? Maybe I should turn myself in to the police.* I burst out laughing. *Me: Lol you're silly Mimi* *Aminu: What's a Mimi?* *Me: Your new nickname.* *Aminu: Hmm.. Mimi.. I like it. Can't wait to hear it from your lips though 😜* *Me: Oh really now?*

I chuckled. "And me mama" Mikeila was quick to ask. "You are an angel, Mimi," I said, reaching to rub her red blushed cheeks. "Just like her mother" Aiden complained. I couldn't help but blush. "Thank you Aiden," I said. "Mama..." Ray started. "That's enough from both of you, now let's give him a name already," Aiden said. "Let's call him Ruben!" Ray suggested. "No! Let's call him Melissa!" Mimi suggested.

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It was been spread anonymously and no one knew who was behind all of it. “I’m not ready to rest until we hunt down the fool behind all these disgusting memes.” Donald fumed. “And we find him, his punishment would be nothing that has never come to him in his entire existence because he would beg for death itself.” I spat, jamming my fists together. After a few weeks, we were able to track down the guy. He was a fat nerd in his 20s. We found him in his dorms in front of his computer, laughing and munching of potato chips with several memes made from my photo.

Vee said in disbelief. Brian chuckled. "What do you take me for? A Zombie? Of course, I have friends. They are both on a business trip. Though Mom dislikes them. She says that they are the ones influencing my negative lifestyle. She doesn't like it when they come over to the house, that's why we always hang out at the club or in my cabin house." "I didn't mean to offend you. It's just hard to believe that someone like you can make and keep friends. So I take it that your friends are very much like you."

"It's alright." "Alright! Little minion!" Ethan started, turning to Crystal. "Time for round two!" "Yes! Captain Ethan!" Crystal beamed and together they marched in the kitchen. "Why is she calling Ethan of all people captain?" Suzanne asked a bit disgusted. Ashley laughed, "Crystal is just weird like that." Suzanne, Ryan and Ashley also went to the kitchen.

“C’mon, Lala”, my best friend Meme begs. “My brother won’t let me go if I don’t bring you along”. Kyle is Meme’s brother, who is two years older than us. Even he knows she’s… Promiscuous is putting it nicely!

--- Not defensive --- Offensive --- The System Resists “ACCESS DENIED.” --- She Forces It “Override!” --- The System Glitches “ERROR—ERROR—” --- Cassian Sees the Risk “You’re pushing too far!” --- Aria Doesn’t Stop “I don’t have a choice!” --- The Truth Hits Because that was it. --- This Was the Cost --- The System Fights Back Harder “PRIMARY VARIABLE MUST BE REMOVED.” --- Cassian Grabs Her Arm “Aria—stop!” ---

said Min Jun in a small voice. “Woah! Until when you will think normal beings as your minions, huh? You always do something weird and then made us forget things! Is that what you think of us? Mindless puppets???” asked Lily agitated. “Always do something?” asked Liam in a muddled tone.